Thread: english Comprehension Test New Zealand style

I formally apologise to Bob Katter for my previous remarks.

I listened to him yesterday and he made sense. Not a lot ot sense, but much more then the other two amigo's who sounded like noddies, especially that tall wing nut with the manic grin from up the coast. Beyond a doubt he truly loves the sound of his own voice.

I bet he records his own TV and then goes home and self gratifies himself while listening and watching his own self serving diatribe.

Again sorry Bob I had you wrong!

cheers,
Terry

Originally Posted by TerryO

I formally apologise to Bob Katter for my previous remarks.

I listened to him yesterday and he made sense. Not a lot ot sense, but much more then the other two amigo's who sounded like noddies, especially that tall wing nut with the manic grin from up the coast. Beyond a doubt he truly loves the sound of his own voice.

I bet he records his own TV and then goes home and self gratifies himself while listening and watching his own self serving diatribe.

Again sorry Bob I had you wrong!

cheers,
Terry

I watched Bob on Q&A last night. He does get a bit "emotional" when he speaks, doesn't he. But most of what he said - he was right about. I haven't seen much of him before (he doesn't often make the news over here) and have only heard / read other people's opinions of him. From what I've seen of him so far - he's out there - but he seems to make sense to me.

I thought this was going to be a thread on how to speak "New ZILUND"

you know:
*- S=sucks (the number after 5)
*- B=Bull (presented to be paid after service)
*- C=Cuds (you know...children)
*- T=Tin (the number after 9)
*- A=Arm (the word uttered when thinking)
*- U=Undies (the west undies are a good cricket team)
*- L=Lust (something to write before shopping)
*- R=Rung (a peice of jewellery for your finger)
*- O=One Doze (a piece of glass in a building)


I 'spose I'll just have to depend on "babelfish" to translate this Kiwi speak!

cheers
digger

Originally Posted by digger

I thought this was going to be a thread on how to speak "New ZILUND"

you know:
*- S=sucks (the number after 5)
*- B=Bull (presented to be paid after service)
*- C=Cuds (you know...children)
*- T=Tin (the number after 9)
*- A=Arm (the word uttered when thinking)
*- U=Undies (the west undies are a good cricket team)
*- L=Lust (something to write before shopping)
*- R=Rung (a peice of jewellery for your finger)
*- O=One Doze (a piece of glass in a building)


I 'spose I'll just have to depend on "babelfish" to translate this Kiwi speak!

cheers
digger

Yep Kiwispeak but our prime minister will not need subtitles and a interpreter when he meets Obama unlike Julie Ozzie speak is very interesting!!!!

I agree chances are it will really confuse the bugger out of poor old Obama when Julia starts talking about Mr Wabbit and the Leberall Parrty.

Obama could be forgiven for thinking he has a crossed phone line and some one has by mistake put him through to Alice in Wonderland more then the Australian prime minister.

I must admit it is good to see a Welshman (sorry person) as 'our Julia' is speak Australian so fluently.

cheers,
Terry

I`ve heard that in N Z there is a museum where they keep all the vowels they don`t use.
Cheers Hall

Originally Posted by Hall

I`ve heard that in N Z there is a museum where they keep all the vowels they don`t use.
Cheers Hall

what are vowels? never heard of them?

are they things like deep nasal passages that give rise tothe Ozzie twang/ nasal sound?

Aren't Vowels little furry rodent type creatures that live in holes in the ground in the dark?

cheers,
Terry