Lawnmower jokes wanted

Point out that next time he's feeling toeier than a Roman sandle , in his case that's only half as toeie:D

I,ve heard that Victa is bringing out a new model Lawn mower called the Victa Shappelle,, apparently, it comes with 6 lbs of grass.

Why did the mower stall.











Toe jam:wasntme:

Someone must have already mentioned that his mower has a "toe stroke" engine

Or
Next time he'll have to go back to trimming his toenails with the angle ginder

Or
A bit of a desperate plan, but now his wife insists that she does the lawn mowing from now on (result!)

and so on....

Hi,
not really a joke, but an acquaintance did a stint as a teacher in the Papua NG Highlands.
He had an 8mm movie of a couple of locals with a lawn mower.
One was pushing it across the grass, the other was bent over it running alongside pulling on the rope of the rewinding starter.
Most of the village vehicles were push started, so why not the mower?

cheers

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Originally Posted by WhiteD3

I didn't find this funny at the time but........

My first house, on an acreage with a dam. SWMBO insisted she could do her bit so onto the brand new Greenfield ride-on she goes.....................straight into the dam:dbcry::dbcry::dbcry:.

Not funny.:mad:

Pulled the spark plug and air filter out, turned it over 20 or so times until the water stopped coming out :eek:, put it back together and with the help of lots of WD40, off she (the mower...not the Mrs) went again.

Upside was I had a story to torture her with for the last 25 years:angel:

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You obviously didn't listen to Fred Dagg back then ...

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thgyShXkgi0"]YouTube- Fred Dagg 07 - Teaching Wife to Drive Tractor (Audio)[/nomedia]

Go to your local NRMA/RACV/RAA whatever.
Get a TOE TRUCK Drivers Uniform to wear......

Knew some people who were heavily involved in the Lawn Mower Racing Assoc. and there was a sticker that did the rounds for a while, obviously originating in America:

If your lawnmower is faster than your pickup, then 'ya must be a redneck :burnrubber:

Given some of the people and their rides, it was highly appropriate.

Tickle my funnybone anyway :angel: