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  1. 11th September 2013, 04:00 PM #11
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    3 million sperm and you were the fastest ?.
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    The best insults are where the receiver does not even realise they have been insulted........Grahame Kennedy was good at it, Norman Gunstan was brilliant at it,,,,,particularly with Yanks!!!
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    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuck View Post
    3 million sperm and you were the fastest ?.
    Good one.

    A proper insult is like telling someone to go to hell in such a way they look forward to the journey.
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    Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

    You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

    pretty much any of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's lines from Full Metal Jacket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Muppet View Post
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    No wonder your parents hate you.
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    I know I'm talking like an idiot, I have to, or you won't understand me!!!
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