That piece of information was not in the rule book

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Originally Posted by mattadelaide1975

I have been under the impression for the last 13 years that there are only 2 rules:

Rule 1 - The wife is always right even when she is wrong
Rule 2 - See Rule 1.

Are you all trying to tell me that there are more rules, and my wife has been hiding them from me? What the????:eek:

Cheers

Matt

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more correctly defined as subsets of the 2 basic rules in that they always point back to the mains. Such as rule 211(a) para96(c) dont wash engine parts in dishwasher.
If you say why? it is referred back to the main rule- Rule 1!:eek:
Get it now?:confused:

engine sleeves for the fergi in the freezer come to mind.

I got caught melting lead in the oven to pour into my sinker moulds.
She came down heavy on me!

Take a tip from a married man of 38 years, buy a new dishwasher, with all the bells & whistles, put the old one in the shed, wash what you want in it. Even the dog, if he can hold his breath long enough. Just make sure of a couple of things. It has to be the right colour, suit the décor, & the hard part, it must be her idea ;) Bob

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Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

So does that mean that the default resets like "Chocolate", "Wine", and the "Yes Dear" command won't work unless I use model specific titles?

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Absolutely.

The resets have their own variants known as milk/dark (and the sub-variants by %), red/white and "Yes [insert applicable term of endearment]".

Program queries such as the notorious "Does this make me look fat?", "Does my bum look big in this" and the response "It takes the focus off your face" will result in the system throwing back a BSOD (Blue Sack of Denial). Thus situation will only be remedied by judicious redirection of previously allocated Land Rover project funding to the newly created "save my relationship and give me back a sex life portfolio".

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Originally Posted by clubagreenie

Absolutely.

The resets have their own variants known as milk/dark (and the sub-variants by %), red/white and "Yes [insert applicable term of endearment]".

Program queries such as the notorious "Does this make me look fat?", "Does my bum look big in this" and the response "It takes the focus off your face" will result in the system throwing back a BSOD (Blue Sack of Denial). Thus situation will only be remedied by judicious redirection of previously allocated Land Rover project funding to the newly created "save my relationship and give me back a sex life portfolio".

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I don't have a problem with those queries, I frequently get cascade faults of "roll eyes" and "shake head", probably due to the root coding of "Toyota Family".
Software seems to be a bit temperamental though.
Frequently encounter "Why don't you talk to me" error, finds ghost faults when system is actually in sleep mode.
No issues with hardware though.

Hmm I must be blessed as mine hasn't objected to bearings in freezer,discs in oven or parts in dishwasher admittedly after close inspection.
then it has been 44 years so I already know she is a keeper.
Regards Philip A

Mine had a winge today when she came across a two bags of cut up unskinned roo tails in the freezer that i had brought back for the dogs.:D

If they were skinned i recon she wouldn't have noticed......

Ran into an error today.
Began uploading "Fixing Discovery 2.Doc", which encountered no problems. Began preparing script for "Upgrade Discovery 2" in order to prevent future issues, repeatedly came up against "Why-not-leave-it-as-it-is" error code, Tried running "Explain-vehicle-modification" script, returned "wasting-money-lecture".
At which point I became frustrated and tried "I-do-what-I-want". Now not getting any response.
:wallbash::bangin:

You stuffed up there Muppet, you told her what you were doing. Tell them nothing! In twenty years I've been caught out a couple of times, my mistake was, I informed her:(:)