What a laugh

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Awesomely funny story,, my guts hurt, and my eyes are still watering,,, ;)

I would never get my Mrs something like that,,, I'd be laying there sound asleep,, snoring well ;), and then she'd hit the trigger :eek:,,, stuff that,,

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Originally Posted by jx2mad

Some years back when the Rural Fire Service still used knapsacks, I attended a grass fire using one. Unfortunately for me the darn thing leaked and so my trousers were suitably wet for when I straddled a fence. Darn thing was electrified and I copped it where it hurts most. I wonder why the others laughed so much. They had to bring a ladder so I could climb down out of a tree:D:D:D:):):o:o:(:(:mad::mad::mad:

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I just wonder if it is as efficient as Viagra :angel:

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Originally Posted by Chucaro

I just wonder if it is as efficient as Viagra :angel:

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We'll need to bow to your superior knowledge there. Chucaro! :)

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Originally Posted by sheerluck

We'll need to bow to your superior knowledge there. Chucaro! :)

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I will leave it to the Therapeutic Goods Administration experts or the relevant minister to test it :D

My father was amazing in that he could span across our car's spark plugs with his fingers, copping the lot without flinching. How do I know? He used to do this whilst leaning on the front mudguard, thus energizing the car. He would call me over to look into the running motor, and being a little kid I would lift my elbows and drop my arms on the mudguard to see in. I never got used to getting the belt through the soft underarms, and I took a while to wake up to dad too.:p:p:p