What NOT to share with kids while in the great outdoors !

**VladTepes** · 5th January 2008, 04:20 PM

Warning: This thread may be slightly off-putting to those who've just had, or are about to have dinner.

For everyone else - especially anyone who knows Mrs Vlad - you're going to love this story.

We went on a club day to Coochin Creek, and took our nephews, aged 4 and 8.

The 4 year old needed, at one stage, to go to the toilet for 'a poopie'.

Being the uncle, I took him across to what proved to be a drop toilet - the old -throw sawdust down the hole afterwards type.

Well, when Caleb saw this he suddenly didn't have the urge anymore. In his words "I don't need to... it's gone back inside now!" (I would have been rolling around on the floor with laughter had it not been for the surroundings!).

Later that day....

Caleb says the Mrs Vlad " I need to go to the toilet"

One of our fellow forum members adds "Looks like he already has" (or words to that effect,

Anyway it fell to Mrs Vlad to take the poor bugger back to the loos and do what (she tells me) was a horrible clean up.

By the clappers I was glad I flick-passed that one !

I envy all you people with kids NOT AT ALL !!!!

Cheers Vlad.

**kaa45** · 5th January 2008, 04:25 PM

It's Ok. They do grow out of it

**abaddonxi** · 5th January 2008, 04:30 PM

Can't wait for the replies on this one. That sounds like a pretty normal day.

A friend's kid took a bath in dirty engine oil. She came inside looking like one of those birds fished out of an oil slick.

Now that's a dirty job.

I worked out the week changed over a thousand nappies in the first month with the twins.

Cheers
Simon

**RobHay** · 5th January 2008, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Our dog once drank 2litres of used cooking oil.
Went straight thru her. She was feeding 5 pups at the time...6 very slick dogs

Honest...Kids dirtying their pants is easy street

Imagine an adult with diarrhoea at the rate of 5 times per hour and no control

Not pretty

and no fun

Jeez I love work when gasto breaks out

NM !.........Let ya in on a little secret........That is why God invented Fire Hoses....

cazzz12000 · 5th January 2008, 10:00 PM

myself and the wife went to melbourne with our then 2/2.5 year old boy and went for a trip to the zoo ,was walking around with child being given a shoulder ride and got this wiff of something putrid but thought nothing of it (being at the zoo and all)then not 30 seconds later felt this warm ooze(? ron)running down both sides of the neck.Bit browny/mustard colou, putrid smell,had overflowed the nappy and I now had it on my skin and clothes which needless to say both boy(got given to wife to sort out)and clothes came off and found nearest tap and got fripples at the same time.NOT HAPPY WITH THE BOY. Zacc

MickS · 5th January 2008, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

You missed a bit Cheryl....

**abaddonxi** · 5th January 2008, 10:56 PM

You know what's worse than waking up to someone vomiting on your head?

Waking up with both of them vomiting on your head.

And you get used to it.

:Vomit smiley:

Cheers
Simon

**JDNSW** · 6th January 2008, 06:07 AM

Originally Posted by abaddonxi

......
A friend's kid took a bath in dirty engine oil. She came inside looking like one of those birds fished out of an oil slick.
.......

I haven't had that, but about two years ago my then four year old grand daughter investigated the 20l drum I had just drained the County engine into:- "What's this stuff?" and before I could open my mouth or grab her, put her arm into it, up to the shoulder, went "yuk!" and wiped it off on her clothes - well, some of it, anyway.

John

**dobbo** · 6th January 2008, 06:28 AM

Just wait till he tries to clean himself like a big boy, first time success, second time success, you think the worst part is over till you walk into the bathroom after and find a scene straight out of a Rabbitoh's hotel room.

Out with the Domestos and the Gernie that day.

**Captain_Rightfoot** · 6th January 2008, 08:15 AM

I've got a story about this!

We're in a remote aboriginal community in WA on the canning called Punmoo (I think). Anyway we get there and want a top up. Fuel is only sold at certain times of the day so we wait around.

Then my daughter wants to do a number 2. There aren't any toilets obvious so out with the potty. While the wife is getting her dressed she's wondering what to do with it. Then quick as a flash a town dog comes up to the potty, picks up the number two, lifts his head and throws this big one down. Problem Solved

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