Ineos Grenadier, do you reckon it'll take off?

**V8Ian** · 12th December 2020, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Saitch

I think it will flop, here in Oz, on several counts.

Namely, No bullbar with numerous spotties , a 1.5 metre long light bar and 12T winch attached.
No second 1.5 metre long light bar, fluro handled shovel, orange Max Traxx and a kangaroo jack strapped to a roof rack.
No 6' lift with brightly coloured shocks and Mud Terrain 35" tyres.
No twin spare tyres with, 'Made for Mud' wheel covers, mounted on the rear door.
No RM Williams Longhorn sticker across the windscreen.

Going by the vehicle's photos and what I've noticed in the last decade or so, it just won't be capable enough for traversing our shopping centres, bottlos and school drop off/pick up landscapes, here in Australia.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

**PhilipA** · 12th December 2020, 11:03 AM

You forgot that all potential owners will have to have beards.
And beards with food stains.
They will have to have multi tools or swiss army knives on their belts and always wear long pants.
They will have to drive with their elbow out the window.
They will have a limp from long years with a handbrake digging into their calf.
Regards PhilipA

**Saitch** · 12th December 2020, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Oh, I omitted the roof top rent.

**Tombie** · 12th December 2020, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

We have a plethora with only half a wit so no issues

Ineos Grenadier, do you reckon it'll take off?

**Tombie** · 12th December 2020, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Saitch

Oh, I omitted the roof top rent.

And it will all have to be Kings branded.

**V8Ian** · 12th December 2020, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Saitch

Oh, I omitted the roof top rent.

Originally Posted by Tombie

And it will all have to be Kings branded.

Ohh, low blow. You blokes can cut to the quick.

**rick130** · 12th December 2020, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by PhilipA

You forgot that all potential owners will have to have beards.
And beards with food stains.
They will have to have multi tools or swiss army knives on their belts and always wear long pants.
They will have to drive with their elbow out the window.
They will have a limp from long years with a handbrake digging into their calf.
Regards PhilipA

This is why I had to finally part with my Deefer.
No beard, I only drink piccolo lattes or espresso shots and dress far, far too well for a shed on wheels.