"Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once."
- Evan Esar
"You can't have a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER."
- Frank Zappa
Doing your best is a process of trying to do your best. - Townes Van Zandt
"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant person in an argument."
- William McAdoo
"It's not that I'm antisocial. I just don't like you."
- Unknown
"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk."
- Unknown

