Scarey women

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Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

Far worse are the large ones....... The ones that climb onto the machines and you hear the steelwork struggle under the weight, they do 3-4 reps and then you see them swarfing into a KFC bucket of Fat or similar as you're heading out..

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Got a sister in law like that.
I remember going around to visit SWMBO's parents one day, and 'lil sister' was out the back chopping firewood........

She was swinging a full size log splitter....... with one hand, like a tomahawk. Splitting tree trunks like they were kindling.:eek:

Without making any sudden moves, I slooowly backtracked and sat in the car.

Back in the UK, I had a colleague (who also lived a little too close to me) who we suspected had taken a few too many........supplements.....in her youth. She was heavily into athletics - discus and hammer in particular, and always at the gym. So as you can imagine her figure was closer to Russian shotputter than ballet dancer, but she also had a curious hair problem.

I was always told "never trust a woman who can grow a better beard than you can", but the worst part......how can this be put delicately......well, you know how sometimes ladies get that unfortunate gape between buttons when they are wearing a blouse that is half a size too small? Well, yes, she had that and my eyes strayed, and WOW, either she had a hairier chest than me or she was keeping a small furry animal warm :o

Scary Mary.

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Originally Posted by rick130

What's a gym :confused:

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Some kind of torture chamber invented by the ancient Greeks I believe?

Seriously guys, choose your weapons. Five minutes reading from a decent poetry book will have her weeping in your lap. (or next to it as the case may be.) No I am not letting on to which book that might be, it's a trade secret.:p

Scarey women?
Yes I've met a few. Usually perfectly groomed, suits, good looks,
and usually department heads, or board members.
And always ruthless.

Terry
Now retired, thankfully.

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Originally Posted by vnx205

I think it is one of these places. :D:D:D

http://www.crossfit.com/discus/messages/21/3808.jpg

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Now I have seen everything!!!:o Escalators going into a gym. If you want to keep fit walk up the bloody stairs!!:p

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Originally Posted by bee utey

Seriously guys, choose your weapons. Five minutes reading from a decent poetry book will have her weeping in your lap. (or next to it as the case may be.) No I am not letting on to which book that might be, it's a trade secret.:p

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5 Seconds into most poetry books will have me weeping. :D

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Originally Posted by Ausfree

Now I have seen everything!!!:o Escalators going into a gym. If you want to keep fit walk up the bloody stairs!!:p

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Access for physically disabled... gyms are often very important for their rehab. etc

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Originally Posted by Hoges

Access for physically disabled... gyms are often very important for their rehab. etc

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Buildings usually have a ramp for the disabled, I couldn't imagine somebody in a wheelchair getting on an escalator. But no matter, maybe that building has a ramp out of the photo frame!!:D

Maybe it is a restaurant or shopping complex called 'fitness'.

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Originally Posted by rick130

What's a gym :confused:



















:lol2:

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A room full of mirrors ...................... :wasntme: