drivesafe
17th October 2009, 04:39 PM
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:....... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:...... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:........ Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bull**** artist.
Titanic:....... In one scene, Jack en joys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill .
Titanic:....... During the ordeal, Rose 's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica .
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.
Titanic:....... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton :... Monica ' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:........ Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack .
Titanic:........ Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica .. ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:....... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary -- basically the same thing
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:....... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:...... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:........ Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bull**** artist.
Titanic:....... In one scene, Jack en joys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill .
Titanic:....... During the ordeal, Rose 's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica .
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.
Titanic:....... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton :... Monica ' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:........ Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack .
Titanic:........ Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica .. ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:....... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary -- basically the same thing