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p38arover
13th May 2009, 11:16 AM
One has to wonder just how many lawyers are in the USA.

As you know, I'm on holiday in Seattle. Tonight I needed to find something in the Yellow Pages and accidentally opened the directory on Attorneys.

So I flicked backward and the pages went on and on. Hmm. So I went forward.

Attorneys start on page 67 and go to page 154! :eek:

Flamin' heck!
Grumndriva
13th May 2009, 01:19 PM
Difference between a tick and a lawyer?

A tick will drop off and leave you alone when you die.

(As told by a lawyer friend who enjoyed it too)
FenianEel
13th May 2009, 01:24 PM
What do you call a plane full of lawyers crashing into a mountain with one empty seat?
A waste :p
JDNSW
13th May 2009, 02:11 PM
How many lawyers in the US? Too many!
(Same here)
John
abaddonxi
13th May 2009, 02:41 PM
One has to wonder just how many lawyers are in the USA.

As you know, I'm on holiday in Seattle. Tonight I needed to find something in the Yellow Pages and accidentally opened the directory on Attorneys.

So I flicked backward and the pages went on and on. Hmm. So I went forward.

Attorneys start on page 67 and go to page 154! :eek:

Flamin' heck!

And that's only the ones that are looking for a job.

Simon
Blknight.aus
13th May 2009, 05:45 PM
difference between

a dead lawyer on the road and a dead roo??

skid marks before the roo


a laywer and a bucket of turds?

the bucket



scientists have recently switched from using rats to lawyers in experiments the reason is 2 fold first the scientists dont get so attached to the lawyers and theres some things even a rat wont do.

what do you need when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

not enough sand.

how do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

take your foot off of his head.