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p38arover
26th June 2009, 03:49 PM
Oh dear!
YouTube - Jason Wood - Genetically Modified Orgasms!
The ho har's
26th June 2009, 04:07 PM
:eek2::o:(
Mrs ho har:angel:
JDNSW
26th June 2009, 04:33 PM
I wonder if he was a bit "tired and emotional", I believe is the parliamentary term?
John
McDisco
26th June 2009, 04:37 PM
What a dufus! I have met him before...lives on Mt Dandenong. Not the sharpest tool in the shed...
Angus
MickS
26th June 2009, 04:40 PM
I just ran that speech through my dialectizer to try and make sense of it...
Jive talk -
De potential fo' contaminashun, de commercial implementashun fo' Australian primary industries, and da damn benefits and risks associated wid genetically modified o'gasms.
Redneck speak -
Th' potential fo' corntaminashun, th' commercial implementashun fo' Aestralian primary indestries, an' th' benefits an' risks assosheeated wif junetically modified o'gasms.
Elmer Fudd speak -
De potentiaw fow contamination, the commewciaw impwementation fow Austwawian pwimawy industwies, and the benefits and wisks associated wif geneticawwy modified owgasms. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
Swedish Chef speak -
Zee putenteeel fur ****emeeneshun, zee cummerceeel implementeshun fur Oostreleeun preemery indoostreees, und zee beneffeets und reesks essuceeeted veet geneteecelly mudeeffied oorgesms. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Hmmm, I think Elmer makes the most sense :Rolling::Rolling:
The Dialectizer (http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/)
DeanoH
26th June 2009, 05:12 PM
Genetically modified orgasms.........................the mind boggles. :eek::D:twisted:
There should be more politicians like this, not afraid to put in the hard yards to further the interest of their constituents well being and happiness.
Deano
LandyAndy
26th June 2009, 07:10 PM
Perhaps he was refering to the sniff and stiff products:D:D:D
Andrew
Chucaro
26th June 2009, 07:38 PM
Bugger! with my spanglish I should be able to get a job in the ACT :eek:
"Genetically modified orgasms" that is perhaps what the they have during question time :angel:
Sleepy
26th June 2009, 08:03 PM
"impla....impler.....implermercations..." :lol2:
OMG, I thought I was a nervous speaker. At least he recognised what he said.:)
DiscoMick
27th June 2009, 11:12 AM
May be some research required here...
Mudsloth
27th June 2009, 02:46 PM
I want to see that bloke try to speak when hes drunk! what a dude!
waynep
27th June 2009, 03:52 PM
He's my member of parliament ( I didn't vote for him )
V8Ian
27th June 2009, 04:39 PM
Do they have a random drug and alcohol testing clause in their award?:D
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