Woman kills lover by sitting on him

[MickS]

In the interests of public safety, be careful where you park...yourself..

Woman kills lover by sitting on him (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1003011/woman-kills-lover-by-sitting-on-him)

"Landingham said she was sorry for squashing her boyfriend...."

[easo]

Oh dear........

[crump]

there was no bright light at the end of that tunnel.:eek:

[Sprint]

thank christ I'm not a skinny bastard..... the same wouldve happened while i was with my ex.....

[trog]

did he guess the weight?

[Shonky]

How on earth does a 54kg bloke have kids to a 136kg bird?

The mechanics of that are mind boggling! :eek:

[Bushie]

How on earth does a 54kg bloke have kids to a 136kg bird?

The mechanics of that are mind boggling! :eek:


Flour



Martyn

[Scouse]

Apparently big girls are in demand:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/427.jpg

[clean32]

How on earth does a 54kg bloke have kids to a 136kg bird?

The mechanics of that are mind boggling! :eek:

ride the wave

[Sprint]

Flour



Martyn

short and brilliant!

and scouse, you have no idea how accurate that is...... with the ex, 2 things come to mind when that topic is mentioned...... golf ball and garden hose.....

[Bigbjorn]

She sat on his face and smothered him?

[MickS]

Apaprently poor skinny Mikal was last heard singing:

YouTube- Queen Fat Bottom Girls

Was a bit of an echo though....

[easo]

Was a bit of an echo though....




Was a bit of an echo though....




Was a bit of an echo though....

:D :D

[Grockle]

this story reminds me of a day at my primary school, her name was Janice Grubb(name changed incase she reads this and comes after me,again :o)whilst we were having our school milk break,she took two bottles instead of the one designated to her,gulping it down in one!,I told her that she had just drunk Jeffery Truss's milk,(he was my best school friend)to which she said if I snitched on her to Mrs Sandford she would sit on me at play time:o she must have weighted getting on for 18 stone and being only 6 yrs old quite heavy for someone that age and height 3'6".

ps I didn't snitch on anyone ever.

[easo]

this story reminds me of a day at my primary school, her name was Janice Grubb(name changed incase she reads an comes after me,again :o)whilst we were having our school milk break,she took two bottles instead of the one designated to her,gulping it down in one!,I told her that she had just drunk Jeffery Truss's milk,(he was my best school friend)to which see said if I snitched on her to Mrs Sandford she would sit on me at play time:o she must have weighted getting on for 18 stone and being only 6 yrs old quite heavy for someone that age and height 3'6".

ps I didn't snitch on anyone ever.

Shouda pushed her down the stairs!

[Grockle]

Shouda pushed her down the stairs!

we didn't have any,she burnt them down the day before,we had to use a rope to get to the toilets !

[easo]

Was she was the anchor point or the one filling the bucket??? :p

[Grockle]

how did you know she used a bucket after she had cracked all the girls toilets ?

[easo]

Bucket or dumpster?

And for the bloke on the bottom, definitely the lesser man. :D

[Jojo]

To say it with Bon Scott's words:
"My heart races every time you sit on my face..."

:D:D:cool::cool::p:p:angel:

[rockyroad]

I take 000 calls for a living and there is no way I could have handled that one without saying something that would get me into trouble.

[ramblingboy42]

wasn't there a song by Monty Python on their contractural obligation album called "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"?

[Col.Coleman]

I thought it was Col Elliott.

"It's a hard to say I Love You, when you're, sittin' on ma face"

CC

[MickS]

wasn't there a song by Monty Python on their contractural obligation album called "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"?

Yes....

"I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too...." :)

[Blknight.aus]

wasn't there a song by Monty Python on their contractural obligation album called "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"?

yes

sit on my face done as a pianist sketch in a posh resteraunt setting. but also carried out by a chior, waiters I think from memory in the live from the hollywood bowl.. YouTube- Sit on My Face and the lyrics.


"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!"





I thought it was Col Elliott.

"It's a hard to say I Love You, when you're, sittin' on ma face"

CC

theres many people whove used that line, and while Col Elliot has said it I think that deadpan delivery of elliot goblet was the best one ive seen of it tho...

[Bush65]

Before looking at the link, I was thinking of a different scenario that reminded me of Bill Sneddon (leader of Liberal Party in early 70's) who died on the job.

[clubagreenie]

How on earth does a 54kg bloke have kids to a 136kg bird?

The mechanics of that are mind boggling! :eek:

He was always on top... 'till yesterday

[MickS]

How on earth does a 54kg bloke have kids to a 136kg bird?


That would make a huge parrot....Polly want a cracker NOW!!

[series3]

Any NOFX fans on here? Hotdog in a hallway?

[Bigbjorn]

Before looking at the link, I was thinking of a different scenario that reminded me of Bill Sneddon (leader of Liberal Party in early 70's) who died on the job.

So did the Cardinal of Paris, 1970's I think. In an up-market brothel. Madam is said to have rushed to find a gendarme and by chance found one who was crooked on the church because he couldn't get his marriage annulled. Instead of implementing a cover-up, le flic notified the press.

[Cosmic Tourist]

What I like is that she didnt go to jail for manslaughter because apparently there was a history of domestic abuse.
I mean, she weighs 136kg and he weighed 54 (less now, of course).. I wonder what the details were.

[garryc]

In the interests of public safety, be careful where you park...yourself..

Woman kills lover by sitting on him (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1003011/woman-kills-lover-by-sitting-on-him)

"Landingham said she was sorry for squashing her boyfriend...."
And in the immortal words to that Monty Python song 'sit on my face and tell me that you love me':D in this case NOT:(

[OrangeZXr10R]

Apparently big girls are in demand:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/427.jpg

The girl in the picture looks familiar.
I thinks it's the daughter of a friend that I help out whenever she has PC problems.
I'll know for sure if I see her husband though ... :p

[clean32]

what would the cops show as evidence at the trial??

[Blknight.aus]

Words, not pictures.

I hope

[123rover50]

Its a big thing when you look into it..

[MickS]

"You may step down from the stand now.....look out for the bailiff...jesus!!! Oh my god.....I said step down, not sit down..."

[d@rk51d3]

The girl in the picture looks familiar.
I thinks it's the daughter of a friend that I help out whenever she has PC problems.
I'll know for sure if I see her husband though ... :p

You'd think her boyfriend, Bill Gates there, would be able to help her with that.:D

[MickS]

what would the cops show as evidence at the trial??

http://theredoubt.co.uk/thedustbin/squashed.jpg

[clubagreenie]

The first line of your quote speaks verses...

Except maybe should read; Breathe out so I can swallow you easier and not get gas.

[Blknight.aus]

words... not pictures
words... not pictures
words... not pictures
words... not pictures
words... not pictures
words... not pictures
words... not pictures


its a mantra, and someone goes and posts a piccies....

it might be the only time I ever write it....

it happened, NO pictures.

[MickS]

Witnesses for the prosecution.....

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/339.jpg


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/340.jpg


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/341.jpg


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/342.jpg


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/343.jpg


More when they come to hand.............

[dullbird]

ewwww it looks like she is assisting in lifting up her muffin top

[Blknight.aus]

this thread was better without pictures....


seriously tho much bigger and we're heading towards oprah territory.

[MickS]

seriously tho much bigger and we're heading towards oprah territory.

Did somebody say opera???

http://blog.silive.com/weather/2009/04/opera-singer.jpg

[clean32]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury AS you can see by this photo the indentations in the deceased’s face, the ones that look a bit like parallel bananas being hammered in to his Face, matches perfectly the , Madam could you bend over for the jury please.

[clubagreenie]

Witnesses for the prosecution.....

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/340.jpg

More when they come to hand.............

THATS what I call a 130

[Grockle]

Witnesses for the prosecution.....

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/339.jpg


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/340.jpg


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/341.jpg


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/342.jpg


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/01/343.jpg


More when they come to hand.............

the woman in the blue top,there are a couple of kids down each side of her trackie bottoms :o