Originally Posted by
sheerluck
Biggest liars of all are the NBN marketing and planning departments. For our rural suburb, the NBN website told us that continents would float past before they would start work in our area.
However, new developments to the north, south and east of us were being built as "NBN ready".
Then NBN helmets and utes started appearing in the local town. Still the website said "more chance of growing an extra leg, than having anything in this lifetime". Then the helmets and utes appeared at the end of the next road to us. Still the website says "suffer with crappy, slow rural ADSL, you field dwelling loser".
The all of a sudden we have more Ns and Bs on our road than in a tin of defective Alphabetti Spaghetti. One of the helmet wearers tell us the installation will be complete in 4 weeks!
Ooh! Ooh! The website has changed! "Planning in progress, register with us for updates, but it'll be about a year guv".
Helmet wearer number 2 confirms work under way, and only a few weeks till switch on.....
*EDIT* Ooh! It's changed again!
"Fixed line technology". That'd be what people call "a cable" then.