I WOULD'VE GOT HERE EARLIER BUT... UMMM, WELL, I DIDN'T FORGET...UMMM
No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
ANYWAY.....
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY PEDRO!
(Thanks to Jake Blues for the help!)
