Cougars

[MickS]

Man and beast....there really is no difference...:D

Airline slammed for 'meat-hungry cougar' ad (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1000850/airline-slammed-for-meat-hungry-cougar-ad)

[Redback]

Ahh the Kiwi sence of humour:D

I love it, a bit long but still funny:D

Baz.

[disco2hse]

YouTube- Air NZ - grabaseat wildlife - The Cougar

[robzilla]

haha hilarious! but of course there'll always be someone who has to have a whinge.

at least they've got some backbone and won't pull the ad!

[Armadillo]

Priceless....

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

[MickS]

"Paralyzed by the cougar's sudden approach, which causes the rest of the herd to scatter in panic...." :D

David Attenborough, eat your heart out...or cougar, whatever the case may be...:D

[isuzutoo-eh]

Bahaha

Sometimes my mates and I go cougar hunting, usually when we can't afford drinks or have afforded to many drinks already...

[disco2hse]

Bahaha

Sometimes my mates and I go cougar hunting, usually when we can't afford drinks or have afforded to many drinks already...

eeewww

[FifiLámour]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/08/933.jpg


PMSL That is very funny. I am going to pass it on!

[Sprint]

was almost the victim of a cougar once....... not unwillingly i might add.....

only thing that scared me off was the ring......

[MickS]

was almost the victim of a cougar once....... not unwillingly i might add.....

only thing that scared me off was the ring......


Not the precious ??? :eek:

[Sprint]

Not the precious ??? :eek:

yup, she was hitched, had been out on a hens night with her friends, hometown is 250km away.....

[Scouse]

only thing that scared me off was the ring......


yup, she was hitched, Phew, that ring.

[dobbo]

Phew, that ring.


It was for an ad for air New Zealand, not Olympic Air

[Sprint]

Phew, that ring.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....... i dont even wanna think about what you were assuming!

[MickS]

It was for an ad for air New Zealand, not Olympic Air

Yasoo....

[Scouse]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....... i dont even wanna think about what you were assuming!Hey, I didn't start with the scary ring talk :eek:.

:p:p:p

[MickS]

Probably had a few ringkles in it.....her I mean ....

[Sprint]

nope, she was 48, no wrinkles i could see, could feel one, but thats a topic for the mudpit!

[p38arover]

"P" is, apparently, what the Kiwis call Methamphetamine (Meths).

[isuzutoo-eh]

"P" is, apparently, what the Kiwis call Methamphetamine (Meths).

Peyote perhaps

[p38arover]

I just did a Google:

What is methamphetamine? | New Zealand Police Online (http://www.police.govt.nz/safety/meth.html)


The nickname "P" is unique to New Zealand.

[disco2hse]

P is for pure, meth that is. Absolute scourge, just like packs of stalking cougars :eek:

And as for rings, well...

[dickyjoe]

thats a crack. thanks for posting.

[p38arover]

I also found the advert amusing.


"We have also had complaints from male survivors who have been raped by women and they are very distressed that their situation is being laughed at and made out to be humorous."

Something I've never understood, if the man wasn't aroused, how could he be raped. If he was aroused, doesn't that mean he was, umm, interested.

Serious question.

[dobbo]

I also found the advert amusing.



Something I've never understood, if the man wasn't aroused, how could he be raped. If he was aroused, doesn't that mean he was, umm, interested.

Serious question.


Thats a potential ad for Snap on tools:D

Haven't you ever woken up from a daytime slumber only to realise your tied to the bed, buck naked with a rabid woman in gators and a horse crop standing over you?

[p38arover]

Thats a potential ad for Snap on tools:D

Haven't you ever woken up from a daytime slumber only to realise your tied to the bed, buck naked with a rabid woman in gators and a horse crop standing over you?

Yes. But that's just normal around here.

[MickS]

Something I've never understood, if the man wasn't aroused, how could he be raped. If he was aroused, doesn't that mean he was, umm, interested.

Serious question.

Ron...serious answer...

It's important to remember that "rape" or as it is technically know - sexual assault - is a crime of violence and not a sexual act. The assault can be anything from digital penetration to the obvious. Particularly when a male is the offender. It's a power thing too.

When a female is the offender - and in quite a few recent matters before the court - let's say a teacher - she is using and abusing her position of trust over a student.

Without pandering to anyone's fantasies here (god knows I had mine about my german teacher back in '73 - she was also the learn to swim teacher, so my mate and I joined the learn to swim class at Sutherland pool for sport....we never let go of the side of the pool as she coaxed and cajoled above us to do so :) ahhh '70s mini skirts - where was I), the student usually realises after the fact the severity of what has happened. In a lot of these cases, the matters only end up in court because the teacher was found out or the student big noted etc etc...so the only course of action then is the courts.

Now, back to the cougars...I'm off to the Vinyl Room on Friday night...grab a granny :burnrubber:

[dobbo]

Yes. But that's just normal around here.

Imagine going to the cop shop, dropping your strides to reveal paddle marks on you bum and with a tear running down your cheek stating you've been sexually abused


I can't see it happening

[Gooner]

Nasal Delivery Technology - they shove a couple of squirts of potion up your hooter and well...you know...ummm...have a look at that.:eek:

[MickS]

Nasal Delivery Technology - they shove a couple of squirts of potion up your hooter and well...you know...ummm...have a look at that.:eek:

It worked for Dave...look how happy he is ....

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/633.jpg

[p38arover]

A friend of ours is one of their doctors. She's been over in NZ helping to set up over there.

[p38arover]

Ron...serious answer...

It's important to remember that "rape" or as it is technically know - sexual assault - is a crime of violence and not a sexual act. The assault can be anything from digital penetration to the obvious. Particularly when a male is the offender. It's a power thing too.

Thanks Mick. I was thinking of the usual lay definition of rape. I don't wish to expand on variations in a family forum.

[MickS]

A friend of ours is one of their doctors. She's been over in NZ helping to set up over there.

Defence against cougars or nasal delivery spray?

[Sprint]

Defence against cougars?

dunno about you guys, but I'm quite willing to sacrifice myself to save you guys from the cougar threat!

[MickS]

Defence against cougars?

dunno about you guys, but I'm quite willing to sacrifice myself to save you guys from the cougar threat!

Yes, this thread has inspired me to head out on Friday night to a well populated waterhole at Gymea....to watch the Sydney version of the Serengeti take place...purely research of course...I will even throw myself between the cougars and the young males so the males may live long and prosper...a sacrifice if you will...in the name of science..

[Tombie]

How much age gap = Cougar?

[Armadillo]

The REAL cougar......

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

:p

She's older and has a thing for Grover.

[slug_burner]

How much age gap = Cougar?

Old enough to be your mother, before that they are just cradle snatchers

[Tombie]

Old enough to be your mother, before that they are just cradle snatchers

Oh... Been there, did that....

I was 19, she was 47.....

Bumped into her daughter at a party years later... That was amusing!

[isuzutoo-eh]

Nooo no slug burner thats just scary talk
In the ad it was 'too old to be your girlfriend but not old enough to be your mother'
For my mates its anyone that is smokin' hot but looks older than us. My group are all 24/25 years old, so around 30 are the usual targets, depending on the beer goggles (I never drink much around these lads for good reason B))

[MickS]

Oh... Been there, did that....

I was 19, she was 47.....

Bumped into her daughter at a party years later... That was amusing!

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Woah, woah, woah.............

http://open.salon.com/files/050610_hampson_graduate_hmed_9ahmedium1249329724.j pg

[MickS]

Nooo no slug burner thats just scary talk
In the ad it was 'too old to be your girlfriend but not old enough to be your mother'
For my mates its anyone that is smokin' hot but looks older than us. My group are all 24/25 years old, so around 30 are the usual targets, depending on the beer goggles (I never drink much around these lads for good reason B))

Ahhh you young-uns.....:Rolling: 30!! That's not a cougar....that's a kitten....

[Sprint]

I'm 28...... i'd venture as far as mid-late 40's

[slug_burner]

Oh... Been there, did that....

I was 19, she was 47.....

Bumped into her daughter at a party years later... That was amusing!

Well it depends on how Mum scored you when she reported to her daughter!

[slug_burner]

Nooo no slug burner thats just scary talk
In the ad it was 'too old to be your girlfriend but not old enough to be your mother'
For my mates its anyone that is smokin' hot but looks older than us. My group are all 24/25 years old, so around 30 are the usual targets, depending on the beer goggles (I never drink much around these lads for good reason B))

Mate that is just a healthy variation to the diet, not into cougar territory until the mid 40s

[Dmmos]

I also found the advert amusing.



Something I've never understood, if the man wasn't aroused, how could he be raped. If he was aroused, doesn't that mean he was, umm, interested.

Serious question.

I read this, agreed, then disagreed :s

[Sprint]

Oh... Been there, did that....

I was 19, she was 47.....

Bumped into her daughter at a party years later... That was amusing!

a mate had a similar tale..... except the next morning as he was escaping, he ran into the ladys daughter...... a previous conquest......

[Sprint]

had an unfortunate run-in with the ex this afternoon, and driving home afterwards, i came to a couple of realisations....

Females (specifically the younger generations) complain that guys only seem to be interested in them for sex.....

My realisation? Its true...... regardless of how the relationship develops, (and the myth that females mature faster), the younger females generally have NFI what they want from life, most guys are smart enough to know this and limit how attatched they get.... the head**** simply isnt worth it

the ex is 9 years younger than me...... next time (a big IF), the age gap is gonna be in the other direction.......

[MickS]

the ex is 9 years younger than me...... next time (a big IF), the age gap is gonna be in the other direction.......

Christ, that would put my next well into APIA insurance territory...even retirement....:( What's the number for that monastery.......??

[Sprint]

yea, but i'm still a young'n.....

[Cap]

Priceless....

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

X 2

[MickS]

http://www.sweetcherrycreek.com/images/blogs/p24/Cougar_Female_final.jpg

[isuzutoo-eh]

Speaking of older women, anyone seen the new Massive Attack clip? The very much not safe for work one?

Yeah.
I'm not sure if I am disturbed by it, or if i'm not and I should be? :confused::redface:

[JohnF]

opened this thread thinking it might be something like the one I started on the Australian Black Panther. Of course I did find that it is not.

Lots of rape victims bear scars for a long time, even a life time. I have never ben a rape victim, but know women who were raped, and have talked to men who were raped [some by males, not by women, at least one elderly man I met was raped by both men and women]. Even years later you can see they are hurting if you talk to them.

For some strange reason many people have asked if I am a priest, and then open up to me, so I hear a lot of things that would not normally be discussed by them.

[dobbo]

well this thread has turned to crap.

A lot of people have been raped, murdered, tickled with a feather duster and a wet lettuce at the same time. And unfortunately, it will happen in the future as well. With or without your involvement.

With PC idiots like the people posting some of posts on this thread running the world, no wonder comedy is a dying art.

[MickS]

The night was warm. I and the other alpha male made our way to grab a granny…errr….the waterhole. Once inside, we separated, and stayed close to cover. We moved about, shocked at the amount of young males who were blatantly oblivious to the danger that surrounded them. Some sat, some stood. The lights were dim, and music pulsated. Suddenly, I saw a group of 4 males separate from the fifth…..they were going outside for a smoke, leaving the younger 5th member to mind the table and their beverages. He lapped thirstily. Then, from out of the shadows, she appeared. A beast of a cougar…primped blonde hair, trowled on makeup, push up bra, leopard skin top and a Gosford skirt (close to The Entrance)….with no thought for my own safety, and with cat like reflexes, I managed to place myself between the cougar and the frightened male….she shouted obscenities, her face a mask of seething hatred…she quickly scurried away back into the darkness. I turned to the young male and told him that was the only time being a non-smoker could have killed him. I stayed until the others returned.

I returned to my patrol of the waterhole…when suddenly a commotion came from the other side. The other alpha male was being dragged away by a group of four cougars…it was carnage…they were all over him like a rash…yet he seemed to put up no resistance….I ran to help, but it was too late…with a smile, he shouted “Save yourself..” before he disappeared into the dark of the night…..I’ve not heard from him since.

At this point, I realised resistance was futile. The waterhole had been overrun by an influx of cougars. I suspect a shopping tour that ended late...They were everywhere. About this time I lost consciousness…. The next thing I remember I woke up in bed…..a cougar asleep on my arm….oh my god….what had I done? Then it dawned on me.…a young male had survived the night because of my unselfish act of taking a cougar home….it is that same unselfish act that will see me return to the wilds next week….it is a burden I shall now carry….

[Scouse]

I think we can make an exception to the pics rule for this thread.

:D:D

[eddie_tdi]

Oh... Been there, did that....

I was 19, she was 47.....

Bumped into her daughter at a party years later... That was amusing!

did you end up hooking up with her too? lol, (please say yes haha)

[MickS]

I think we can make an exception to the pics rule for this thread.

:D:D

Sorry Scott...the public need to know...for their own safety man....

Cougars gather en masse at the waterhole.....more pics to follow as they come to hand....

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/436.jpg

[Captain_Rightfoot]

Sorry Scott...the public need to know...for their own safety man....

Cougars gather en masse at the waterhole.....more pics to follow as they come to hand....

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/436.jpg

This thread delivers. We just need Attenborough now... :)

[disco2hse]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/436.jpg

Bottom right, black see-thru :eek: She has him by the throat!!!

[isuzutoo-eh]

Is this the location of the next Sydney AULRO gathering?

[MickS]

Note the over abundance of blonde cougars....obviously the dominant gene amongst the species...

[MickS]

Bottom right, black see-thru :eek: She has him by the throat!!!

He was one of the lucky ones...just after I snapped the pic I selflessly took the cougar on, and was able to prevent any further injury and beat off her advances...he left with only a few scratches, yet wiser for the experience....

[disco2hse]

He was one of the lucky ones...just after I snapped the pic I selflessly took the cougar on, and was able to prevent any further injury and beat off her advances...he left with only a few scratches, yet wiser for the experience....

You're my herrroe Mick :p

And about dominant jeans, dominatrix sounds about right.

[isuzutoo-eh]

He was one of the lucky ones...just after I snapped the pic I selflessly took the cougar on, and was able to prevent any further injury and beat off her advances...he left with only a few scratches, yet wiser for the experience....

And you left with? :angel:

[MickS]

And you left with? :angel:

I left with a few experiences, wiser for the scratches :D

[disco2hse]

I left with a few experiences, wiser for the scratches :D

"But it's not a hickey, it's a scratch, I tell you :("

;):p

[MickS]

"But it's not a hickey, it's a scratch, I tell you :("

;):p

I was concerned that infection may set in...I had heard the saliva of the cougar has a reverse effect on the infection, so it was with some trepidation that I allowed her to lick my wounds...I must report though...all fixed...

[disco2hse]

I was concerned that infection may set in...I had heard the saliva of the cougar has a reverse effect on the infection, so it was with some trepidation that I allowed her to lick my wounds...I must report though...all fixed...

I am so NOT going to ask where the wounds were. [tonguewink]

[MickS]

Cougarcam took this shot of a trio of marauding cougars, preparing themselves near the waterhole...the peril I was in just to get this shot cannot be overstated...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/09/cougarconvention_mirror0901.jpg

Daylight....the cougar's natural enemy...when caught outside in daytime, the cougar cannot hide what she so desperately tried to the night before with mascara, foundation and lipstick.....she responds with the grace of a lumbering bear...

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/421.jpg

[Chenz]

[QUOTE=MickS;1164779]The night was warm. I and the other alpha male made our way to grab a granny…errr….the waterhole. Once inside, we separated, and stayed close to cover. We moved about, shocked at the amount of young males who were blatantly oblivious to the danger that surrounded them. Some sat, some stood. The lights were dim, and music pulsated. Suddenly, I saw a group of 4 males separate from the fifth…..they were going outside for a smoke, leaving the younger 5th member to mind the table and their beverages. He lapped thirstily. Then, from out of the shadows, she appeared. A beast of a cougar…primped blonde hair, trowled on makeup, push up bra, leopard skin top and a Gosford skirt (close to The Entrance)….with no thought for my own safety, and with cat like reflexes, I managed to place myself between the cougar and the frightened male….she shouted obscenities, her face a mask of seething hatred…she quickly scurried away back into the darkness. I turned to the young male and told him that was the only time being a non-smoker could have killed him. I stayed until the others returned. QUOTE]

A guy I played cricket with a few years ago used to frequent a couple of Boiler's Balls around our area and fell victim on many an occasion to prowling cougars. He quite enjoyed the experience until he go mixed up with the cougar bunny boiler from hell.

She stalked him for weeks, would turn up to his work, even turned up at cricket on Saturday and hurled abuse from the sidelines while we were fielding because he had not called her.

She finally got ther message and went away but he still bumped into her occasionally at various venues where she took no time trying to lure him back to her den.

She looked very much like the one in the ad - SCARY.

[Scouse]

I think you need to get your eyesight checked Mick.

These 'cougars' are looking more & more like feral cats :(.

[MickS]

A guy I played cricket with a few years ago used to frequent a couple of Boiler's Balls around our area and fell victim on many an occasion to prowling cougars. He quite enjoyed the experience until he go mixed up with the cougar bunny boiler from hell.

She stalked him for weeks, would turn up to his work, even turned up at cricket on Saturday and hurled abuse from the sidelines while we were fielding because he had not called her.

She finally got ther message and went away but he still bumped into her occasionally at various venues where she took no time trying to lure him back to her den.

She looked very much like the one in the ad - SCARY.

Thanks Chenz...a salient reminder to all and sundry...no cricket pun intended...this is serious...

Below is the last I have seen of my alpha male friend...this taken just before he was dragged away...god, look at the terror on his face....please, if anyone has seen him...call your local law enforcement agency but do not approach. When cornered, a cougar protector will fight to the bitter end...

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/419.jpg

[Sandtoyz]

This made my night/morning.
I'd just got home from doing a call-out breakdown, and was catching up on AULRO forums, stumbled into this...
I'd seen that clip previously, but your discussions made it gold!
So wishing there was still a mud-pit...
Adult humor, just for Adults with a sense of humor.

[Chenz]

Note the over abundance of blonde cougars....obviously the dominant gene amongst the species...

No just the cheapest tone of Decore and a few greys through it doesn't show up as bad:wasntme:
You gotta love the KIWIs (I'm married to one). At least they are still game to put an ad like that on. Better then the brow beaten PC addicted sycophants we have in this country.

You can just see the trotted out mobs of so called experts howling down the producers as condoning th moral end of socieity if it was one of ours.
It's a bit of fun. We all know they are out there and this is just a light hearted way of making fun of it.

[MickS]

No just the cheapest tone of Decore and a few greys through it doesn't show up as bad:wasntme:
You gotta love the KIWIs (I'm married to one). At least they are still game to put an ad like that on. Better then the brow beaten PC addicted sycophants we have in this country.

You can just see the trotted out mobs of so called experts howling down the producers as condoning th moral end of socieity if it was one of ours.
It's a bit of fun. We all know they are out there and this is just a light hearted way of making fun of it.

It's the old story mate...lies hurt but it's the truth that kills...have to be able to laugh at yourself before you can laugh at others. And they have certainly taken the mickey out of themselves and done a great job.

I think the ridiculous PC wheels are starting to turn back in the opposite direction to favour the majority. Albeit at the rate of a slug...

I hope the Gruen Transfer, on the ABC, comes back...I'm sure they will get a hold of it...

[Captain_Rightfoot]

Now look... this may tell you more than you should know about my financial research sites.. but it has relevance to cougars. If they all adopted this idea (http://www.dabagirls.com/2009/12/21/sexual-revolution-and-feminist-wrong-grandma-right/) then there would be real trouble!!
:D

[MickS]

Have managed to get some more pics from the night...my camera was sprayed with copious amounts of "Allure" and "YSL" perfume...so they may be a bit scratchy...


A cougar on all fours...when they are at their most dangerous...note how the cougar has adapted to bipedal locomotion, as evidenced by the white haired cougar to the right.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/231.jpg


This was a risky shot....had to get in close but can confirm that cougars are now resorting to leopard camouflage in their thirst for the hunt...clever, clever girl...

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/232.jpg


More as they come to hand....

[MickS]

Folks, I have let you down...

Friday night....a great night for cougar hunting and culling around the waterhole...

Unfortunately, I had to chose between cougar hunting......and Penfolds Bin 389 2003 Cabernet Shiraz....:no2:

Oh the shame...the difference between a sure thing and a sore thing...:eek:

[disco2hse]

Ummm, so what did you choose?

Depending on what you chose either end could be sore ;)

[MickS]

The Bin 389....:angel:

[Captain_Rightfoot]

Cougars out for a thrill! (http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26652051-23272,00.html)

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,7528102,00.jpg

[MickS]

"Ten brief minutes trawling CougarLife.com (http://cougarlife.com/), the world's foremost online cougar registry, and my kneecaps were clanging like toy cymbals in a pre-school music class.

Cougar Life president Claudia Opdenkelder greeted me with a snapshot of herself in bed devouring a young Robbie Pattinson double like he was a spit-roasted rabbit basted in honey-mustard."


:wheelchair::lol2:

[Sprint]

had a disturbing thought when i saw this thread before leaving for work this morning....

10 years ago i was a member of a stargate fansite, and i had 2 accounts, one was my regular one, the other was one i used when i wanted to switch to a happier, more fun loving persona...

the name? Cougar_cub...............

oh dear

[MickS]

had a disturbing thought when i saw this thread before leaving for work this morning....

10 years ago i was a member of a stargate fansite, and i had 2 accounts, one was my regular one, the other was one i used when i wanted to switch to a happier, more fun loving persona...

the name? Cougar_cub...............

oh dear

Cougar_cub...it's ok.....come back - the forum needs you...

http://c2.api.ning.com/files/kBvZB8NTuYZv8h-UrfdIJWTM7N8iejbC0fuplk6j0oUyXkb-eyzInSAmkX63cZ3vKckSn4019tVVd4spI4qo2xPzWjCRNDri/stargate05_3.jpg

[disco2hse]

"It's hard to find a man my age," she said. "True story. All my girlfriends in their 30s are experiencing this. All the men my age have baggage. They've got wives, ex-girlfriends, kids, emotional issues.

"The quality of the guys out there is really low. So many hang-ups. That's why (we're) looking for these younger men."

I know this lowers the tone, but I gotta wonder how much these women have created the problem for themselves. They grabbed some poor sucker, ate him up, spat him out. Now they want new meat for breakfast.

[MickS]

I know this lowers the tone, but I gotta wonder how much these women have created the problem for themselves. They grabbed some poor sucker, ate him up, spat him out. Now they want new meat for breakfast.

My extensive and intensive research has found this to be the case. We need to rally around our cougar victims....get them to join Cougar Bait Anonymous...."Hello, my name's John and I'm cougar bait..." Maybe a concert, like Farm Aid...instead Cougar Bait Aid....Brian Haner has started the ball rolling in that regard with his latest LP.....:eek:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[disco2hse]

http://carneyman.com/images/Haner_Cougar-Bait_Album-Art_Front_Preview.jpg

shudder

someone just walked over my grave

[Captain_Rightfoot]

Where to find Cougars in Sydney! (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/our-hot-spots-for-toy-boys-seeking-older-women/story-e6frf7jo-1225827262578)
:D

[rick130]

Funniest thread I've read in a long time, how have I missed it ? :D

[disco2hse]

Funniest thread I've read in a long time, how have I missed it ? :D

And with an avatar like yours, it is real surprising :D

[d2dave]

Pardon my ignorance here but I have been away on holidays for the last three weeks.

I have just read this thread and I am assuming that a Cougar is an older women looking for a younger man. Is this correct?

Have Cougars been around for a long time and I haven't noticed, or is this come new phenomenon that has emerged in the last three weeks. Before I left a Cougar was a drink.

Some one please explain?

Dave.

[disco2hse]

Pardon my ignorance here but I have been away on holidays for the last three weeks.

I have just read this thread and I am assuming that a Cougar is an older women looking for a younger man. Is this correct?

Have Cougars been around for a long time and I haven't noticed, or is this come new phenomenon that has emerged in the last three weeks. Before I left a Cougar was a drink.

Some one please explain?

Dave.

Age is purely relative :angel:

And yes, Cougars still provide drinks. :p

[slug_burner]

Pardon my ignorance here but I have been away on holidays for the last three weeks.

I have just read this thread and I am assuming that a Cougar is an older women looking for a younger man. Is this correct?

Have Cougars been around for a long time and I haven't noticed, or is this come new phenomenon that has emerged in the last three weeks. Before I left a Cougar was a drink.

Some one please explain?

Dave.

It is a relatively new phenomena. A result of too much "sex in the city" new found independence, finacial security, shortage of good men in the age bracket. But I don't think it all happend in the last three weeks! So where have you been the rest of the time?

[Captain_Rightfoot]

Apparently there is a cougar convention !!??? :o

Miss Cougar (http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26742244-5012980,00.html)

[disco2hse]

Apparently there is a cougar convention !!??? :o

Miss Cougar (http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26742244-5012980,00.html)


Grigg's last relationship was with a man nine years her junior but she doesn't go prowling for them.

Yeah right :banana:

:D

[LOVEMYRANGIE]

I also found the advert amusing.



Something I've never understood, if the man wasn't aroused, how could he be raped. If he was aroused, doesn't that mean he was, umm, interested.

Serious question.

Haven't you heard of a 'strap-on'??? Scaaaaary things happen with strap-ons....... :eek2: :eek2: :BigCry: :BigCry:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Haven't you heard of a 'strap-on'??? Scaaaaary things happen with strap-ons....... :eek2: :eek2: :BigCry: :BigCry:


not sure if I should laugh cry or mod,,,

:p

[disco2hse]

Haven't you heard of a 'strap-on'??? Scaaaaary things happen with strap-ons....... :eek2: :eek2: :BigCry: :BigCry:

For him or her?

[p38arover]

Pardon my ignorance here but I have been away on holidays for the last three weeks.

See, Dave, being away from us affects your brain! :p

[Captain_Rightfoot]

This thread is puzzling. After I got past the "Find cougars online 100% free add" at the top... I got to thinking it might be funny to post some funny pictures of "strap ons" being worn (not real... just funny ones).

So, I googled "funny pic "strap on"". I came to the conclusion that there were no pictures that would suitable for this forum quite quickly. It only took me about three hours. :eek: :wasntme: :D

[Captain_Rightfoot]

When will the cougar curse stop. Whenever I see and article about cougars I have to link it in this thread. (http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/confidential/lisa-curry-and-joel-walkenhorst-in-womans-day-nightclub-shoot/story-e6freq7o-1225855179122)

WHEN WILL IT STOP??!! :D :wasntme:

[slug_burner]

When will the cougar curse stop. Whenever I see and article about cougars I have to link it in this thread. (http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/confidential/lisa-curry-and-joel-walkenhorst-in-womans-day-nightclub-shoot/story-e6freq7o-1225855179122)

WHEN WILL IT STOP??!! :D :wasntme:

as soon as you want it to

[MickS]

Cougars are breaking out everywhere.....

cougars 4 x 4 tours (http://www.cougars4x4.com.au/index.html)

[Cap]

hahaha - funniest thread I have read in a while. Sorry I cant contribute with personal stories of bravery, strength and self sacrifice. I guess im one of the lucky ones :angel:

[Sprint]

found out recently that a friends son is shacked up with a 39yo woman, and not that good looking either.....

he's 20.....

she must be a good cook.......

[Disco44]

found out recently that a friends son is shacked up with a 39yo woman, and not that good looking either.....

he's 20.....

she must be a good cook.......

Always been around..any port in a storm:D:wasntme:

[abaddonxi]

found out recently that a friends son is shacked up with a 39yo woman, and not that good looking either.....

he's 20.....

she must be a good cook.......

That's the first rule of Cougar Club.

They all say they're thirty-nine.

[disco2hse]

found out recently that a friends son is shacked up with a 39yo woman, and not that good looking either.....

he's 20.....

she must be a good cook.......

Umm yes. It's the cooking, that's right...

;):D

[MickS]

Umm yes. It's the cooking, that's right...

;):D

Oh ye of little faith....:D

CougarCooking.com | Become the next Cougar Chef! (http://www.cougarcooking.com/)

[disco2hse]

Oh ye of little faith....:D

CougarCooking.com | Become the next Cougar Chef! (http://www.cougarcooking.com/)

Shure, and being a Cougar is about being a "mature and empowered Woman". :p

So, does Cougar taste any different? :angel:

[MickS]

Shure, and being a Cougar is about being a "mature and empowered Woman". :p

So, does Cougar taste any different? :angel:

What's that old ad??.... "The taste buds are on the top of your tongue..." or something like that...:D

[banjo]

What's that old ad??.... "The taste buds are on the top of your tongue..." or something like that...:D

Hey mick if you need to get the ones nearly in retirement ,you wont have to make cheese anymore ,You'll just have to rip those old undies off :angel::wasntme::eek::D

[B92 8NW]

Hey mick if you need to get the ones nearly in retirement ,you wont have to make cheese anymore ,You'll just have to rip those old undies off :angel::wasntme::eek::D

Like I needed another reason to dislike cheese.

[isuzutoo-eh]

Hey mick if you need to get the ones nearly in retirement ,you wont have to make cheese anymore ,You'll just have to rip those old undies off :angel::wasntme::eek::D

Vintage cheese?

[MickS]

Vintage cheese?

Nothing quite like dipping your biscuit in some old, mouldy cheese....:eek:

[isuzutoo-eh]

Nothing quite like dipping your biscuit in some old, mouldy cheese....:eek:

Gotta let it warm up to room temperature, the flavour doesn't come through when its cold[bighmmm]


Wait, what are we talking about?:angel: