Thread: The best insults...

I love that movie.
The ending though?

Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.

Still tries to eat soup with a fork

screws up more often than I make tpyos

so useless he couldnt find porn on the internet.

The only thing right about him is his own feelings of self worthlesness

Nothing like a job well done, what youve done is nothing like a job well done

his only use is as a distraction to keep the heat off of us

at least we can depend on your consistent incompetence

Of course I agree that you're twice as smart as you were, double nothing is still nothing.

...someone pee'd in your gene pool

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

I love that movie.
The ending though?

great movie.
had to watch it twice though

Originally Posted by Stuck

3 million sperm and you were the fastest ?.

actually the first sperm to reach the egg will almost never be the one to break through. The one that does will have mooched off the hard work of others, reaping the rewards at the last minute and taking all glory.

Kinda like people.

Originally Posted by Eevo

great movie.
had to watch it twice though

Agreed, top five for me.

You must have got into the queue for trains instead of brains and asked for a slow one.

If you had brains you'd be dangerous.

They kept you and threw away the baby.

About as much use as mudflaps on a tortoise

And the English think that the Irish are stupid. (This was one of my Irish fathers favorite put downs when someone messed up)

If I wanted raw food I'd buy it from the shops and cook it myself.

And the point of you is?

Have you still got your lunch? Well you can eat it on the way home, your sacked!

Millions of years of evolution and here you are.

Here's 50c. Go and phone someone who cares.

There's a sale on at specsavers.