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Grockle
22nd September 2009, 05:44 PM
....live longer without water than a camel.
alien
22nd September 2009, 06:16 PM
....live longer without water than a camel.


I know how big our camels are,
How big are your RATS????


Cheers.
Grockle
22nd September 2009, 06:33 PM
I know how big our camels are,
How big are your RATS????


Cheers.

Depends on the size of the sewers they live in,from 6" to 6'
Grockle
22nd September 2009, 06:37 PM
Run 100 metres faster than Kim Beasley(Fat Australian pollie G-rock):D

Oh you mean Kim Beazley AC ;)
Chenz
22nd September 2009, 06:54 PM
The rat that was in my BBQ when I fired it up the other night certainly could run pretty fast.

I did not know he was there but soon worked out what the squealing was when he darted out from where the 4 burners were. Made a bee-line for the garden and try as I might to put the poor thing out of his misery I failed to find him.

He could probably have done with a drink methinks.
olbod
23rd September 2009, 10:54 AM
I like Camels.
I'd druther have a Camel than an Alpaca.
If we got a young bloke thats recently been weaned, we could train him to be a good pet, as long as he stayed off the lounge, eh.
crump
23rd September 2009, 11:29 AM
....live longer without water than a camel.
But they usually resort to cannabalism/infantacide before they die of thirst, unlike camels.
BMKal
23rd September 2009, 11:39 AM
Well there's some things that rats get up to that I think we'd just rather not know about. :p

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p38arover
23rd September 2009, 12:57 PM
PNG rat:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/501.jpg

See BBC - Press Office - Expedition to remote jungle discovers rat as big as a cat (http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2009/09_september/07/rat.shtml)
waz
23rd September 2009, 01:29 PM
Run 100 metres faster than Kim Beasley(Fat Australian pollie G-rock):D

So the average rat can run faster than another rat...
Sprint
23rd September 2009, 05:28 PM
So the average rat can run faster than another rat...

kim's fatter than the average rat though! comes from all those years in parliament doing nothing but scoff taxpayer funded tucker all day!


BBC - Press Office - Expedition to remote jungle discovers rat as big as a cat (http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2009/09_september/07/rat.shtml)
they've been living in the quartermaster's store for years!