Show us your Shrine - FSM

[Slunnie]

I know that I preach no preaching....


but show us your shrine to the almighty FSM



Here is mine. I have it on the roof so that all of the neighbours can see and so I can receive the word.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/05/729.jpg

[Lotz-A-Landies]

I know that I preach no preaching....


but show us your shrine to the almighty FSM

Here is mine. I have it on the roof so that all of the neighbours can see and so I can receive the word.

They haven't installed it yet but here is a photoshop artistic impression of what the finished shrine will look like!

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Notice the dish shape with the three hand rails so their noodleiness can hold on with the spinning of the earth.

[Slunnie]

They haven't installed it yet but here is a photoshop artistic impression of what the finished shrine will look like!

http://www.astronomie.de/bibliothek/initiativen/seti/gfx/parkes_radio_telescope.jpg
:o:eek:

I bet you get more than Austar on that! :D

[Lotz-A-Landies]

:o:eek:

I bet you get more than Austar on that! :D
Yup Foxtel too!

[TimNZ]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/05/728.jpg

I will be building this, hopefully this will appease the FSM and then the sky won't be so angry!

[Disco_owner]

http://www.news.cornell.edu/photos/Arecibo/Arecibo_dish.jpeg

[TimNZ]

Just a small one then Disco owner :eek:

[dullbird]

I love the fact that to appease him we have to build things that look like dinner plates...you think it makes him feel at home?

[B92 8NW]

Judging by the photo you showed me it looks like you feel at home with them too.;)

Oh snap:o



:D

[dullbird]

Are you making fun of my weight? I have been told I look quite thin in that photo I even put on pants with vertical stripes as its supposed to make your legs look longer and there for less errrrrrrrrrrrr chubby:)

[D3Jon]

WTF... FFS... FSM? Eh?? :D

You all talking 'bout this: Flying Spaghetti Monster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ???

(Easily) confused... :confused:

Jon

[LandyAndy]

STOP MISBEAHVING CHILDREN:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twist ed:
Andrew

[rmp]

http://mach1consulting.com/Uppereast/lilis_front.jpg

Be there with a splash of bolognaise sauce on your nose, so when His Noodly Appendage reaches down in the Rapture you'll get taken to pasta heaven.

[Hymie]

English Russia “Duga”, the Steel Giant Near Chernobyl (http://englishrussia.com/?p=1882)

[Slunnie]

WTF... FFS... FSM? Eh?? :D

You all talking 'bout this: Flying Spaghetti Monster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster) ???

(Easily) confused... :confused:

Jon
Thats the one! :D

[2 rocks]

Heathens! Unbelievers!

Reject this wicked noodliness! There can be only Bob!

Retreat to your sofas, take out your wallets and let the Stark Fist of Removal purify your souls! https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Ordain yourself here :D

SubSite - Start (http://www.subgenius.com/)

:wasntme:
Mike

[Ferret]

Since the FSM has revealed Himself to us I have built this device from old Landy parts and placed it in my garden hoping to entice Him to earth.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/05/715.jpg

So far, no luck.

In order to facilitate the Second Coming I believe I may need to place the device in space where it can be more easily seen by the FSM. Some advice from the gurus please - do you think a 2 inch lift will be enough to get it into orbit or should I be looking for some thing a bit higher.

[Sprint]

:wacko:

[dullbird]

i think prehaps move the sun lounger it maybe getting in the way of the transmission to his noodliness.....

[Bigbjorn]

You may be receiving the Word through your antennaed shrines but I am not receiving the donations!!!! Send to the FSM Bank, Grand Cayman, branches in Vaduz and Zurich.

[BigJon]

You people are all very strange....










































:arms::clap2::Rolling::woot:

Keep it up!!

[2 rocks]

You may be receiving the Word through your antennaed shrines but I am not receiving the donations!!!! Send to the FSM Bank, Grand Cayman, branches in Vaduz and Zurich.

Brian, I have forwarded my donation and hope very much that you have received it.

His Noodliness appeared to me in a vision while in the simmer sauce aisle of the local supermarket, next to the Patak's and Kan Tong.
He told me to expect a visit from His emissary on earth, Pasta Al Dente and indeed His word was true!

Pasta Al Dente visited my humble home, rising from a pan of boiling water after only 8 minutes and said unto me, "I suppose a fork's out of the question?"

I tried to impart this word of His to a number of people I met, but they called the police...

Ah well, praise the FSM :angel:

Mike

[Bigbjorn]

Brian, I have forwarded my donation and hope very much that you have received it.

His Noodliness appeared to me in a vision while in the simmer sauce aisle of the local supermarket, next to the Patak's and Kan Tong.
He told me to expect a visit from His emissary on earth, Pasta Al Dente and indeed His word was true!

Pasta Al Dente visited my humble home, rising from a pan of boiling water after only 8 minutes and said unto me, "I suppose a fork's out of the question?"

I tried to impart this word of His to a number of people I met, but they called the police...

Ah well, praise the FSM :angel:

Mike

I am not aware of the teachings of Pastor Al Dente, but last night I had a doctrinal debate with Pastor Claret from the Barossa Valley diocese.

[2 rocks]

Pastor Claret from the Barossa Valley diocese.

Ahhh and what a fine fellow he is too.

I was thinking of getting one of these lovely hats to entice His noodles and if not I can always wrap some garlic bread up in it...
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa149/2-rocks/afdbhead.jpg
:p

[Slunnie]

I kid you not, I received this SMS this morning:


I woke this morning to find the FSM winking at me from under the covers I think it was he, I could only see one eye though......


:Rolling:

[dullbird]

:lol2:

[isuzurover]

I too have had a vision! His noodliness's brother, Pastor Carbonara, appeared in front of me last night, with offerings of (shell)fish.