Digger

Sleepy,
I skulk away, after heeding your warning :(:mad::angrylock:
(by the way its rude to write everything in red ninja ink!)

But, I have prepared a number of Ninja type surprises for him! :D;):p:twisted::twisted: these Im sure will be revealed
in the future...

I lost a lot of time building defensive fortifications to stop Dave from invading, and lots of time and sleep and energy manning the pickets!! and then he didnt show.. :(

I was let down by Michael and Roger (aka fred and barney) who advised as Ambrose is an ambulance they believe it crosses into another unions turf and they wont cross, as they fear losing their donkey towing/car removal union tickets....:(

The fact it was an ambulance was pointed out by some passing hippy looking kids in a Kombi van with their big dog...

I would have gotten away with it too if it werent for those pesky kids! :( .... (that sounds strangely familiar)


I return to my ninja den...

But remember if something goes wrong unexpectedly, it may not be an accident, it may be youve been visited by the "LRN"!!.
**** LAND ROVER NINJA ****

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Originally Posted by Sleepy

Update?

Do you need more assistance.

I can send you the most successful marriage of Puma and Land Rover.:wasntme:

http://www.4x4news.co.uk/n/281004.jpg

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When you cross a Puma and a Land rover you get a helicopter?!?!

What if you cross a 2.25 and a series III do you get a gyrocopter? :)

Oh what a bunch of girls you lot are, any self respecting tea leaf would have had it out of the country by now. :D

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Oh what a bunch of girls you lot are, any self respecting tea leaf would have had it out of the country by now. :D

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Unfortunately Ive been practicing the wrong type of security whilst at his place....

Before I realised Ive installed new locks, better screen door, collected the hidden key from under the pot (its now in the magic rock, no one will find it (so I painted it orange so you can Shonky!) and... well you get the idea...

Had a lot of trouble replasing the roller door..

I know Ive got it all wrong.... sorry!!

You should've subbied the job out Digger, it's not like you would be short of contacts. ;)

Dont think of it as a defeat but a learning experience.

PS. Michael and Roger just phoned me, they had no info on the job but offered me a good deal on my mobile phone ;)

Digger.

Report for debrief in the morning.
We may have to re assign you to lighter duties.:mad:

Operation G.. B....:D

THIS THREAD WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS. GOOD LUCK MR DIGGER

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Originally Posted by Sleepy

Digger.

Report for debrief in the morning.
We may have to re assign you to lighter duties.:mad:

Operation G.. B....:D

THIS THREAD WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS. GOOD LUCK MR DIGGER

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Thanks Sleepy,

I'm back home and working on my training again...

Apparently when I can snatch the stone out of the "masters" hands and pick
up the boiling dragon handled cauldron with my forearms I will be ready....

keen to hear the operation details...

(PS:- my s3 "Hans" has developed a rattle in the rear "hatch" that would drive even a politician mad!! I suspect a previous bolt or screw has shaken loose internally! It could be all the driving I've been doing OR it may have been visited by the LRN!!?? )

Haha! :D

Digger if you can't find Land Rover rims on my place then there is something wrong with you! I have almost enough rims to have two full sets (inc spares!) for each truck... :eek:

PS - Took the old boy for a putter around the paddock this afternoon. ;) Still there, and suitably immobilised! :p

I am... the LRNN!

(Land Rover Ninja, Ninja)

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Originally Posted by Shonky

Haha! :D


I am... the LRNN!

(Land Rover Ninja, Ninja)

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its all part of my master plan.......

and I can prove Im a ninja... see my interviews here

Ask A Ninja - Ninja Knowledge - YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...CHlyFLWZM&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...vNzfDeXw0&NR=1

I'll leave you to 'soak those in'... maybe I'll see you... ON THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT!! (insert ninja laugh here)