Mrs G's birthday...

[Grockle]

...will be here shortly,so I'm off with daughter Alex to get her presy,last year I got her some waterproof seat covers for the Defy,she was so over come with emotion I ended up wearing her breakfast!

So this year I've really gone mad and bought her a set of rubber floor mats and the load area one,can't wait to see her face,isn't she lucky.
Alex why are you packing my bags ?

[Scouse]

I hope you've learnt your lesson from last year.







Give them to Mrs G before brekky :p.

[The ho har's]

how lucky is Mrs G:D

I need new seat covers and floor mats would be good also:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Scallops]

Ah yes - the "B-fast over your partner" maneuver - I'm sure she'll love the floor mats - and after all, you still have one testicle. :D

[Scouse]

G-Rocks avatar really worries me :no2:Dirty, dirty woman.
It's a tail.









Isn't it?
:p

[Scallops]

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

G-Rocks avatar really worries me :no2:

It makes for a beautiful setup in this thread! :D Glad someone else picked it up!

[Grockle]

Evening all,my avater is my pet Lazoon he's harmless and it's his tail in park mode so please calm down those who seem alarmed by him

[The ho har's]

Evening all,my avater is my pet Lazoon he's harmless and it his his tail in park mode so please calm down those who seem alarmed by him


I am sooo pleased you explained that so clearly for us:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Scallops]

Evening all,my avater is my pet Lazoon he's harmless and it his his tail in park mode so please calm down those who seem alarmed by him

Have you tried your Lazoon on Pretzels? It's just that I'm not sure they have them on planet Colevio! :D

[Grockle]

Have you tried your Lazoon on Pretzels? It's just that I'm not sure they have them on planet Colevio! :D

Keep it quite will you, if he sees that he'll want some,I had a hell of a job calming him down after some salt and vinager crisps(his name is Zooney by the way);)

[Scallops]

Keep it quite will you, if he sees that he'll want some,I had a hell of a job calming him down after some salt and vinager crisps(his name is Zooney by the way);)

But keeping it quiet won't work - the Lazoon is, as I understand it, a semi-telepathic creature. :huh:

[Grockle]

But keeping it quiet won't work - the Lazoon is, as I understand it, a semi-telepathic creature. :huh:

Not this one he's just a nosey little sod!

[V8Ian]

Happy birthday to Mrs G, fancy her sharing her special day with Cooper.


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[Grockle]

Oh no,Am I having another one?Hey G-rock,why don't you buy her a "Whizz".See my post today on "skulls" She will love you forever.https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Love-Smileys.html)

Aye up Coope,Ruperts wife Sue has one! it's called a 'she wee',honest, she uses it when fell walking etc.

[Grockle]

Happy birthday to Mrs G, fancy her sharing her special day with Cooper.



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Na then Ian,it's not until the 21st.

[V8Ian]

Na then Ian,it's not until the 21st.
Of September? Coop should be due for another one by then.:p;)

[Grockle]

Of September? Coop should be due for another one by then.:p;)

Yes September, that would make Coope getting on for 87 years old in thread years !:angel:.

[V8Ian]

Yes September, that would make Coope getting on for 87 years old in thread years !:angel:.
And beyond that in doggy years.:o:p

[V8Ian]

I feel that thread years take their toll more than doggy ones.Especially the people that you have to deal with.:angel:
Who you talkin 'bout Willis?:mad::p