IF you got passed by a paddy wagon.

[Blknight.aus]

heres the scenario.

I just got one of those chain mail emails but I kinda liked this one, and rather than annoy everyones inboxes I though why not try it here.


youve just been passed by a paddy wagon on the highway, you see me handcuffed in the back.

What do you think I was arrested for?

[pop058]

spelling :D

[V8Ian]

heres the scenario.

I just got one of those chain mail emails but I kinda liked this one, and rather than annoy everyones inboxes I though why not try it here.


youve just been passed by a paddy wagon on the highway, you see me handcuffed in the back.

What do you think I was arrested for?
Breaking the law.:p;):D

[dobbo]

Wasting police time and resources, i.e waffling on bullcrap for an hour giving theories, practical demonstrations asking both open ended and rhetorical questions about Series Rovers because the officer that pulled you over for doing 50 below the speed limit asked if you were the registered owner of this Toyota?

[djam1]

Driving a Diesel Series flat out on the freeway (75 Kmh)

[GuyG]

Taking a series to the cape and polluting the country side

[Sprint]

either for giving someone a well deserved backhander, or plotting an overthrow of the government.....

[Col.Coleman]

Your shirts by the fashion police:p

CC

[loanrangie]

heres the scenario.

I just got one of those chain mail emails but I kinda liked this one, and rather than annoy everyones inboxes I though why not try it here.


youve just been passed by a paddy wagon on the highway, you see me handcuffed in the back.

What do you think I was arrested for?

Wasting all your ADF payed time on fixing ****ing land rovers :p.

[JohnR]

Is this a true store or just a joke?

[JohnR]

Oh, it's a hypothetical.

Ok, so where do I begin:
The main street of Coen.
Polluting the air (in so many ways).
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/11/422.jpg
Wasting everybody's time with mindless dribble.
Misdiagnosing vehicle faults (its wasn't a water pump).
For pretending you know everything about everything.
Did I mention Coen?
The Shirts.
For using ancient recovery equipment.
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/11/421.jpg
The attitude.
The ability to make everyone feel awkward.
The over exaggerated stories.
Helping out a broken down vehicle and them making them feel eternally in dept to you.
The made up stories passed off as true stories.
And how about for just being.:o
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/11/420.jpg

But this of course is all hypothetical :)

Cheers,

[DiscoStew]

For using ancient recovery equipment.
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/11/421.jpg

HEY!, Baz isn't ancient.

[JohnR]

HEY!, Baz isn't ancient.

Sorry Baz :(

[dobbo]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/11/420.jpg


Cheers,


I fear for my eldest son, he's only met Dave a few times. I think it's infectious and it may allready be to late.

http://www.aulro.com/afvb/attachments/general-chat/18862d1253261731-2nd-step-becoming-future-land-rover-owner-photo-159.jpg

[Blknight.aus]

wanna know something scary dobbo.

I have that shirt.

[twitchy]

I'd say that shirt.........;)

[Redback]

HEY!, Baz isn't ancient.


Sorry Baz :(

I feel it sometimes though:D

I'll go with the shirt, not because of one shirt but because of the fact that there is more than one shirt;)

Baz.

[CraigE]

Telling the coppers that they should have a 130 as a paddy wagon???;)

[CraigE]

Could be like my Dad when they came over. Pulled into the servo at Norseman and went to the loo. When he turned around thre was a copper standing behind him hand on his gun and asked him is that your Statesman out there with ELF plates. Of course Dad said yes, the copper a bit hesitant said OK, but I dont think you are the guy we are looking for as the numbers does not match and it is WA private plates we are looking for but have to be sure. What are the chances two Champagne coloured 2000 model Statesmans with private plates starting with ELF, but different. They were looking for a violent armed robber believed to be still armed.:eek: