New RRS Car Radio

[BMKal]

Recently I bought a new RRS but I had to return it to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The car salesman explained that the radio was voice activated and demonstrated this brilliant feature.

"Nelson," the salesman called to the radio.

The radio then responded "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he called back and immediately the radio burst into song "On the Road Again".

Then the salesman calls "Ray Charles," and in an instant " Georgia on My Mind" immediately replaces the Willie Nelson song.

I drove away very happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd receive beautiful classical music for the afternoon.

Then I would say "Beatles," and I would hear a multitude of those great awesome songs from the 60-80's.

It was fun and even my girlfriend got into it too.

"Rolling Stones" and up came "Jumpin Jack Flash" plus many other great Stone's hits.

But yesterday, I had the best experience of all.

A couple tried to run a red light and I nearly creamed my new car, but luckily I managed to swerve in time to avoid hitting them.

I immediately yelled in anger, "A## Holes!"

Guess what !!

Immediately up came the song " Good old Collingwood forever"

*Damn it, I just LOVE this new car!*

[stevo68]

Im starting to see a theme with your jokes mate :D......its enough that I'll never visit there ;),

Regards

Stevo

[BMKal]

Nah - it's all good Stevo. I haven't got any particular aversion to any football team (except maybe the budgies over here). :p

Must be just coincidence. Both were sent to me (and from different sources) referring to the same team. The only thing that I have edited in this one was the type of vehicle - the original referred to a Lexus, but I just thought that would be too politically incorrect on here (or maybe the swear filter might have an issue with it). :angel: