Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: They should have used an African swallow!

  1. 20th January 2011, 05:06 PM #1
    Lotz-A-Landies's Avatar
    Lotz-A-Landies
    Lotz-A-Landies is offline Super Moderator Gold Subscriber
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    East-South-East Girt-By-Sea
    Posts
    17,668
    Total Downloaded
    1.20 MB

    They should have used an African swallow!

    Drug pigeon fails to stay high enough to reach jail
    What? A swallow carrying a coconut Drugs?
    It could grip it by the husk!
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut 45grams of illicit drugs.
    Well, it doesn't matter. ...
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
    Please!
    Am I right?
    I'm not interested!
    It could be carried by an African swallow!
    Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
    Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

    You won't find me on: faceplant; Scipe; Infragam; LumpedIn; ShapCnat or Twitting. I'm just not that interesting.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 20th January 2011, 11:07 PM #2
    wanglemoose's Avatar
    wanglemoose
    wanglemoose is offline Master
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    No where
    Posts
    228
    Total Downloaded
    0
    They could have built a giant rabbit and left it at the gates for the guards to take into the castle, i mean prison
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 20th January 2011, 11:26 PM #3
    digger's Avatar
    digger
    digger is offline ForumSage Subscriber
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    RIVERLAND, SOUTH AUSTRALIA
    Posts
    6,740
    Total Downloaded
    0
    what kind of swallow???

    KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me
    these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
    ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
    KEEPER: What is your name?
    ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
    KEEPER: What is your quest?
    ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
    KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?
    ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! (ejected from the bridge)

    KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
    GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
    KEEPER: What is your quest?
    GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail.
    KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
    GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh! (ejected from the bridge)

    KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?
    ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
    KEEPER: What is your quest?
    ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
    KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
    KEEPER: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! (ejected from the bridge)

    BEDEMIR: How do know so much about swallows?
    ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.


    (REMLR 235/MVCA 9) 80" -'49.(RUST), -'50 & '52. (53-parts) 88" -57 s1, -'63 -s2a -GS x 2-"Horrie"-112-769, "Vet"-112-429(-Vietnam-PRE 1ATF '65) ('66, s2a-as UN CIVPOL), Hans '73- s3 109" '56 s1 x2 77- s3 van (gone)& '12- 110
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 20th January 2011, 11:31 PM #4
    Landy Smurf's Avatar
    Landy Smurf
    Landy Smurf is offline OldBushie
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    smurf village
    Posts
    8,332
    Total Downloaded
    0
    we are the knights who say ni, ni! ni! ni!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 21st January 2011, 12:53 AM #5
    RobHay's Avatar
    RobHay
    RobHay is offline ChatterBox
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Caboolture.Qld
    Posts
    2,382
    Total Downloaded
    0
    Methinks you people have been sniffin' too much of the white powder
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 21st January 2011, 08:05 AM #6
    isuzutoo-eh's Avatar
    isuzutoo-eh
    isuzutoo-eh is offline TopicToaster
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Near Seven Hills, Sydney
    Posts
    4,342
    Total Downloaded
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by RobHay View Post
    Methinks you people have been sniffin' too much of the white powder
    It's icing sugar, from my vanilla slice. Honest gov!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 21st January 2011, 08:10 AM #7
    Marshall's Avatar
    Marshall
    Marshall is offline Master
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    501
    Total Downloaded
    0
    had they just built their own shrubbery...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 21st January 2011, 02:33 PM #8
    VladTepes's Avatar
    VladTepes
    VladTepes is offline Major Part of the Heart and Soul of AULRO Subscriber
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Bracken Ridge, Qld
    Posts
    16,055
    Total Downloaded
    0
    It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".


    gone

    1993 Defender 110 ute "Doris"
    1994 Range Rover Vogue LSE "The Luxo-Barge"
    1994 Defender 130 HCPU "Rolly"
    1996 Discovery 1

    current

    1995 Defender 130 HCPU and Suzuki GSX1400

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 21st January 2011, 05:31 PM #9
    Hall's Avatar
    Hall
    Hall is offline Wizard Subscriber
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Cranbourne North
    Posts
    1,929
    Total Downloaded
    0
    Ahh it`s good to see a few Monty Pythons fans are about. Have had a feeling that owing a land rover, you need a sense of humour that enjoys Monty Python. Both being from pommy land and all.
    Those police that picked up the swallow/pigeon wuold of had a good laugh.
    Cheers Hall
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« URGENT Vic- flood clean up - Avoca | Dealer regrets signature fraud »

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules

Search AULRO.com ONLY!
 Search All the Web!