Lights, camera, action!..

[Grockle]

..we're filming the first episode of 'A world without motor mowers' today, the theme tune is by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber,it goes like his,

I love motor mowing it beats a hover no 'bover'
start that mower,start that mower
people come to marvel even the vicar's come over(pronounced as ova)
a Sufflolk or Qualcast I don't mind
start that mower,start that mower
I love to mow look how staight the lines are behind

(A small solo drum roll followed by engines reving)

Come and see,come and see,the joy's of motor mowing
It beats messing about on a Sunday such as boat rowing
start that mower,start that mower
what a lovely grass box it's so smart
start that mower,start that mower
oh theres nothing qiute like it,it comes from the heart

(Fade out to the sound of two Suffolks ticking over)

What do think ?

[one_iota]

Very good and a raspberry at what is also a proud Australian tradition.

For me the best lawn is a dead lawn....ours is being converted to veggie garden.

Are you going to make a sequel on the petrol powered leaf blower?

[p38arover]

I love motor mowing it beats a hover no 'bover'
start that mower,start that mower
people come to marvel even the vicar's come over(pronounced as ova)


:confused:

"Ova" isn't pronouced to rhyme with "hover" and "bover" - it rhymes with "over"

Although, it could be different if you are a Pom! :D

[Grockle]

Very good and a raspberry at what is also a proud Australian tradition.

For me the best lawn is a dead lawn....ours is being converted to veggie garden.

Are you going to make a sequel on the petrol powered leaf blower?

Not sure yet,I've been asked to do a documentary on the art of Latice girder bridge restoration for RTE from there Cork studios ,so that's in the pipe line first.

Radio Greater Manchester have asked me to compare show called 'Which Sandal' in October.

[Grockle]

:confused:

"Ova" isn't pronouced to rhyme with "hover" and "bover" - it rhymes with "over"

Not in 'Yorkshire speak',but thanks anyway Ron.

[p38arover]

I forgot Yorkshiremen don't speak English! :D

[Grockle]

I forgot Yorkshiremen don't speak English! :D

They do Ron, just abit different.;)

[one_iota]

We have a few lattice girder bridges here... the one at Grafton springs to mind...a worthy subject. Not your Isambard Kingdom Brunel engineering feat though.

[V8Ian]

..we're filming the first episode of 'A world without motor mowers' today, the theme tune is by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber,it goes like his,

I love motor mowing it beats a hover no 'bover'
start that mower,start that mower
people come to marvel even the vicar's come over(pronounced as ova)
a Sufflolk or Qualcast I don't mind
start that mower,start that mower
I love to mow look how staight the lines are behind

(A small solo drum roll followed by engines reving)

Come and see,come and see,the joy's of motor mowing
It beats messing about on a Sunday such as boat rowing
start that mower,start that mower
what a lovely grass box it's so smart
start that mower,start that mower
oh theres nothing qiute like it,it comes from the heart

(Fade out to the sound of two Suffolks ticking over)

What do think ?
Don't you have Harley powered mowers there?:twisted:

[Grockle]

Don't you have Harley powered mowers there?:twisted:

No Ian,thats still in my Dyna Superglide 35.:D

[V8Ian]

No Ian,thats still in my Dyna Superglide 35.:D
A fire-fighters' water pump powered motor cycle?:eek:;)

[Grockle]

A fire-fighters' water pump powered motor cycle?:eek:;)

As on American Le France aerial platforms ;)

[V8Ian]

As on American Le France aerial platforms ;)
And many farm dams.:o