Thread: Time for the snip

'Bout 10 years ago.

One or two complications. The first was having a bit of a problem with bleeding as soon as I stood up after the op. (A memory of the doctor shouting "We've got a bleeder!!", taking a firm grip on my testicles, and almost throwing me back on the bed, whilst I'm trying to fill my shoes with blood).
The second was, without wanting to boast too much, trying to find underpants to fit.
"Take away the pain, but leave the swelling", I think is the phrase.

But on the plus side, I can now sing along with all the Bee Gees' songs, and make all the dogs within a 10 km radius cringe when I scream.

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Yep, got done about 8 yrs ago..

lying on a bed watching a bloke about to stick a needle in yer nads is the most terrifying part and does little to impress the nurse..

Getting the needle is the most painfull part..

Playing on it and getting the attention from the better half is the best part..

Walking around in a pair of jocks ( for 24hrs ) packed like John Holmes is the priceless part

Even got a freedom club badge from the Doc..

Doesnt even get thought about these days

Cheers Ean

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Mate i got it done 7 years ago no probs i think its easy for the mguys then what the girls have to through...

I am sure there are a few people on here who have worked with livestock who would cheerfully do the job for free. We could make it an Aulro fundraising event, charge admission, auction the rights to perform the job, get in a lingerie hostess and raffle some meat trays etc.

Got mine done a few months ago. Had the same comments from SWMBO... She did childbirth now it's my turn! We have two kids and thats plenty!

I got it done under full general, as well as local in the nad area to minimize bruising and pain afterward. Took advantage of 8 days off work, simply cos I could. I got paid out by my colleagues who did it under a local, in the chair in the local medical centre but pffft who cares, I had over a week off and they didn't! One of my mates even had the 15yr old work experience chick in there watching.

My surgeon was absolutely fabulous. I had a fair bit of swelling and briusing but generally perfect. It was all negotiated with SWMBO for a week or two bed rest which was simply the best ever! Sat in bed watching movies, surfing eBay and reading aulro threads!

The only downside is when I had a sperm test 2 month later there were still live ones there! Aaaaaah! Well they can stay alive in the testy for upto 6months eating on the nutrients in the tube so don't imagine it's instant.

Other mates have done the "oh no way, no snip for me" crap.... But it is totally reversible, well mine is, some aren't. Mine is also got no chance of refusing together and getting live ones again. On this, be careful you don't "just" get snipped or the loose tubes can refuse and disaster in the form of more babies! My dr snipped, then took a section of tube out so naturally it couldn't refuse (unless under surgery) and he also bent the end of one tube back on itself and put a clip on it so really no chance of accidents in the future!

Anyway, ENJOY!

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Most dr's who do this are nicknamed "Dr Two-bricks"! Ooooh painful thinking about it.

And another thing.... The day before I had it done I was running a staff mtg with data projector on the big screen and doing demonstrations etc etc. Then i clicked on my email, yep on the big screen, and my line manager decides to chat over gmail, yep, on the big screen, with a room full off men, women, singles, old, young, the full deal and what did he "chat" me? ...."so... How's ping and pong going? Won't be no pinging soon"!!! And the room erupted into embarrassing fits of laughter! Mind you, he's stunted as he got his done with the help of the local 15yr old work exp girl.

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