Right who sent.....

[Grockle]

....a family of Koalas over with 'postage not paid' labels on them?.

I got woken up in the night by a knock on the door,so I looked out of the dunnie window to see 6 Koalas on the step,I heard the large one say to two of the smaller ones,"when he comes to the door look duey eye'd and say Uncle Grockle suprize,we've come to stay with you,whilst were hear can you get these Land Rover parts for us please,their for a 100" WB special".

So who sent them?, their's outstanding freight and tax charges of Aus$550.58 plus vets costs of £175.95! they can't be anything to do with me,I've never been further south than Bournemouth.

The big one Emerson and his sisters are from Goddard St.Coolah NSW,(allegedly)the story goes they were evicted by there landlord a foreign looking chap with beerey breath by the name of Len R Pooicer last Wednesday,again how come they were sent to me?

Don't get me wrong they are pleasent enough,have a sense of humour not unlike Coope's,just a minute

[abaddonxi]

No thanks necessary.

I hope you don't have a problem with the potage on the Eucalypts that are on the way.

Two shipments, small one is fresh leaves to tide you over. Second is half a dozen 4m trees.

You'll probably need a tall glasshouse.

Is this a problem?

[Bigbjorn]

Would you like some big Reds and Blue Flyers to keep them company? your Hunt could have an interesting time trying to muster them over fences and in forests.

[Grockle]

thanx

[Grockle]

thanx guys,I think I know who sent them,I've put them up in next door who are away doing time for tupperware party fraud , I never knew they could sing so loud, they love the Scary Fragile album by Butterfly Boucher,Emily the youngest has got a tonuge on her because she couldn't ring her friend Neil.

Emerson the eldest is outside as I thread trying to hotwire No5's Subaru Impreza STI,bless him,yep there he goes!

[Grockle]

Hey G-rock,that Emily,she knows every dirty word in the koalaese language.Could not wait to get rid of them since they tried to give Phang the foxy a bad case of "sticky bum".http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Animals/ferret-9.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Animals-Smileys.html)

Coope you don't how they came me do you,there shopping list for certain parts for a 100" WB special ring any bells, and that foul mouthed Emily is still ranting about ringing her friend Neil.

[Grockle]

I cannot tell a lie G-rock.I think it was Panda.http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Cool/cool-045.GIF (http://freesmileyface.net)She has mentioned before how it is about time you got your come-uppence.https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://freesmileyface.net)

Are you sure Coope,I didn't think Panda was like that,I find it hard to believe that it was Panda who taught Emerson hotwiring and Emily swear words'the smaller two have gone into town after hiding in the back of the postmans van,god knows what they'll come back with.

[Grockle]

G-Rock can you fit in a possum? to save it from being shot and fed to a Siberian Husky? https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://freesmileyface.net)

Aye up NM,are you well,yes send the poor thing over, but not labeled 'charges will be paid in UK', nextdoor are doing time until December 2010.

[V8Ian]

Aye up NM,are you well,yes send the poor thing over, but not labeled 'charges will be paid in UK', nextdoor are doing time until December 2010.
I thought they got 6 months for that tuppaware fraud, do you get reverse parole over there?:confused:

[Bigbjorn]

G-Rock can you fit in a possum? to save it from being shot and fed to a Siberian Husky? http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Sad/sad-026.gif (http://freesmileyface.net)

NM, how large a carton have you got? You can have a few of my possums, particularly the big male that sleeps in a roof gutter outside my office window. He is a real grunter and fighter. Could you also fit a few thousand Asian geckos? I am sure the poms would love their entertaining evening chorale.

[Grockle]

I thought they got 6 months for that tuppaware fraud, do you get reverse parole over there?:confused:

They just don't learn Ian,I went to see them with a file and some snowt,only to find they've been moved to another prison, Dartmoor.

They had been melting down the governors pens to make into drinking mugs to sell at the local market when on day release,all went ok until the governors wife saw them,loss of privilaeges and got moved plus another 6 months for being rude to his wife.

[V8Ian]

They just don't learn Ian,I went to see them with a file and some snowt,only to find they've been moved to another prison, Dartmoor.

They had been melting down the governors pens to make into drinking mugs to sell at the local market when on day release,all went ok until the governors wife saw them,loss of privilaeges and got moved plus another 6 months for being rude to his wife.
I hope they appreciate the leniancey:mad::nazilock:

[Grockle]

I hope they appreciate the leniancey:mad::nazilock:

Thet will now Ian.I've sent Emily down to them disguised as a food parcel.

[Panda]

WTF??? Was searching for my mechanicing thread & came across this ... Cooper, dear, dear, Cooper ... my word, you most certainly will keep! I shall be sure to put something real special in your post next week! :Rolling::Rolling:Won't you be in for a surprise

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)

http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Animals/panda2.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Animals-Smileys.html)


I cannot tell a lie G-rock.I think it was Panda.http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Cool/cool-045.GIF (http://freesmileyface.net)She has mentioned before how it is about time you got your come-uppence.https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://freesmileyface.net)

[Panda]

I can most certainly assure you Grocky, 'twasn't I. There is no way I would do such a cruel thing ...

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/10/1031.jpg (http://www.thescubasite.com/Learn-To-Scuba-Dive/scuba-diving-hand-signals)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Animals-Smileys.html)


Are you sure Coope,I didn't think Panda was like that,I find it hard to believe that it was Panda who taught Emerson hotwiring and Emily swear words'the smaller two have gone into town after hiding in the back of the postmans van,god knows what they'll come back with.

[Grockle]

[QUOTE=Panda;1071351]WTF??? Was searching for my mechanicing thread & came across this ... Cooper, dear, dear, Cooper ... my word, you most certainly will keep! I shall be sure to put something real special in your post next week! :Rolling::Rolling:Won't you be in for a surprise


Aye up Panda,I wasn't taken in by the littles rascals prank,how are ya anyway.

[Panda]

Gidday Grocky ... I should hope you wouldn't be ... but don't you worry, I shall be exacting sufficient revenge :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

Not sure yet ... too early to say ... so far so good, I think ... rather a strange day, but that's hardly surprising :Rolling::Rolling:

Are you venturing on the skull's thread this evening ... :)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Animals-Smileys.html)
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/10/1031.jpg (http://www.thescubasite.com/Learn-To-Scuba-Dive/scuba-diving-hand-signals)


[QUOTE=Panda;1071351]WTF??? Was searching for my mechanicing thread & came across this ... Cooper, dear, dear, Cooper ... my word, you most certainly will keep! I shall be sure to put something real special in your post next week! :Rolling::Rolling:Won't you be in for a surprise


Aye up Panda,I wasn't taken in by the littles rascals prank,how are ya anyway.

[Grockle]

[QUOTE=Panda;1071372]Gidday Grocky ... I should hope you wouldn't be ... but don't you worry, I shall be exacting sufficient revenge :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

Not sure yet ... too early to say ... so far so good, I think ... rather a strange day, but that's hardly surprising :Rolling::Rolling:

Are you venturing on the skull's thread this evening ... :)

http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Animals/ferret-2.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Animals-Smileys.html)
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/10/1031.jpg (http://www.thescubasite.com/Learn-To-Scuba-Dive/scuba-diving-hand-signals)

Oh yes Panda,see ya there

[Panda]

Hey Grocky ... have thought of the perfect "gift" for Mr Cooper ... shall send it off Monday ... am quite sure he will find it very useful :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)

[Grockle]

Hey Grocky ... have thought of the perfect "gift" for Mr Cooper ... shall send it off Monday ... am quite sure he will find it very useful :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)
What a coincidence, I'm sending you a suprize myself Panda;)

[V8Ian]

Hey Grocky ... have thought of the perfect "gift" for Mr Cooper ... shall send it off Monday ... am quite sure he will find it very useful :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)
A tiger snake?:o

Evening every one.:)

[Panda]

Well, that may be a tad difficult, seeing as you don't know where I live ...

:Rolling::Rolling:

Oh ... is it a cricket ball? Or perhaps a set of whites ... or maybe something to do with horse racing?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)


What a coincidence, I'm sending you a suprize myself Panda;)

[Panda]

Oh, I'm quite sure you'll be surprised ... can't guarantee pleasantly however ... :Rolling::Rolling:
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)


Judging by my reward for guessing your name,I would say that if any one is full of surprises,you would get my votehttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://freesmileyface.net)

[Grockle]

Did you put a little pink bow on Emily's head before you shoved her into the postpack? https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Winks-Smileys.html)

No Zoonie is using it as a lead.:o

[Panda]

DON'T MENTION SNAKES ... I HATE SNAKES

I'm having enough problems just emptying the bins after the last snake ... horrid, disgusting things they are

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/836.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)


A tiger snake?:o

Evening every one.:)

[Grockle]

DON'T MENTION SNAKES ... I HATE SNAKES

I'm having enough problems just emptying the bins after the last snake ... horrid, disgusting things they are

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/836.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/12/334.jpg (http://www.mysmiley.net)

Panda you'll ok when Zoonie gets there he loves love.

[Grockle]

Reckon if he just addressed it to Panda,Australia,it would find you.How many do you think there are?http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Winks/beer-wink.gif (http://freesmileyface.net)

Your right Coope,you good today?

[Grockle]

I took Castrol for a drive south of the river today

That reminds me....must pay the toll and organise an Etag

Did you go far ?

[Panda]

Oh God ... I feel sick :(


I had some friends who lived at Gilston,Gold Coast and they had lived in their house for over twenty years.When they bought it,there was a python in the roof,and by the time that I met them this thing was about 25ft long.Would come out every night and slither around while we had a drink.Was actually very cool.http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Animals/emoticons-snake.gif (http://freesmileyface.net)

[V8Ian]

Did you go far ?
For a northside girl, that's an international epic!:o:angel: