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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    I've been offered some pills guaranteed to enlarge my penis by 40% if I send a deposit to them. Do you think this is a scam?
    Same here, but I told them that a 21" penis would just be ridiculous, and fainting would be a constant threat

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickS View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    I've been offered some pills guaranteed to enlarge my penis by 40% if I send a deposit to them. Do you think this is a scam?
    Same here, but I told them that a 21" penis would just be ridiculous, and fainting would be a constant threat

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    Plenty of scams about. Although I did get a nice email from a lovely nigerian man who is having trouble investing his fortune.....



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    I had one recently from the widow of an american soldier who had found a fortune hidden in Iraq and needed help to invest it outside America. I suggested he could send it to me and I'd store it in a suitcase in the shed and only deduct 10% monthly for storage fees, but she didn't reply. Wonder why?

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    Give them your name as Thomas Oliver Cash. At least then if a cheque ever were to arrive it would be made out TO Cash.

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    Reminds of the tradie who once asked me to make ojt a cheque to Mr C. Ash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    I had one recently from the widow of an american soldier who had found a fortune hidden in Iraq and needed help to invest it outside America. I suggested he could send it to me and I'd store it in a suitcase in the shed and only deduct 10% monthly for storage fees, but she didn't reply. Wonder why?
    I can handle that for you DiscoMick, I know of that woman. Let me get in touch with her for you and I will see that the cash is sent immediately. Because I am in Victoria, I may need you to leave a small interstate holding fee of only 0.1% of the $18,000,000 to ensure I can get the money too you promptly. This will be refunded after the deal is settled......



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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    I've been offered some pills guaranteed to enlarge my penis by 40% if I send a deposit to them. Do you think this is a scam?
    Yeah, but does it want to be enlarged 40% ?

    At least have the common decency to ask it first ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickS View Post
    Same here, but I told them that a 21" penis would just be ridiculous, and fainting would be a constant threat
    No it's not.
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    I usually forward these to a fake email address I have for tracking down people who have absconded without paying accounts and then reply as listed below.

    Upon your acceptance to this proposal,for the confidentiality of this business I expect your urgent response indicating your full interest in this great business transaction to our both mutual trust by forwarding to me your below personal data.Kindly gets in touch with me on this my private email address (danagboresq@yahoo.co.jp) with your below personal data;
    1). Full Names:Toby Trunksplitter.....
    2). Contact Address:1313 Mockingbird Lane.........
    3). Age & Sex : 69 & yes please........
    4). Telephone & Fax Number:0011 123 456 789.........
    5). Occupation:.Male Escort Extrodinaire............
    6). Your Personal/private Email Address:.theking@hornymanami.com............
    Awaiting for the above information to enable us proceed further.

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