Clever Business Names

[d2dave]

Interested to see how many clever Business names that you have seen.

I'll start it off with a few.

A land scape business called "Greater Scapes"

A tank manufacturer; "Tanks A Lot"

A hair dresser "Hairport"

A dog washer "Nick Nack Paddy Wack Give Your Dog A Comb"

Dave.

[PhilipA]

Chinese Restaurant in KL "Soon Go Fatt " Regards Philip A

[V8Ian]

Not a business name, but my Grandmother used to employ a gardener called Mr. Digweed.:D

[langy]

Big Ass Fans

Fan, Ceiling Fans (http://www.bigassfans.com/)

[Vern]

mowing business called Chopper Weed:)

[bblaze]

I think a lot of business names dont cut it in the "smart" stakes even though they might seem clever.
One I like though is "the purple pig"
Our business name was the results of a compition, The results were "BroadVision Technologies", at the time we were selling computers, signwriting, A bit of mechanical work, Digital catalouging now having slowed on some aspectects and increased on others to include free to air and satalite tv so it seems to suit along with the changes
cheers
blaze

[adm333]

Phil McKrackens Plastering

[discomuzz]

Water delivery tanker with the rego. plate H202GO!

[adm333]

A cafe ..... How the Focaccia ?

[Benny_IIA]

Wok on In at indooroopilly

asian take away

[Benny_IIA]

hydroponics shop near Ipswich call H2G0......



Ben....

[300+]

There is a pen shop called Pen Island.

:eek:

Cheers, Steve

[D110V8D]

Photo joint called "shot, framed and hung" :)

[drivesafe]

Our local Chinese eatery is called King Po

[Narangga]

My son in Adelaide frequents a Greek takeaway - Wog in a Box

And the hairdresser at Mataranka NT is - Curl Up and Dye in the Outback

[953]

The missus & I are, Adam & Eves garden services & yes we,ve heard all the jokes:mad:. If I had my time again proly would,nt go down that track, but at least it put us at the front of the phone book:).
My favorite is the dog groomer that gets around with his boom box blasting out............... dirty dogs, done dirt cheap:twisted:.
Cheers Dean.

[RRV80]

theres a mobile pet cleaning dude - whatever theyre called calld "soggy doggy"

[rovercare]

The missus & I are, Adam & Eves garden services & yes we,ve heard all the jokes:mad:. If I had my time again proly would,nt go down that track, but at least it put us at the front of the phone book:).
My favorite is the dog groomer that gets around with his boom box blasting out............... dirty dogs, done dirt cheap:twisted:.
Cheers Dean.

It was You who ate the forbidden fruit:p

[Debacle]

Fish n Chip shop at Stafford called

The Codfather

[rovercare]

Dick Payne First National - Gerringong Real Estate, Gerringong | Gerroa | Werri Beach (http://www.dickpaynerealestate.com.au/)

A right pain in the..........old fella:eek:

[953]

It was You who ate the forbidden fruit:p

Oh..................I thought it was u in Ardeer, the other night.
Or did u just have the sticky date pudding:eek:.
Cheers Dean.

[TELF RRC]

A Manchester shop in Perth called "Holy Sheet" and my backyard bar is called "The Outside Inn".

[d2dave]

There is a septic tank pump truck at Seymour Vic.

On the rear it says "It may be **** to you but to us it's bread and butter"

On one side it says "Poo Truck Two" and on the other side "Henry The Turd"

Dave.

[Sleepy]

There was a Door shop in Brighton (VIC) for many years called "Knobs and Knockers" - we used to giggle when we drove past as kids.

[d2dave]

There was a Door shop in Brighton (VIC) for many years called "Knobs and Knockers" - we used to giggle when we drove past as kids.

Has that shop gone?
I got some stuff there a couple of years back in Hampton St.

Dave.

[Sleepy]

Has that shop gone?
I got some stuff there a couple of years back in Hampton St.

Dave.

Yes that's the one, may be still there - I haven't driven down that way for years.

[Shonky]

There's a bottle-o in Surry Hills (sydneys "fruity" district) called the "Lick-Her Shop"...

:o

[Rayngie]

I went to a curry house in the UK called 'backatcha'...what every curry does.

there's a Gentleman's Pleasure establishment in Lower Hutt NZ with the tag line' A Business Doing Pleasure'

Also a Butchers in Lower Hutt called 'Meat to Please You'

Ray,

[Hymie]

A family plumbing business in Twin Brook MD USA.
Four Aces Plumbing, their motto, "A straight flush beats a full house".

[austastar]

In Beach St, Penang, Malaysia was an undies shop called Titman & Co when we were there in late 1060s.

The barber at RAAF Laverton used to answer the phone "Department of Hair".

cheers

[Shonky]

...when we were there in late 1060s.


Man you're old... :eek:


:p

[Lucus]

There's a tilt tray towing service here in perth called "CamelToe":p

He has a big sticker across the rear of the tray that reads "if you can't see my mirrors i can't see your T:oTs"

The owners a bit of a dood.....:D

[austastar]

So flippin' old I can't hit the right key by the looks of that.
But hey only 29 more Get-up-and-go-to-works to go.
So who's counting?
Yes I meant 1960s.
cheers

[Disco_owner]

"Beaver" Cleaning services :eek:

[953]

There's a bottle-o in Surry Hills (sydneys "fruity" district) called the "Lick-Her Shop"...

:o

The Dick Whittington tavern in St.kilda Botttle shops name of coarse.
Dick Liquor.
Cheers Dean.
Ps. kobs & knockers still in Hampton st.

[rovercare]

The Dick Whittington tavern in St.kilda Botttle shops name of coarse.
Dick Liquor.
Cheers Dean.
Ps. kobs & knockers still in Hampton st.

"Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" or was that "Poker...........Oh, never mind:D

[rovercare]

Oh..................I thought it was u in Ardeer, the other night.
Or did u just have the sticky date pudding:eek:.
Cheers Dean.


:D:D:p

[Narangga]

Forget where it is but there is an eatery called Doof Doof

Their motto is 'We know food backwards'.

[Dave_S]

My plumber in Vancouver was from a big franchise called "Mister Rooter". I still have a fridge magnet somewhere, which is unintentionally hilarious. Over there the Aussie slang doesn't apply. A major clothing label is "Roots".

In New York I saw an office furniture business truck. The name was nothing special, but their slogan was "Cheap Chairs for your Cheap Ass".

[Incisor JNR]

Fish n Chip shop at Stafford called

The Codfather

where abouts in Stafford???

Is it any good??

[cal415]

http://sidesalad.net/archives/SofaKing.jpg
Dont know if anyone has posted this one yet, its a good one....

[Debacle]

where abouts in Stafford???

Is it any good??

Its on stafford rd on the left after you have gone past the shops heading towards gympie rd.

Used to be very good, run by a very nice vietnamese family, but its a few years since i lived in the area, so not sure what it's like these days

[maggsie]

I have seen a picture of a sewerage truck with 'Stoolbus' written on the back.

Maggsie
04 V8 Disco
85 V8 County

[Ausfree]

Probably a little bit off the main subject but many years ago I had a boss called Ian Noy and he used to always sign his staff memos:

I.A.NOY.
Manager.

And boy he sure did!!!!!!

[Lucus]

My accountant has a listed of companies that he represents pasted up on the wall in his office. The first company listed "A Crook Pty Ltd"......would you do business with them.......:eek::D

[Ausfree]

Has anybody seen those road signs in hilly areas that say:


"FALLING ROCKS DO NOT STOP"

And you think, "**** they have to stop somewhere, maybe at the bottom of the hill':eek::eek:

[Ausfree]

Up our way there is a suburb called Tomago and one off the roads is called "Old Punt Road" and of cause the smarties regularly get in and paint out the "P" and replace it with a "C".
The local council got sick of repainting the sign all the time and have rivetted a metal patch over so it can't be graffetied.

Boy I am on a roll now.:twisted::twisted:

[series3]

An Indian food stall at a show had a big sign on the front saying "GET IT INDIA"

[Phantum]

A fruit shop in Darwin I think is called "Nice Melons" :)

A take away fish and chip shop used to be called "F n C to go"

A bit off topic but name always make me laugh

Dick Ward Drive in the Suburb of Fannie bay Darwin:o

[gwebb]

Hairdresser in Gippsland called "Curl up and Dye"

Another in Gippsland "Well hung Roofing"

[V8Ian]

Has anybody seen those road signs in hilly areas that say:


"FALLING ROCKS DO NOT STOP"

And you think, "**** they have to stop somewhere, maybe at the bottom of the hill':eek::eek:
Still off topic, the one that amuses me is "KOALAS/WILDLIFE/ET AL CROSS HERE" Where did the animals learn to read?

[Debacle]

Still off topic, the one that amuses me is "KOALAS/WILDLIFE/ET AL CROSS HERE" Where did the animals learn to read?

They are cross because of all the ****ing traffic

[V8Ian]

They are cross because of all the ****ing traffic
:lol2::lol2:

[markyc]

Farm somewhere in the UK called Star Sheep Enterprise...


That is illogical, Captain.

[ramblingboy42]

and I got a warning for what I wrote in another thread...........

[austastar]

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

http://thepolicedaily.com/images/Beaver%20Police.jpg

cheers

[fclandy]

Truck delivering rubbish skips: "Bin there, Dump that"

[Sparksdisco]

have two


Electrician HARDCORE ELECTRICAL
Plumber FIGJAM PLUMBING

these are real was mates with figjam plumbing

[Benny_IIA]

A Pot shop (No not that type of pot:D) on the way to dump is called, HARRY the POTTER

[DeeJay]

Took this pic a couple of years ago in Qld. I like the sign on the back "free quotes & advice"

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/10/290.jpg

[BlueWagon]

My son in Adelaide frequents a Greek takeaway - Wog in a Box


Just down the road from Wog in a Box is a hairdressing salon called Sweeney Todd's and another business I wouldn't patronise is the indian takeaway pictured below!

[digger]

opal mining company in andamooka called "Far King Mining"

[Boxhead63]

Chinese Restaurant in Forestville, Sydney Called "Fu Kwai"

Rob

[Hucksta]

I didn't read them all so sorry if I have doubled up ......

I saw an old hearse in Melbourne once .... it was a curtain business and their little slogan on the side of the hearse read.....

'It's curtains for you'

I've also seen an indian restraunt called 'Get that India' ....


Some of the ones i read on this post are very funny ......

[digger]

I wasnt sure where to put this.....its not a great company name, but a classic slogan...... see here....
sunup co.,LTD (http://www.sunupco.com/about.asp)


Sunup co., Ltd has been established here in Yongkang since 1999.

Our company motto is “In Time, In Quality, In Efficient” and we are proud to say that over the past years our expertise and our sales representatives have achieved this goal.

:D thats what I love people working hard...or not ...to achieve a company motto! :):D;)

cheers
Digger

[Bigbjorn]

My registered business name is Brian's Retirement Sale.
Truth in advertising. Brian is retired and he is selling.

[Homestar]

Timber suppliers in Altona Melbourne - 'Shiver Me Timbers'

A bit off topic, but have also seen a ship in the Port of Melbourne called the 'A & L Explorer'

[p38arover]

I saw a sign near Winton today "Royal Flush Plumbing"....

....and at Camden, "Kum Hor" - a Chinese restaurant.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/10/895.jpg

[sheerluck]

One that's stuck in my mind since my first ever job working in the finance department of a large construction company:


Bodgit and Scarper


Used as a subcontractor on one of our sites. Boss was unimpressed, he refused to pay thinking it was a joke.

ON the subject of signs (were we??), there was a sign near the school where I lived that made me laugh every time I passed it:


Children
Please drive slowly


Duh, why should they??

[DeeJay]

Maybe not a clever name, but it reminds me of a clever person:angel:
Food shop in Wodonga..

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/10/894.jpg

[digger]

ON the subject of signs (were we??), there was a sign near the school where I lived that made me laugh every time I passed it:


Children
Please drive slowly


Duh, why should they??



because they can only push the accellerator down a tiny widdle bit!!

but back to the point, sheerluck, why did you live in a school??

[Fifth Columnist]

In Brighton, England....

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/10/889.jpg

[isuzurover]

Saw a new place at Northbridge Perth:

What the pho! noodle bar.

(p.s. - not funny unless you know that "pho" should be pronounced "far" or "faa")

[Fluids]

Turf Farm ..... owners name (and business name) ...

Lorne Greene

:)

[Ausfree]

Turf Farm ..... owners name (and business name) ...

Lorne Greene

:) Wasn't Lorne Green an American actor in "Bonanza" many years ago??????:confused:

[pop058]

Wasn't Lorne Green an American actor in "Bonanza" many years ago??????:confused:

yes

[sheerluck]

because they can only push the accellerator down a tiny widdle bit!!

but back to the point, sheerluck, why did you live in a school??

errm, boarding school??

Or maybe it should have read:

ON the subject of signs (were we??), there was a sign near the school near where I lived that made me laugh every time I passed it:

[fernockulated]

not a business name but along the sign line,
at a nearby national park there is a sign warning
"CAUTION,VERTICAL CLIFF!"

well I have NEVER seen a horizontal cliff ;)

[ezyrama]

Stiff Nipples Air-Conditioning
Coolparts Air-Conditioning supplies
Cool-it Air-Conditioning
Dr Pooh Plumbing

[Fifth Columnist]

Many years ago a friend and I considered starting a joint business.
His name is W. Wong
The company would have been Wright & Wong

[digger]

Many years ago a friend and I considered starting a joint business.
His name is W. Wong
The company would have been Wright & Wong

is it true your mate tried to start the business with his 2 brothers instead of you? and that it failed...

We knew it would, everyone knows that two wongs wont make a wright!

sorry!

[Ean Austral]

When I was younger and rode to school we used to ride past "Teresa Green plant nersery"..Rumour was her name really was Teresa Green..


( gotta say it fast to get it )


Cheers Ean

[sheerluck]

is it true your mate tried to start the business with his 2 brothers instead of you? and that it failed...

We knew it would, everyone knows that two wongs wont make a wright!

sorry!

Can't we have a "groan" button, instead of a "thanks" button?! :p

[Randylandy]

A radio station in NZ used to call this joint often "Beaver liquor" also an Indian Shop Keeper "Ash Vark".

Saw a van getting about perth the other day "The pet resteraunt" with the slogan written across the back "No we don't cook Pets"

Was a chineesse Takeaway few years ago with the following notice in the front window "Special Food Cats and Dogs" Few days later noticed it had been changed to "Special food for cats and dogs"

[malleefowl]

Our local house removalist has a big sign on his truck
"HUMPY DUMPER"

[ramblingboy42]

a car dealer in coopers plains, brisbane called Mike Hunt

[UncleHo]

Airconditioning coy in the local area "Insane Air"

[JBM770]

A window tinter at Gateshead is "Tint Ur Ride", they were at Belmont on the Hwy next to Blacks.

[pohm66]

Brisbane Optomotrists - ICU

[Marshall]

Whilst on holiday in Sicily, I saw a day care centre called "Titti School":p

[d@rk51d3]

Hahndorf has a cheese store called "Udder Delights".

Being a lover of fine cheese, I always wondered what would happen if I set up a similar store on the other side of the road. "Show us yer teats"?

[scottygc]

any business in buchan vic


buchan mowing
buchan pub

buchan motors

[scottygc]

or around the corner from me

labrador chinese

[digger]

OK I'M TAKING THIS UP TO ANOTHER LEVEL, GOT SENT THESE TODAY!!

Thanks for the email, the slogan need some work doesnt it?
Continuing the theme of fun names and business names, I got these funny business names from a website hope you like them!

Catch you soon, (school hols I assume!) .
Peter.

Leaven and Earth ~ Bakery, Berkeley, CA
Semifreddi's ~ Bakery, Berkeley & Kennsington, CA
Rising Loafer ~ Restaurant/Bakery, Pleasanton, CA
The Hop Yard ~ Restaurant/Microbrewery, Pleasanton, CA
Juan More Taco ~ Taqueria in Fremont, CA
Citizen Canine ~ Dog Kennel, Oakland, CA
Every Dog Has Its Day Care™, Inc. ~ Dog Kennel, Emeryville, CA
Doggie Style ~ Dog Grooming North Highlands, CA
Doggie Style ~ Mobile Grooming Spa South West Florida
There are several other listings on the net for dog grooming starting with Doggie Style
Murphy's Paw ~ Doggie Gift Store, Pleasanton, CA
Miss Pearl's Jam House ~ Restaurant, Oakland, CA
Bullshifters ~ Former Manual Transmission/Clutch Repair, San Jose, CA
Many Happy Returns Inc. ~ Tax Preperation, Glen Burnie, Maryland
Many Happy Returns ~ Tax Preperation, St. Petersburg, Florida
Many Happy Returns Inc. ~ Sample Return Service, NYC
Den of Antiquities ~ Victoria, Australia
A Den of Antiquity ~ Ashville, North Carolina
Crapo Appliance Service ~ Redmond, Washington
Effin Computers ~ On Site Computer Repair, Connecticut
It's A Crewel World ~ Salem, Massachusetts
Bead It ~ Bead Store, Santa Cruz, CA
2 the Point ~ Needlepoint Store, Pleasanton, CA
Pans on Fire ~ Cookware Store and Cooking School, Pleasanton, CA
The Best Little Hairhouse In Town ~ Camp Springs, Maryland
The Best Little Hairhouse On Campus ~ Two Locations
The Best Little Hairhouse In Gresham ~ Gresham, Oregon
Hubba Hubba ~ Women's Clothing Store, Sausalito, CA
Wok N Roll ~ Multiple Locations across the US
Linoleum Dicks ~ Floor Covering Store, San Jose, CA
Cyclepath ~ Bicycle Store, Hayward & San Mateo, CA
Know Knew Books ~ Used Book Store, Palo Alto, CA
Booked Solid ~ Used Book Store, Bradford, VT
Book Passage ~ Book Store, San Franciso Ferry Building
Dark Carnival ~ Book store, Berkeley, CA
Chain Reation Bicycles ~ Bicycle Store, Redwood City, CA
Pizza My Heart ~ Several Locations in the San Francisco Bay Area
Escape From New York Pizza ~ Several Locations in San Francisco, CA
Pizza Orgasmica & Brewing Co ~ San Francisco, CA
Peace A Pizza ~ Several Locations in Pennsylvania, 1 in New Jersey,
1 in Delaware and 1 in Florida
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall ~ Restaurant & Pub Santa Cruz, CA
Hour Place ~ Clock Store, Capitola, CA
Garden of Eat'n ~ Restaurant, Utopia, TX
Beauty and the Bistro ~ Unrelated Restaurants in a few US cities
Little Miss Muffin ~ Specialty Bakery, Chicago, IL
Shuck's Transmission Service ~ Fremont, CA
Long Won ~ Chinese Take Out, Brooklyn, NY
Kung Food ~ Various Locations
Kung Food Panda ~ Various Locations
Peek Funeral Home ~ Westminster, CA
Boxwell Brothers Funeral Directors ~ Various locations in Texas
Kuntz Insurance Group ~ Brookhaven PA
Mama Zuma's Revenge ~ chips made by Route 11 Potato Chips, Middletown, VA
Salt and Battery ~ Fish and Chips, Brisbane, Australia
Wok Around the Clock ~ Earlville, Queensland Australia
El Squid Roe ~ Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Master Baiter's Sportfishing and Tackle ~ Puerto Vallarta, Mexcio
Dirty Dick's Crab House ~ Sea Food Restaurant, Outer Banks, NC & Panama City, FL
Humpy's Great Alaskan Ale House ~ Anchorage
Mangy Moose Saloon ~ Jackson Hole, WY
Animal ~ Restaurant, Los Angeles, CA
Salvador Molly's Restaurant ~ Portland, Oregon
Beaver Liquors ~ Various Places around the Planet
Beaver Bath Car Wash, LLC ~ Beaver, West Virgina
Busy Beaver ~ Hardware Warehouse Store 15 Locations, PA & OH
The Chocolate Mess ~ Chocolate Fountain Rentals, San Francisco Bay Area
The Daily Grind Coffee House/Café ~ Multiple Locations across the US
The Daily Grind Coffee Shop ~ Multiple Locations across the US
It's A Grind Coffee House ~ Multiple Locations across the US
Flying Goat Coffee ~ Healdsburg & Santa Rosa, CA
The Henweigh Cafe ~ Sebastopol, CA
Hook & Ladder Winery ~ Santa Rosa, CA
Hickey's Pharmacies ~ Ireland
Hash House A Go Go ~ Presents "Twisted Farm Food", Restaurant, San Diego, CA
Schmidt-Haus Realty ~ Northern, WI
Schickhaus Meats ~ Meat Packing Company, NJ
Frodo Joe's Coffee & Tea ~ Coffee Shop, San Lorenzo & Hayward, CA
Frodo Joe's La Petit Café ~ Coffee Shop, Sandwiches & Crepes, Fremont, CA
Hand Job Nails & Spa ~ Castro District, San Francisco, CA
Mable Peabody's Beauty Parlor & Chainsaw Repair Night Club ~ Denton, Texas
Venus Envy ~ Various Business and Websites
Dildo Run Provincial Park ~ Newfoundland Canada
Butt Drugs ~ Pharmacy Corydon, Indiana
Funny Farms Hydroponics ~ Petaluma, CA
Putzmeister ~ Maker of Concrete Pumping Equipment

Hell's Kitchen Catering ~ Catering Company for the Movie Ghost Rider



THATS A LOT!

DIGGER

[OLR-067]

Not sure if this one has been up....a hairdresser in clontarf "Do Yer Nut"



Warning: Not a pleasant topic

Did a warehouse re-development for a group of companies one of which was Fumunda...which showed up the following on google.... and provided some interesting conversations

Urban Dictionary: fumunda (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php'term=fumunda)


Paul

[Bigbjorn]

A mate and his second wife (now second ex) opened a hairdressing salon called Just Cuts. I asked if it was a ladies only salon and he told me that no, it was unisex. My riposte was that if it was ladies only he would have given it a slightly different name.

[digger]

A mate and his second wife (now second ex) opened a hairdressing salon called Just Cuts. I asked if it was a ladies only salon and he told me that no, it was unisex. My riposte was that if it was ladies only he would have given it a slightly different name.

Justines Cuts?:D

[Homestar]

Having a meal down the local Soccer Club tonight - an ad came up on the advertising screen for a dog wash and grooming place - Doggy Stylz

[scarry]

There's a company sign not far from our place 'sunrise erections'

Always give's me a good laugh,but it's worn off on the wife:angel:

[DustyDisco]

Arborists in Sydney called " Tree Wise Men" :D

[Bigbjorn]

Justines Cuts?:D

He says they never even thought of the alternative until I mentioned it. There are eight salons all secured by a mortgage against HIS $3,000,000 bayside house. He lays awake at night sweating blood over this.

He now has a live in lady who is thirty years younger than he is. He is 62. His brother makes jokes about back to school catalogues and school uniforms.

I told him he could have saved a lot of money and stress if he had bought a lifelike doll thirty years ago.

[Debacle]

He says they never even thought of the alternative until I mentioned it. There are eight salons all secured by a mortgage against HIS $3,000,000 bayside house. He lays awake at night sweating blood over this.

He now has a live in lady who is thirty years younger than he is. He is 62. His brother makes jokes about back to school catalogues and school uniforms.

I told him he could have saved a lot of money and stress if he had bought a lifelike doll thirty years ago.

I used to go to one of them in Sutton St Redcliffe, until I found a decent barber who plays good blues on the stereo and offers you a beer as soon as you walk in the door. Good haircuts too.

[pop058]

There's a company sign not far from our place 'sunrise erections'

Always give's me a good laugh,but it's worn off on the wife:angel:

Brissy shed building crowd. They do a bit of work up my way every now and again.

[Ranga]

I used to go to one of them in Sutton St Redcliffe, until I found a decent barber who plays good blues on the stereo and offers you a beer as soon as you walk in the door. Good haircuts too.

Where is he?!

Sent from the dodgy keyboard on my phone via Tapatalk

[Debacle]

Next to the bottle shop in Oxley Ave Margate.

[land864]

Richard the Turd septic tank cleaning/pump out

[d2dave]

Picture in today's Herald Sun of hire toilets. King Pong.

[rainman]

A friend of mine is a signwriter. Years ago when he was setting up his business he came up with the name "Circumsigns" but since he was living with his rather religious mother at the time, thought better of it.

James.

[wagoo]

One that's stuck in my mind since my first ever job working in the finance department of a large construction company:


Bodgit and Scarper


Used as a subcontractor on one of our sites. Boss was unimpressed, he refused to pay thinking it was a joke.
I once worked for a LandRover repairer that would occasionally answer the phone"Bodge it and Scarper''. Also I think it is a registered name for a landscaping business in the UK.
A couple more.
Asian restaurant in Heathmont/Bayswater Melb. 'Sha Tin Restaurant'
Arborist companies.'Tree Amigoes' 'Tree Fellas'
Watts Up? electrical repairs.
Bill.

[carjunkieanon]

Asian restaurant in Heathmont/Bayswater Melb. 'Sha Tin Restaurant'


Sha Tin is a suburb in Hong Kong...prob didn't think it through calling it a restaurant tho.

[Stuck]

On a tow truck I spotted the other day "Tic Tac Towing"

[Bytemrk]

Is it my imagination or are Plumbers and associated services over represented in this thread? :p

Here is another:

Plumber near home: "Yahpoo"

(His truck is sign written just like Yahoo logo.) :angel:

[d2dave]

A dog wash in Shepparton. "The Best Little Paw House"

Dave.

[Bigbjorn]

This establishment is in Los Angeles, Pacific Coast Highway, Hermosa Beach.

Yes, the staff are young ladies who have hasty love affairs.

[sheerluck]

.....Yes, the staff are young ladies who have hasty love affairs.

Ladies of "negotiable affection" is the best euphemism I've heard for that......:D

[p38arover]

This establishment is in Los Angeles, Pacific Coast Highway, Hermosa Beach.

Yes, the staff are young ladies who have hasty love affairs.

Your Rangie in the foreground?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[Ausfree]

I have noticed on this Forum, that whenever a photo is taken there is always a Landy/Rangy in the frame somewhere!!!:p

[d2dave]

Ron. I would hazard a guess that Brian is looking for a park, as it looks like no parking directly in front of said premises.

Dave.

[superquag]

Ladies of Negotiable Virtue ;)

[Ratel10mm]

Ezyrama beat me to it with Stiff Nipples air con.
Back in London there's a building company owned by Indians, with the slogan "You've used the cowboys, now try the Indians!"
And I saw a skip truck a few months ago with the slogan "Satisfaction Guaranteed Or Your Rubbish Back"

[DeeJay]

Your Rangie in the foreground?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Isn't that more a wholesale entertainment business???

Did I spell that right??

[Bigbjorn]

Your Rangie in the foreground?

http://www.aulro.com/afvb/attachments/general-chat/42766d1327201047-clever-business-names-usagen-007.jpg

There is a big LR/RR dealership a short walk down the PCH on the opposite side to "The Tender Box". South Bay Land Rover.

I usually stay at the Holiday Inn opposite the LR/RR shop. Very convenient. The 232 bus to and from LAX and Long Beach goes past the door, and a short walk to the buses to downtown, Green Line, Artesia Transit Centre, and Blue Line. If you are in the area, go to Hermosa BeachYacht Club. Toothsome young barmaids,with good titties part of the selection criteria. Tell them you were recommended by Aussie Brian and duck.

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Tell them you were recommended by Aussie Brian and duck.



Who's Duck? :) :p:twisted:

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lawn mowing contractor on the northern beaches "Mown & Grown"
that "curl up and dye" lives in cessnock as well.
the "Lick her Shop" is changed name
a mate of mine had a lawn mowing business and was looking for a name, I suggested "Home-Mow" but he wouldn't be in it.:)

[Bigbjorn]

A local grounds care service is Mo's Lawns.

[solmanic]

Well known acoustic engineer in Brisbane - Ron Rumble. (not trying to be clever, that's just his name)

Also Box & Co are building contractors.

Have used a very clever arborist who had the number plate "TPZ12" - the formula for calculating a tree protection zone is 12 x the trunk diameter.

[barney]

there used to be a bottle shop in Broken Hill called "liquor Essentials"
i thought that was pretty funny

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I may have put this in before

how about the 'BOTTLE N BIRD"

you drive into the hotel drive thru, on your left is the bottlo on the right
is a chook shop! Both come out to serve you..,
hence "bottle n bird"!

Westland Hotel Motel - dining - bottle n bird take way & catering (http://www.westlandhotel.com.au/botlnbird.htm)

(and it used to have a traffic jam most late arvos lined up to use it!! , a whyalla local (Tombie?) will be able to say if its still so popular!

[Yorkshire_Jon]

Jamie Oliver's old Bedford Truck that he has a kitchen & bar inside.

Called "The cock in cider"👀

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