Riddle me this, Batman!

no belly buttons

yes you got it.

bah, wrong thread.

but in the interest....

what goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

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Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

bah, wrong thread.

but in the interest....

what goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

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Umberalla?

Smoke?

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Originally Posted by LRJim

Umberalla?

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correct.

Holy thtead revival, Batman!

The longer it is, the nearer the top to the bottom.....?

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Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

you are in a room with a ceiling a floor four walls, no doors and no windows.

how did you get there?

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Through the doorway

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Originally Posted by Landy Smurf

zero its pears silly not plums

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(true. But remember that Chuck Norris can pick apples from an orange tree and make lemonade)