Geez Fellas - I know what I've been doing wrong.
Silly me! Nobody told me that:
* I had to put oil in the engine.
* I had to put Diesel in the tank - isn't petrol cheaper?
* I had to put air in the tyres
* I had to change oil filters
* I had to change fuel filters
* I had to change air filters
* I had to check the battery
* I had to grease it
* I had to top-up the coolant? Any old mixture of colour will do!
* I had to put oil in the diffs
* Fan belts don't work when broken!
I'm slow - but learning!

