I'm Rich !!

[WedWon]

I'm gonna mail my stimulus cheque for $900 to Nigeria to cover the admin fees of the $15million lottery i just won!

See ya later SUCKAS!!

[Lotz-A-Landies]

How lucky is that and you didn't even have to buy a ticket in the lottery! :o

[dobbo]

whats a stimulus cheque?

[Cap]

yeah well, im gona send all my details to a South African doctor who has access to 20mil USD (unclaimed money) and says I can have 45% of it if I send him my:

1)personal details (name, address etc)
2)copy of my passport with photo
3)other details, such as job I work in, tax file number etc.

Cant wait to get the money in the bank!

:p :p :p

[strangy]

Ha, I just found out Im the last relative from royalty. I get the money and a title!

[Disco_owner]

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[groucho]

Stimulus cheque?.... Gee I just signed mine over and added some more
and sent it back. Felt good feeling it for about 20 secons though.........

[Gold_TD5]

I got home the other day from work and asked the wife what she would do if I won Lotto, told me she would take half and leave me.
So I told how I had just won fifth division and $12, gave her $6 and showed her the front door.:)
:wasntme:

[Cap]

I got home the other day from work and asked the wife what she would do if I won Lotto, told me she would take half and leave me.
So I told how I had just won fifth division and $12, gave her $6 and showed her the front door.:)
:wasntme:

bwahahahahahahaha

[WedWon]

I got home the other day from work and asked the wife what she would do if I won Lotto, told me she would take half and leave me.
So I told how I had just won fifth division and $12, gave her $6 and showed her the front door.:)
:wasntme:

That reminds me of the one where the guy comes home and says to his wife "Great news, I won the lottery, pack your bags!"
She replies "Should I pack for a warm climate like Fiji, or a cooler one like London?"
He says " I don't care where you go, its me that won the lottery!!"