ARL RABBITOS

[RABBITS]

G,DAY is there any rabbitos fans out there.:p:)

[banjo]

GO THE KNIGHTS

[subasurf]

Bah, I only watch real rugby.

[RABBITS]

You know you want to be a rabbit

[MickS]

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Rugby League, NRL, ARL, NSWRL, QRL, English SUPER LEAGUE, NZL, Era of Biff Rugby League. (http://www.eraofthebiff.com/)

[RABBITS]

Rugby a bit slow dont you think,stop and start all the time.

[subasurf]

Rugby uses tactics and strategy. League just uses mullets and meatheads. Way too boring. It's as bad as GayFL

[MickS]

Lizzie Regina likes her union...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00375/SNN1901GX1_280_375231a.jpg

[RABBITS]

:wasntme::wasntme:Subasurf, mate have you had a good look at the heads of rugby players,a bit busted up. thay all come back to league at some time,and pluse the QLD REDS will kick your arse

[Jedimastermat]

Bring back the BEARS! :)

[Redback]

GO THE MIGHTY WOODS:p

[Disco44]

Bah, I only watch real rugby.

Wot the rah rahs,

Go the Broncs.

[Redback]

Wot the rah rahs,

Go the Broncos.

You left out the

But I forgive you, after all your a QLDer

Baz:p

[Ace]

Whats Rugby? There is a sport out there that doesnt involve engines? :D:wasntme:

[MickS]

"Rugby League is a simple game played by simple people. Rugby union is a complex game played by *******" - Laurie Daley.

On the biggest change after returning to the Union code: "It's the first time I've been cold for seven years. I was never cold playing rugby league." - Jonathan Davis, A Question of Sport BBC TV (1995)

A punch from behind collected him flush on the jaw. When Sattler realised he had been injured he propped near South's dual international winger Michael Cleary and said to him ; "Mike, hold on to me...don't let me fall. I don't want these bastards (Manly) to know I'm crook.

I'm 46 and I've had triple heart bypass surgery but I could still put in a pretty good performance at international rugby union. I wouldn't last two minutes in rugby league. - Graeme Lowe

'League is much much more physical than Union, and thats before they start breaking the rules' - Adrian Hadley

Roy Masters (Wests Coach) finally got to Dallas Donnelly and enquired “Dallas, what are you going to do?” Dallas replied, I’m going to get him and rip his head off and poke his eyes out and bite him and kick him and punch him. I’m really going to get into him”.
“Good stuff!” said the coach.
Masters then asked of Terry Lamb: “Terry, what are you going to do to your bloke when you get hold of him?”
Baa baa didn’t bat an eyelid.
“I’m going to give mine to Dallas” he said.

[Mrs banjo (fatty)]

hi looks like your on your own ......
go the knights
go the jets
hehehe :D:D:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

GO THE MIGHTY WOODS:p

sorry Baz,,
saw this from debackle and couldnt stop myself,,,:angel:;):p

Collingwood Jokes



Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
Centrelink was on the other side.

What do u say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
I'll have fries with that thanks

2 Collingwood Supporters in a car without any music, who is driving?
The Policeman

You are trapped in a room with a crocodile, a tiger and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the Collingwood fan ...... Twice


You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .'
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.


What do Collingwood supporters use as protection during sex?
The bus shelter


Three women with footy-fan husbands are discussing their relationships.
The first says, "My husband follows the Lions and let me tell you our sex life is like one premiership after another."
The second says, "My husband is a Crows man and every night is like the back-to-back victories of 1997 and '98."
They then look at their friend, who hasn't yet said a thing.
"What's wrong," they say as their friend starts sobbing. "Well," she says hesitantly, "my husband supports Collingwood, and all he does is sit on the end of the bed and tell me how wonderful it's going to be."

What's got 100 legs and 4 teeth?
The front row of the Collingwood cheer squad.

What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a Collingwood shirt to bed?
You ain't going to score.


A Collingwood couple gets married and are on their honeymoon.
The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father, who comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."
How many Collingwood fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and make
excuses and Mick Malthouse to say that if the umpire had done
his job in the first place the light bulb would never have
gone out

What's the difference between a cactus and the Lexus Centre?
A cactus has *****s on the outside

Why did Cinderella run away from the ball?
Because she played for Collingwood.


Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
What their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
However, Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father ..
Billy responded: "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is
really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let
them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly sent the other children outside with some work and
took little Billy aside to ask him if what he'd said was really true.
"No" said Billy ,"He plays AFL football for the Collingwood Football Club but I was just too embarrassed to say ..."


Joffa took his 8 year old son to a Pies Game. At half time, an opposition supporter called one of the Pies cheersquad a transvestite, prompting Joffa's son to ask him 'dad, what's a transvestite?', to which Joffa replied, 'Go ask your mum, he'll know'.


What do you call a group of Collingwood supporters running off in the same direction?
Jailbreak!


What is the difference between a Pizza and a Collingwood supporter?
Pizza can feed a family of four.


How do you know if your house has been robbed by a Collingwood supporter?
Your bins are empty and your dogs pregnant.


What do you call a Collingwood supporter with half a brain?
Gifted.


A Collingwood Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says
"I'll take the red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."



Another Collingwood girl was involved in a serious crash, there's blood everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon : "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Sharon : "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"


A Collingwood girl walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.
"Come again?" says the worker, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
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[banjo]

[bigrolf]:Rolling:
sorry Baz,,
saw this from debackle and couldnt stop myself,,,:angel:;):p

Collingwood Jokes



Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
Centrelink was on the other side.

What do u say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
I'll have fries with that thanks

2 Collingwood Supporters in a car without any music, who is driving?
The Policeman

You are trapped in a room with a crocodile, a tiger and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the Collingwood fan ...... Twice


You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .'
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.


What do Collingwood supporters use as protection during sex?
The bus shelter


Three women with footy-fan husbands are discussing their relationships.
The first says, "My husband follows the Lions and let me tell you our sex life is like one premiership after another."
The second says, "My husband is a Crows man and every night is like the back-to-back victories of 1997 and '98."
They then look at their friend, who hasn't yet said a thing.
"What's wrong," they say as their friend starts sobbing. "Well," she says hesitantly, "my husband supports Collingwood, and all he does is sit on the end of the bed and tell me how wonderful it's going to be."

What's got 100 legs and 4 teeth?
The front row of the Collingwood cheer squad.

What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a Collingwood shirt to bed?
You ain't going to score.


A Collingwood couple gets married and are on their honeymoon.
The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father, who comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."
How many Collingwood fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and make
excuses and Mick Malthouse to say that if the umpire had done
his job in the first place the light bulb would never have
gone out

What's the difference between a cactus and the Lexus Centre?
A cactus has *****s on the outside

Why did Cinderella run away from the ball?
Because she played for Collingwood.


Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
What their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
However, Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father ..
Billy responded: "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is
really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let
them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly sent the other children outside with some work and
took little Billy aside to ask him if what he'd said was really true.
"No" said Billy ,"He plays AFL football for the Collingwood Football Club but I was just too embarrassed to say ..."


Joffa took his 8 year old son to a Pies Game. At half time, an opposition supporter called one of the Pies cheersquad a transvestite, prompting Joffa's son to ask him 'dad, what's a transvestite?', to which Joffa replied, 'Go ask your mum, he'll know'.


What do you call a group of Collingwood supporters running off in the same direction?
Jailbreak!


What is the difference between a Pizza and a Collingwood supporter?
Pizza can feed a family of four.


How do you know if your house has been robbed by a Collingwood supporter?
Your bins are empty and your dogs pregnant.


What do you call a Collingwood supporter with half a brain?
Gifted.


A Collingwood Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says
"I'll take the red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."



Another Collingwood girl was involved in a serious crash, there's blood everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon : "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Sharon : "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"


A Collingwood girl walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.
"Come again?" says the worker, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
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:D:D[biggrin][thumbsupbig]:Rolling:

[Redback]

sorry Baz,,
saw this from debackle and couldnt stop myself,,,:angel:;):p

Collingwood Jokes



Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
Centrelink was on the other side.

What do u say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
I'll have fries with that thanks

2 Collingwood Supporters in a car without any music, who is driving?
The Policeman

You are trapped in a room with a crocodile, a tiger and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the Collingwood fan ...... Twice


You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .'
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.


What do Collingwood supporters use as protection during sex?
The bus shelter


Three women with footy-fan husbands are discussing their relationships.
The first says, "My husband follows the Lions and let me tell you our sex life is like one premiership after another."
The second says, "My husband is a Crows man and every night is like the back-to-back victories of 1997 and '98."
They then look at their friend, who hasn't yet said a thing.
"What's wrong," they say as their friend starts sobbing. "Well," she says hesitantly, "my husband supports Collingwood, and all he does is sit on the end of the bed and tell me how wonderful it's going to be."

What's got 100 legs and 4 teeth?
The front row of the Collingwood cheer squad.

What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a Collingwood shirt to bed?
You ain't going to score.


A Collingwood couple gets married and are on their honeymoon.
The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father, who comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."
How many Collingwood fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and make
excuses and Mick Malthouse to say that if the umpire had done
his job in the first place the light bulb would never have
gone out

What's the difference between a cactus and the Lexus Centre?
A cactus has *****s on the outside

Why did Cinderella run away from the ball?
Because she played for Collingwood.


Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
What their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
However, Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father ..
Billy responded: "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is
really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let
them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly sent the other children outside with some work and
took little Billy aside to ask him if what he'd said was really true.
"No" said Billy ,"He plays AFL football for the Collingwood Football Club but I was just too embarrassed to say ..."


Joffa took his 8 year old son to a Pies Game. At half time, an opposition supporter called one of the Pies cheersquad a transvestite, prompting Joffa's son to ask him 'dad, what's a transvestite?', to which Joffa replied, 'Go ask your mum, he'll know'.


What do you call a group of Collingwood supporters running off in the same direction?
Jailbreak!


What is the difference between a Pizza and a Collingwood supporter?
Pizza can feed a family of four.


How do you know if your house has been robbed by a Collingwood supporter?
Your bins are empty and your dogs pregnant.


What do you call a Collingwood supporter with half a brain?
Gifted.


A Collingwood Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says
"I'll take the red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."



Another Collingwood girl was involved in a serious crash, there's blood everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon : "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Sharon : "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"


A Collingwood girl walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.
"Come again?" says the worker, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
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Aaaah Eastwood Rugby Club in Sydney Rah Rah boys not AFLs Collingwood:tease:

[MickS]

I'm hunting bunny wabbits....hahahahahaha


YouTube- rugby league BRL 1980 - The famous 1980 GF brawl

[RABBITS]

Come on there has to be another RABBIT out there.

GO THE RABBITOS !!!!!!!!

[MickS]

But you just can't beat this for passion...aussie rules style..language warning...

Forget "Remember The Titans", "Forget Friday Night Lights", THIS IS THE BEST SPEECH OF ALL TIME.




YouTube- Best 3 Quarter Time Rev Up Speech Of All Time

[Ralph1Malph]

1. South Sydney were a foundation club of the NSWRL - always will be.
2. They were not a foundation club of the NRL (unlike Brisbane, Canberra etc). The NRL did not require their services as they did not meet the reqs for the national comp.
3. They whinged and the judge agreed. They are only in the NRL coz the judge said they must. The NRL still doesn't want them.
4. South Sydney were a foundation club of the NSWRL (not NRL) and this is where they should be. A great local/district team with heaps of history to offer the NSWRL.
5. They banned cheer girls:mad:...This reinforces point 1 through 4 and the defence rests!

Ralph
(go the Broncs)

[RABBITS]

Your wrong,the people wanted them back and we will win the grand final this year.

GO YOU GOOD THINGS RABBITO FOR LIFE

[Boxhead63]

Your wrong,the people wanted them back and we will win the grand final this year.

GO YOU GOOD THINGS RABBITO FOR LIFE

I've always been a Bunnies supporter and always will be. However, I've played rugby union for the one club for the last 27 years. Lining up for another one this year. Hanging out for it.:twisted:

Cheers
Rob:D

[RABBITS]

Good to hear Rob,hope you have a good season.

RABBITS
Dave