What is the Stupidest thing you have ever EATEN......???

[Benny_IIA]

Ok following on from Fusion's thread about Macca's. What is the stupidest thing you have eaten?



O and more importantly how did it end?:angel:




The Top 5 will go in a poll and we will have AULRO's stupidest eater(can some one come up with a better title please)

[crump]

a cockroach out of a public toilet as a dare and a flying fox.

[bblaze]

super red hot chillie.
wine and cheese night, black suit night and I had a few wines and picked up off a platter what I thought was a bit of capsican. How wrong I was, thought to ones self now HTFU and get over it. Ate this bloody thing without a wince followed on by copius amounts of foul tasting bread, not a noise was uttered from my mouth and bravely went on as nothing strange was happening. Had lots of looks of bewilderment and admorasion though. Happened some 20 years ago and still gets a mention at times
cheers
blaze

[clean32]

LOL

just about every thing, grew up on mountain oysters

bats blood and whisky, it was a team thing.

chilly and snakes tongues.

Fetus of cow Ah La BBQ

various lizards

Dog is ok, didn't take to the feral cat thing

Monkey was more like wild pork

plenty of frogs, BBQ or stew, NB the stew is green

but then i eat chillies ( the small green ones) with out much of a problem

the only thing that got me going was, peppered pork fat, the locals loved it, i didn't.

but the hardest is my wife's cooking

[incisor]

so it seems we have a perchant for having threads starting with S it appears

first we had the "Stars" thread

than the "Skulls" thread

and now we are to have the "Stupid" thread


things must be on the improve :eek:

[Redback]

Rocks and Kero:eek:

Spent a week in hospital:(

Oh and Dobbos dounuts:twisted:

Baz.

[solmanic]

Green ants... they taste like lemon actually.

[incisor]

you used to be able to buy chocolate coated ants, amongst other things, at david jones when i young if i remember correctly

[Benny_IIA]

so it seems we have a perchant for having threads starting with S it appears

first we had the "Stars" thread

than the "Skulls" thread

and now we are to have the "Stupid" thread


things must be on the improve :eek:


Actually it starts with a W......:angel:

[Benny_IIA]

Green ants... they taste like lemon actually.


Did it have much bite:D


ben...

[incisor]

Actually it starts with a W......:angel:

maybe it does but that is not what it will be referred to as time goes by :P

[Cap]

a cockroach out of a public toilet as a dare and a flying fox.

WTF! I think we have the winner!

[Benny_IIA]

maybe it does but that is not what it will be referred to as time goes by :P


Yes true, but you stated starting with a S.....:D


Ben....

[Benny_IIA]

WTF! I think we have the winner!


Yes so far, but we will have to wait for the Pommy's to wake up they eat/ drink some stupid things..

Warm beer to start with :angel:

[austastar]

Years ago, after much badgering from 2 small boys, we relented and went into the drive through at big M for some hamburgers.
Not impressed to say the least.
Tried them again a year or so later, still not impressed.

Another time I was up the East coast of Malaysia (bit of a tour on the motorbike) I stopped in a local eatery.
Menu was in Malay and Chinese, - not too many foreigners around there then, and the only thing I could recognise was 'ayum' and 'padi' - being 'chicken' and 'rice field'.
A bit of wild chicken would be nice!
Meat in gravy served on rice - but what was the meat? It tasted like a bit like chicken with a different texture.
It turned out to be frog.
After the initial shock of realising what it was, it was thoroughly enjoyable.

Silliest thing I have ever eaten was a couple of shrimps on biscuits at a work Xmas lunch a couple of years ago. Only ate a few, I was feeling ill by 4pm, by 7 I was unable to walk - never been so sick.

cheers

[Panda]

:Rolling::Rolling:... wife's cooking ... :Rolling::Rolling:


LOL

just about every thing, grew up on mountain oysters

bats blood and whisky, it was a team thing.

chilly and snakes tongues.

Fetus of cow Ah La BBQ

various lizards

Dog is ok, didn't take to the feral cat thing

Monkey was more like wild pork

plenty of frogs, BBQ or stew, NB the stew is green

but then i eat chillies ( the small green ones) with out much of a problem

the only thing that got me going was, peppered pork fat, the locals loved it, i didn't.

but the hardest is my wife's cooking

[Panda]

:Rolling::Rolling:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... :Rolling::Rolling:


so it seems we have a perchant for having threads starting with S it appears

first we had the "Stars" thread

than the "Skulls" thread

and now we are to have the "Stupid" thread


things must be on the improve :eek:

[Panda]

Spiders legs and whatever bugs we could catch, oh the joys of childhood ... :eek:

[spudboy]

a cockroach out of a public toilet as a dare ...

Not sure anyone is going to beat this, but nothing would surprise me with you lot :p

[cal415]

Probobly live white bait, swallowed tried both whole and chewed, whole was a strange sensation.....

[Rangier Rover]

Has anyone tried battered cockroach toenails;)

[PSi]

Cambodian specialty, deep-fried spider ... crunchy on the outside, gooey on the inside. Pic by me, not of me but a travelling chum. I had a leg.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/351.jpg

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/352.jpg

[clean32]

Another time I was up the East coast of Malaysia (bit of a tour on the motorbike) I stopped in a local eatery.
Menu was in Malay and Chinese, - not too many foreigners around there then, and the only thing I could recognise was 'ayum' and 'padi' - being 'chicken' and 'rice field'.
A bit of wild chicken would be nice!
Meat in gravy served on rice - but what was the meat? It tasted like a bit like chicken with a different texture.
It turned out to be frog.
After the initial shock of realising what it was, it was thoroughly enjoyable.



Frog is quite good really, northern thailand Laos you could get then of the street vendors BBQ on a stick, looks like a spread eagle black frog lollypop.

couldn't get my head around them eggs with feathers inside.

[**Discovery300Tdi**]

swollowed a whole spider when i was younger, dont know what sort as it went straight down, heres a lesson kid's when riding your bike late at night stay way from riding under massive tree's and make sure you keep your mouth closed..:o

[ramblingboy42]

I swallowed a large golden orb spider while sucking in the big ones during an uphill contact drill when I was an infantry soldier. I actually sucked it into my mouth and clamped down it to stop it going into my oesophagus. The most vile bitter terrible thing I have ever tasted.....I spat for hours.

[EchiDna]

ok the fried insect thing in Thailand/Cambodia/Laos/Vietnam etc...

no big deal, I've eaten em all and they are more like potato chips than anything else - never been sick either with plenty of opportunites over the years...

I've eaten a briyani that had 20% maggots cooked into the rice - near indistinguishable from the rice except with higher protein :)



the cockroach from a public toilet - raw? alive? or cooked? if cooked, no big deal... if wiggling... you have my vote so far as it was by choice!

[big guy]

Does McDonalds count?

[crump]

my in utero sibling, I cant prove it, but I was a big baby.

[crump]

ok the fried insect thing in Thailand/Cambodia/Laos/Vietnam etc...

no big deal, I've eaten em all and they are more like potato chips than anything else - never been sick either with plenty of opportunites over the years...

I've eaten a briyani that had 20% maggots cooked into the rice - near indistinguishable from the rice except with higher protein :)



the cockroach from a public toilet - raw? alive? or cooked? if cooked, no big deal... if wiggling... you have my vote so far as it was by choice!
was live, from a can in Redcliffe,for a slice of pizza, funny what you will do when your young, drunk, broke ,stupid, but also hungry.

[abaddonxi]

my in utero sibling, I cant prove it, but I was a big baby.

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

[Jedimastermat]

Not sure this counts as technically i didnt eat it;) it didnt get into my mouth and i didnt inhale :p

At great expense to oneself and allowing ones self to be humiliated within the confines of this place

I stuck my lips together with superglue :eek:

there I admitted it.

1977 I was eight years old, i was in a hurry,
it didnt end well :(
actually i dont recall much of my childhood but strangely enough I remember the pain of this.

It wasnt pretty, it wasnt flash, it hurt like hell but I guess it was effective. Essentially the top layers of both lips were FORCEFULLY removed. All I really remember is howling in pain and the god awful taste of whatever the crap was they put on to obviously scab up the lips to repair themselves. Some ointment of horrible proportions.

Im sure salty chips and vinegar or some stupid joke reverberated around the house and I provided hours of endless amusment for other (i fear i might have done so again)

Funnily enough I havent hadmuch to do with glue since :angel:
Mat

[BBC]

Not stupid...just different. Take your pick.....

Cambodia...bugs


Cambodian specialty, deep-fried spider ... crunchy on the outside, gooey on the inside. Pic by me, not of me but a travelling chum. I had a leg.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/351.jpg

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/352.jpg


Mozambique...dried bush rat

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/03/642.jpg

East Timor....Cus-Cus

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/353.jpg

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/354.jpg

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/355.jpg

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/356.jpg

Ghana..Grass-Cutter

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/09/357.jpg

Nothing wrong with a bit of 'bush meat'...

[Grockle]

A microwave meal that wasn't cooked(forgot to put the power on) after a night out but the manual timer still chimed cooked :o

[Bushie]

3 or 4 cigarettes with a ham sandwich and quite a few schooners of Mercury still cider. - Hey it was Christmas.

Them cigarettes sure made me crook :cool:


Martyn

[Benny_IIA]

Not sure this counts as technically i didnt eat it;) it didnt get into my mouth and i didnt inhale :p

At great expense to oneself and allowing ones self to be humiliated within the confines of this place

I stuck my lips together with superglue :eek:

there I admitted it.

1977 I was eight years old, i was in a hurry,
it didnt end well :(
actually i dont recall much of my childhood but strangely enough I remember the pain of this.

It wasnt pretty, it wasnt flash, it hurt like hell but I guess it was effective. Essentially the top layers of both lips were FORCEFULLY removed. All I really remember is howling in pain and the god awful taste of whatever the crap was they put on to obviously scab up the lips to repair themselves. Some ointment of horrible proportions.

Im sure salty chips and vinegar or some stupid joke reverberated around the house and I provided hours of endless amusment for other (i fear i might have done so again)

Funnily enough I havent hadmuch to do with glue since :angel:
Mat


The thread cleary says Eaten not tried to eat:wasntme:...

But still very funny :p


Ben....

[Ean Austral]

Not one of my proudest moments, but it did have the desired effect in the end..I ate half a rock candy ( the things they put in the mens urinal) it was a new on outta the wrapper, it was in a police station to try and beat a breath test..21st party gone wrong is all I will say...The end result was the coppers laughing that much they called me a taxi and sent me home..Darwin coppers at there best.
Cheers Ean

[Jedimastermat]

Not one of my proudest moments, but it did have the desired effect in the end..I ate half a rock candy ( the things they put in the mens urinal) it was a new on outta the wrapper, it was in a police station to try and beat a breath test..21st party gone wrong is all I will say...The end result was the coppers laughing that much they called me a taxi and sent me home..Darwin coppers at there best.
Cheers Ean

:Rolling: :Rolling:
Cool, super glue rates a remote second to this one

but did it work is the important question???:wasntme:

[Fusion]

I have had a mouthful of cow **** ! Lets just say never yawn in a dairy when a cow needs to take a dump ! Not a very good taste and a 100% sure way of bringing up your breakfast :eek:

[MickS]

I have had a mouthful of cow **** ! Lets just say never yawn in a dairy when a cow needs to take a dump ! Not a very good taste and a 100% sure way of bringing up your breakfast :eek:

Hmmmm, first a cow pat....now a Big Mac with 7 PATties....:D:D Mick, it's never too late to admit you have a thing for the bovine ilk!!! :Rolling::Rolling:

[Fusion]

Hmmmm, first a cow pat....now a Big Mac with 7 PATties....:D:D Mick, it's never too late to admit you have a thing for the bovine ilk!!! :Rolling::Rolling:

Ya cheeky bugger :D:p . Spent 7 years working on dairy farms ..... will never do it again !

[MickS]

Ya cheeky bugger :D:p . Spent 7 years working on dairy farms ..... will never do it again !

7 years!! No wonder you fell udderly in love with them...:p:D

[Ean Austral]

Would I do it again..Never not ever
The outcome was 2 days in bed, either from what I ate or how much I drank in the previous 24 hrs, my mum telling every man and his dog about it,5 yrs worth of rock candy as xmas and birthday presents and folklore in the darwin copshop for years to come...But I never lost my license or got fined so I guess I came out even.
Dont recommend you try it there are far better options
Cheers Ean

[Grockle]

Would I do it again..Never not ever
The outcome was 2 days in bed, either from what I ate or how much I drank in the previous 24 hrs, my mum telling every man and his dog about it,5 yrs worth of rock candy as xmas and birthday presents and folklore in the darwin copshop for years to come...But I never lost my license or got fined so I guess I came out even.
Dont recommend you try it there are far better options
Cheers Ean

You were bloody lucky on all counts Ean.

[d@rk51d3]

Some strange things, but not stupid ......

Pigs ears, Ducks tongues, and putrified fish.

[rovercare]

Steak, roast beef etc, I've eaten alot of cow actually.............I think they are the stupidest things I've eaten, not that sheep are much smarter, but cows ARE pretty stupid:)












:p

[austastar]

Silliest thing I ever drank was 1/2 bottle of cordial concentrate - had been 30+ hours in the fire truck - no break for food, totally knackered when we got back to the station.
The police had been down and scoffed all the pizza, only a few crusts left.
Grabbed some crusts and a bottle of what I thought was orange juice - nope! It was concentrate.
Didn't notice till it was half gone.
Yuk
Drank lots of water after that.
cheers

[Sleepy]

The end of my little finger.

Cut my finger - immediate reaction - stuck it in my mouth (as you do)

Thought - what is that going down my throat?

Pull out finger - missing the last 3mm.:eek:

[bblaze]

The end of my little finger.

Cut my finger - immediate reaction - stuck it in my mouth (as you do)

Thought - what is that going down my throat?

Pull out finger - missing the last 3mm.:eek:
BLOODY CANIBAL, not legal to eat human flesh :)

[Sprint]

Hmmmm, first a cow pat....now a Big Mac with 7 PATties....:D:D Mick, it's never too late to admit you have a thing for the bovine ilk!!! :Rolling::Rolling:

cow pats and McDonalds burger patties..... same thing, differently processed!

as for the stupidest thing ive ever eaten? probably the worm from a bottle of tequila.....

[Bushie]

Silliest thing I ever drank was 1/2 bottle of cordial concentrate - had been 30+ hours in the fire truck - no break for food, totally knackered when we got back to the station.
The police had been down and scoffed all the pizza, only a few crusts left.
Grabbed some crusts and a bottle of what I thought was orange juice - nope! It was concentrate.
Didn't notice till it was half gone.
Yuk
Drank lots of water after that.
cheers

At least cordial concentrate is better than wetting agent. I've drunk that before 'THINKING' it was cordial :eek::(:(.

Stuff we used to have in the 70s was green like lime 'coola' cordial.

We did the reverse to the police in '94 they were delivering some food to us on the fire ground at Como (Maccas/KFC etc) when I noticed they had pizzas on the back seat. Was a quick job to tea leaf the pizzas and jump over a wall with my crew for a feed. :D:D



Martyn

[d@rk51d3]

At least cordial concentrate is better than wetting agent. I've drunk that before 'THINKING' it was cordial :eek::(:(.



Did the same with Round-Up I found in a soft drink bottle in Dad's car once.

Didn't feel right in the mouth, and spat it out...........:eek::(