Our little local shop was selling Jacobs Fritz recently, so we got a roll of it to try. Grilled with a bit of sauce in a sandwich it was pretty good, but chilled and sliced, not so exciting.
And proper Cornish pasties? You have got nothing even remotely like a proper Cornish pasty. A proper Cornish pasty will be as long and as thick as your arm, the pastry just right, and of a size such that you're not sure whether you should be eating it or sleeping on it. And it'll soak up a litre or two of cider quite easily. :D

