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  1. 11th September 2013, 04:33 PM #21
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    You're so full of crap, even your eyes are brown.
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  2. 11th September 2013, 04:39 PM #22
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    You are literally too stupid to insult.
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    Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak ridge

    "You're gonna pay full price, I don't give any ****ing servicemans discount"
    "Too bad your old lady does"

    Su-Nap!
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    I always liked "passion fingers"
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    are you naturally stupid or did you take lessons

    mate your IQ is lower than a porn stars knickers

    Id call you a dipstick, however they serve a useful purpose.
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    Of course Im talking down to you. I'm too lazy to think down at your level

    belgim snorking jaffle sporker.

    Sure, Id explain it to you but Im sadly lacking in single sylable vocabulary.

    and which village idiot home schooled you?

    Hard to believe that of the millions of sperm that could have made it you did.

    Im not even going to suggest that a 5 year old couldve done that better, It would be a statement of fact.

    Ive met bogans with more class than you

    Darling, Im not saying I dont like you but if we were ever captured and the only way we could escape was for me to rape you or feed you feet first into a wood chipper, Id feed you feet first into the wood chipper.

    do you see flashes of light behind your eyes when your two brain cells meet.

    sorry I bumped into you, you dont happen to know your orbital escape velocity do you?

    Slower than a stalled series in low range...

    no way you evolved, you're walking proof there is a god and he has a sense of humour

    which dunces hat did you crawl out from under
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    I'm not going to start a battle of wits with an obviously unarmed man.
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    Why dont you keep your mouth shut and let everybody think your an idiot rather than open it and prove it
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    He is a self-made man and worships his creator

    There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure some time in a few generations

    and my favorite

    Some cause happiness wherever they go; you do to, whenever you go

    Re prior employees

    You will be lucky to get this person to work for you

    He was fired with enthusiasm

    I can't recommend this person too highly
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    We have 5 kids, 13-1 and often get the comment" don't you have a TV?" To which I reply, we have 3 tv's 2 computers and an iPad but I know what we'd rather be doing . Then the alternative if their trying to be nasty is yes we have tv's and computers ,but I can see why you'd ( or your partner) would rather be watching TV .
    There's also the comment "why so many" which we respond a) trying till we got one we liked / didn't like . trying to prove the theory that only stupid people are breeding wrong, c) didn't know what caused it till our oldest came home from year 6 sex ed class and told us
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