FenianEel
21st September 2009, 05:29 PM
I know we've had our differences, and they seemed irreconcilable not so long ago.
I know I treated you rougher when you were younger, and we used to go to so many different and exciting places.
I'm sorry I cursed at you and lost my temper with you occasionally.
I know we lost interest in each other for a brief moment, and I took you for granted.
I know you needed new 'shoes' and I took ages to get them, even when you squealed all the time (especially in car parks!) because the old ones were wearing out. (I shouldn't have waited though - cause you're taller in them and you look hot!!)
You need to realise too though, even if it was pretty rare, that at times you let me down, you inconvenienced me, hell, even embarrassed me.
Sometimes your 'hissy fits' and peculiar, illogical actions cost me a lot of money - but I got past that.
I also had plenty of 'work' done on you, so you'd perform well and look great.
I even gave you a new 'rear end' to make you look sexier, and help you get 'over stuff' easier.
Not to mention your front end, and the work that went in there, I got you a new shaft you can grease up, and bought you that thing that hangs off your front so you can pull easier.
You were a little bit sensitive about your inadequacies, and your ability to keep up with those gorgeous models that were born a year either side of you, so I even had the specialist put levers inside you, so your front and rear would work together better.
Now, I know I said we'd had enough time together, and I wanted something a bit younger, sexier, faster.
It may have been wrong to try and match you up with someone else, (anyone else), particularly someone you didn't know, and I would've and did take all those offers for you.
You may be offended that I put your picture on the internet, and on a few blokey websites, and that you had men oogling pictures of you and your parts at all hours of the night.
All I can say in my defence, is that I thought I was doing the right thing, and I thought a change would be good for us. I can see now it's not necessary, and it would be a mistake.
What I'm saying is....if you promise to behave and go where your told without hesitation, we can make this work.
I'll take you for those long drives on the beach, I'll take you camping out the bush again, we'll go out more often, I won't just "use you" like I have, and treat you like a work horse, I'll let you play with your friends from the GCLRO and others like you.
I'll even get you that 'lift' to stop your bits sagging, and get that snorkel for you, that we talked about.
I know what a great team we make, and right now you look fantastic, you feel great, and once again.....
I love you.........
My beautiful Espom Green D2:D
I know I treated you rougher when you were younger, and we used to go to so many different and exciting places.
I'm sorry I cursed at you and lost my temper with you occasionally.
I know we lost interest in each other for a brief moment, and I took you for granted.
I know you needed new 'shoes' and I took ages to get them, even when you squealed all the time (especially in car parks!) because the old ones were wearing out. (I shouldn't have waited though - cause you're taller in them and you look hot!!)
You need to realise too though, even if it was pretty rare, that at times you let me down, you inconvenienced me, hell, even embarrassed me.
Sometimes your 'hissy fits' and peculiar, illogical actions cost me a lot of money - but I got past that.
I also had plenty of 'work' done on you, so you'd perform well and look great.
I even gave you a new 'rear end' to make you look sexier, and help you get 'over stuff' easier.
Not to mention your front end, and the work that went in there, I got you a new shaft you can grease up, and bought you that thing that hangs off your front so you can pull easier.
You were a little bit sensitive about your inadequacies, and your ability to keep up with those gorgeous models that were born a year either side of you, so I even had the specialist put levers inside you, so your front and rear would work together better.
Now, I know I said we'd had enough time together, and I wanted something a bit younger, sexier, faster.
It may have been wrong to try and match you up with someone else, (anyone else), particularly someone you didn't know, and I would've and did take all those offers for you.
You may be offended that I put your picture on the internet, and on a few blokey websites, and that you had men oogling pictures of you and your parts at all hours of the night.
All I can say in my defence, is that I thought I was doing the right thing, and I thought a change would be good for us. I can see now it's not necessary, and it would be a mistake.
What I'm saying is....if you promise to behave and go where your told without hesitation, we can make this work.
I'll take you for those long drives on the beach, I'll take you camping out the bush again, we'll go out more often, I won't just "use you" like I have, and treat you like a work horse, I'll let you play with your friends from the GCLRO and others like you.
I'll even get you that 'lift' to stop your bits sagging, and get that snorkel for you, that we talked about.
I know what a great team we make, and right now you look fantastic, you feel great, and once again.....
I love you.........
My beautiful Espom Green D2:D