Groucho: Why do you have so many children?Quote:
Originally Posted by bob10
Person: Well Groucho, I love my wife.
Groucho: I love my cigar, but I still take it out of my mouth occasionally
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Groucho: Why do you have so many children?Quote:
Originally Posted by bob10
Person: Well Groucho, I love my wife.
Groucho: I love my cigar, but I still take it out of my mouth occasionally
:twisted: :Rolling: :Rolling: :lol2: :lol2:
Not a film, but I just remembered something from my childhood while I'm on my third g&t...:D
Anyone here remember Ripping Yarns? Just thinking of a few lines from 'The testing of Eric Olthwaite'. A couple of beauties...
Eric Olthwaite: It were hard to accept I were boring. Especially with my interest in rain fall.
Eric Olthwaite: That night, as we talked excitedly about shovels and precipitation, Arthur and I decided we had so much in common, that we would form a gang, dedicated to persuing our common interests. Arthur, with his long criminal record, was loathe to divulge his name, so we called ourselves... the Eric Olthwaite Gang.
Eric Olthwaite: Your black puddings black today mum. Even the little white bits are black.
I have a book with the entire first seasons scripts somewhere, I'll have to dig it up.
Cheers - Gav.
From TankGirl.
Its like the first time you got laid, youve just gotta say daddy, are you sure this is right?
Now - everybody throw down your guns or I scrape off all her make up!
[considers the Madam's face]
This might take a really long time.
It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub - so it ain't all bad.
Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.
Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry **** continues, shoot me now, please.
Deetee: Okay, we're gonna give you babes a chance to prove yourselves. Call it an initiation.
T-Saint: You fail, you die!
Donner: Yeah, but first, you gotta strip.
Booga: That's not in the plan.
Deetee, T-Saint, Donner: Why not?
Hi everyone.
It has been an interesting thread, BUT some have overstepped the mark RE cleanliness. PLEASE avoid the innuendo and smutty postings, I was just after the amusing and G rated stuff. I agree some Python sketches and others just scrape through on that point, but you know what I am talking about.
Thanks,
JC
Given some others I thought mine would be Ok but if it offends, please feel free to remove it.Quote:
Originally Posted by justinc
Red Dwarf.
3 million years into the future, the mining ship Red Dwarf has finally turned around, and is heading back to earth.
Now, after 3 million years, the mail pod has finally caught up, and Rimmer receives notice of his fathers death. Rimmer and Lister are having a heart to heart, when the Kat (a creature evolved from a pet cat on the ship) bursts in through the door.........
Kat: "Meeeyoooooowwwwwwwww........ Man! I'm so hungry, I just have to eat!!!"
Lister: "Ssshhhhhhh Kat, Rimmers dad's died....."
Kat: "Hmmmm, OK.......... But I'd prefer chicken."
"Permission to look smug sir?"Quote:
Originally Posted by d@rk51d3
'Nuff said :D
i don't have mods jurisdiction here Nugge_t, it was mostly a request for contributors to keep it on the straight and narrow from here on in. thanks for that, though :)Quote:
Originally Posted by nugge t
jc