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  1. 16th June 2012, 12:10 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vin Rouge View Post
    A man gets into an elevator, presses the button for the ninth floor where he gets out and walks up the staircase to his work place on the eleventh floor.

    At the end of the day he gets into the elevator on the eleventh floor, presses the button for the ground floor and goes home.

    He does this each working day. Why?
    Except when it's raining. On those days he presses the button for the 11th floor - with his umbrella.

    he's a dwarf
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    Quote Originally Posted by vnx205 View Post
    He lived in a lighthouse?
    Quote Originally Posted by carjunkieanon View Post
    He's a lighthouse keeper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by digger View Post
    4. What is red and blue, and purple and green?
    No one can reach it, not even the queen?
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    4. A rainbow
    yes, OR the Jolly Green Giant holding his breath.
    You'd hold your breath too if you had to sniff green beans every day!
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    Pronounced as one letter,
    And written with three,
    Two letters there are,
    And two only in me.
    I'm double, I'm single,
    I'm black, blue, and gray,
    I'm read from both ends,
    And the same either way.
    What am I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by digger View Post
    Pronounced as one letter,
    And written with three,
    Two letters there are,
    And two only in me.
    I'm double, I'm single,
    I'm black, blue, and gray,
    I'm read from both ends,
    And the same either way.
    What am I?
    An eye
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    What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dswatts View Post
    What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
    The letter "m"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bee utey View Post
    The letter "m"
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    What turns everything around, but does not move?
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