bring out your krudd jokes....

Rudd branded Chinese 'rat-f***ers' at summit

Yep....a joke without being a joke

did you know K rudd was a test tube baby.



He wasnt worth a xxxx then either.

Q.


If Krudd, Swan, Bob Brown and Julia Gillard took a boat ride outside of the Barrier reef and the boat sank, who would survive?

A.
Australia

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.


As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw
that there had been a terrible cave-in.


Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.


'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me?

Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing
hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'


Just as she was about to give up all hope, she
heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing;

'Vote for Kevin Rudd,vote for Kevin Rudd

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.

Kevin Rudd goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, with the Australian ambassador and various diplomats, he suffers a heart attack and dies.

An undertaker is called and he tells the Australian ambassador, "You can have him shipped home for $5,000,000 or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $500".

The Australian ambassador goes into a corner with the other diplomats and they discuss the situation for a minute. He comes back to the undertaker and tells him they want Rudd shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $5,000,000 to ship him all the way to Australia, when it would be wonderful for him to be buried here in this historical land, and you would only need to spend $500? With the money you save, you could help pay back some of the deficit, fund more health care, or help the elderly".

The ambassador replies, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and then three days later he rose up from the dead. We just can't take that risk".

The WORST K-Rudd joke?????

The current federal government

The FUNNIEST K-rudd joke?

The same union morons will vote for him AGAIN

Here's one I just received

A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state.

The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.

The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.

He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the country.'

'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'

He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard !'

'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.'