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  1. 11th September 2013, 03:20 PM #1
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    The best insults...

    ... are clever, rather than merely relying on swearing, I reckon. Here's a few new ones to me I've read recently:

    Do you beep when you back up?

    Are you a model? I'm sure I've seen you on a trophy.

    Maybe you can add some more...
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  2. 11th September 2013, 03:25 PM #2
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    One made famous by the late Grahame Kennedy.........

    "Do beg my pardon"
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  3. 11th September 2013, 03:28 PM #3
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    Would you like a medal or a chest to pin it on?
    The Phantom - Oslo Blue 2001 Td5 SE.
    Half dead but will live again!

    Nina - Chawton White 2003 Td5 S
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  4. 11th September 2013, 03:31 PM #4
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    is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
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  5. 11th September 2013, 03:38 PM #5
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    Get off the road, I haven't got enough petrol to go around you!
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  6. 11th September 2013, 03:39 PM #6
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    Your nickname wouldn't be lightning would it.
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  7. 11th September 2013, 03:42 PM #7
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    Please do not use Paul Keating's insults, they maybe are copyrighted
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  8. 11th September 2013, 03:46 PM #8
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    You look like someone set fire to your face and put it out with a shovel.

    Or were you born at the top of the ugly tree and hit your face on every branch as you fell?
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  9. 11th September 2013, 03:51 PM #9
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    Your not deaf and I didn't stutter


    Are you parents proud?
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  10. 11th September 2013, 04:00 PM #10
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    your so ugly that when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother.
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