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Thread: Caption Competiton - AULROvian Ed 19

  1. #11
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    Are you shure we have all the speed camera lists covered?

  2. #12
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    Please be quiet dear - otherwise I'll never work out which way to get there.
    Cheers, Dale
    PIC - It comes with the Territory

    'The D3' - 2006 TDV6 HSE
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  3. #13
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    1: Due to the global economic downturn this is the best stealth technology the Chez government can afford, the theory is all of the worlds spy sattelites will be concentrated on the on vehicle whilst the others drive by in the next block.

    2: Due to cutbacks we cannot afford to repair the hospitals MRI machine, so alternativally we have organised for the patients to drive around in the doctors new Skoda for 30mins and have a asprin. Should work a treat.

    3:Where's Yugo?

    4: Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost.

    5: Skoda's new climate control, radio waves warm the occupants up from the inside out.

  4. #14
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    At the roundabout take the first Exit......Exit....Exit...Exit...Exit...Exit..Exit...Exit...exit...exit...exit...exit
    Our Land Rover does not leak oil! it just marks its territory.......




  5. #15
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    Due to a rise in thefts of GPS devices from vehicles in the area, police parked what is known in the industry as a "honey pot" on a local street... with a crocodile in the backseat under a blanket.

    Nigel took his counselor's advice a bit too literally when asked where his life was headed.

    SKODA - Safe Knowledge of Directional Accuracy

    Despite installing 14 GPS devices in his Skoda, Henry still couldn't find a way of avoiding the Ipswich Motorway.

  6. #16
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    (In a female voice) No no no no no no no no no no no no no no not that left the one on the other side.

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    Talking Please

    Warning u r over the speed limit by 10 Klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 15 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 20 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 25 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 30 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 35 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 40 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 45 Klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 50 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 55 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 60 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 65 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 70 klm,s
    Warning u r over the speed limit by 75 klm,s

    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 5 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 10 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 15 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 20 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 25 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 30 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 35 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 5 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 10 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 15 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 20 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 25 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 30 Kilometers
    Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 35 Kilometers

    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source

    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
    Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source


  8. #18
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    Bump......is there a closing date for this?

    It's just that I have something gathering dust at home .
    Scott

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    SKODA- For people who are unsure...

  10. #20
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    "NOW LET ME SEE YOU TURN THE BUGGER OFF!!!"

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