Toilet humour!

[rovercare]

Jeez, over the years I've seen some funny stuff written on dunny walls, I always make it a thing, to......ahh..... use a different loo, when I get to a new place, just to read the stuff on the walls:angel:

So thought I'd see what we can come up with:twisted:


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/04/1104.jpg

[Disco_owner]

:Rolling:

Is that you're writing next to the sign 15" Inches is ample

Sure is Just ask me.....:D:D:D

[rovercare]

:Rolling:

Is that you're writing next to the sign 15" Inches is ample

Sure is Just ask me.....:D:D:D

There is a joke about that sort of thing, but not quite suitable to post:angel:

[Rangier Rover]

:eek: How old is that dunny. Imperial went out years ago.:eek:

That's a good one:D


Don't have pics but the last dunny poet job I saw had Look left written on the door.... Then look right on the left wall...... On the right wall,well you may have guessed it look left Ha Ha Dunny Tennis. The others were not G rated;)

[p38arover]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/04/1103.jpg

[Hastykiwi]

"Kill Gay African Whales"

A pithy little statement from someone feeling a bit cynical about the political correctness movement of the mid ninties in NZ, and felt like expressing themselves whilst mid bowel movement.

Nick.

[rovercare]

:eek: How old is that dunny. Imperial went out years ago.:eek:

That's a good one:D


Don't have pics but the last dunny poet job I saw had Look left written on the door.... Then look right on the left wall...... On the right wall,well you may have guessed it look left Ha Ha Dunny Tennis. The others were not G rated;)

1957ish:eek:

[stevo]

Here is another one from NZ written on a condom vending machine,
"please insert baby for a refund"

[rovercare]

The funniest I like is written under the sandpaper individual sheet dipensers


"Pictures of ....... ........ simply wipe to develop"

:angel:

[moose]

I saw a similar one at a uni above the toilet roll, "Arts degrees, please take one"

[rovercare]

I saw a similar one at a uni above the toilet roll, "Arts degrees, please take one"

:D:D

Similar in power industry "riggers tickets" "fitters tickets"

[Newbs-IIA]

Hey NM that would be great for camping, might have to go make one for my next trip :p

[The ho har's]

Or the funny dunny's........

at Engordinna Siding on the Old Ghan

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n74/numpty_01/Madigans%202008/DSCF5625.jpg

may have to line it though or you might get wet ankles:(:p:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Tank]

Seen on the back of a Dunny door on work-site in Whyalla, BTW this dunny must have had a 1000 witty and not so witty dittys, this one topped them all.
"Beam me up Scotty, no sign of intelligent life here", Regards Frank.

[Utemad]

A memorable one in a Telstra telephone exchange in Brisbane about 10 years ago.

Some come here to sit and think.
Others come here to **** and stink
But I come here to play with my balls and read the writing on the walls.

Sorry about the swear filter :angel: But it wouldn't work otherwise.

Most of the others were about the ongoing liney/tech feud.

[rovercare]

Toilet tennis is also a funny one, you start and its "look up" then "look left", "look right", small things and all that:D

[B92 8NW]

Public toilet block in Benalla:

"Congratulations. You are now HIV positive."

[p38arover]

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2461/image011bss.jpg

[blue thunder]

Here I sit broken hearted, tried to **** but only farted.:oops2::lol2::toilet: This wouldnt be a problem if I only ate curry

[Bearman]

Saw this one in a dunny out at MT Isa. " Life is like a **** sandwich, the more bread you have the less **** you have to eat"

[BMKal]

Can't remember where this was .................

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to chunder,
I come here to **** and stink
and fart like ****ing thunder.

[easo]

"All t**ds over 2kilos must be lowered by string"

'The night was dark and stormy'
'The dunny light was dim'
'I herd a crash, then a splash"
'My god hes fallen in!'

[Bearman]

Heres another one " buoyant nuggets left floating in the bowl will not be tolerated"
OR " Gentlemen, we aim to please,your aim would be appreciated"

[p38arover]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/04/738.jpg

[Panda]

I think I'm going to be sick ... :eek::eek:


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/04/738.jpg

[Chucaro]

Softly

[101 Ron]

A mans ambitions must be small .
To write things on the dunny wall.

[101 Ron]

I wish I was a ring apon a maidens hand
So every time she wiped her a### I would be in the promised lands.

[101 Ron]

Some come here to s### and stink.
Others come here to eat and drink

[roverrescue]

My favourite is when a 2nd poet adds to an initial posting... many moons ago at MacUni Sydney -


Scrawled in black .... "God hates homous"

and in blue pen beneath.... "What does he think about tabouli?"


witty
S

[V8Landy]

My favourite is when a 2nd poet adds to an initial posting... many moons ago at MacUni Sydney -


Scrawled in black .... "God hates homous"

and in blue pen beneath.... "What does he think about tabouli?"


witty
S


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