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  1. 9th February 2007, 12:22 PM #7041
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    Yeah 60 secs really is a long time. Didn't it used to be 30 ?

    Anyway it makes it IMPOSSIBLE to do multiple posts by accident.


    On purpose, however, is another story. LOL.
    It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".


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  2. 9th February 2007, 12:51 PM #7042
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    Lol
    It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".


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  3. 9th February 2007, 12:55 PM #7043
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    Vandermorph...its the punchline from a really old joke that I heard so long ago I can't even remember the joke...just the punch line...but it was about a bandido named Pedro who held a gun to someones head and made him eat s**t!!

    Funny joke...just wish I could remember how it goes
    The joke goes along the lines that this guy is in a bar and hears someone talking about the big bad mexican bandito, he says "his name is Pedro" other guy says "do you know the big bad Mexican bandito", Guy says "I was ridning my horse one day when this big bad mexican steps out from behind a boulder and says get down off your horse, i say no so he pulls out a big gun and says get down off your horse, so i do, then he says now drop your pants and do a big sh*t, i say no, so he puts the gun to my head, i dropped my pants and did a big sh%t, then the big bad mexican said now eat your ****, so i ate my sh$t. When The big bad mexican was getting up on my horse he dropped his gun so i picked it up and said, get down off my horse, and he did, then i said to the big bad mexican now drop your pants and do a big sh&t, he said no so i held the gun to his head, he dropped his pants and did a big sh^t, i said now eat your *****, and the big bad Mexican ate his sh*t. So your asking me if i know the big bad Mexican bandito Pedro.....Sh&t man we had lunch together".
    All said with a bad mexican accent.
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  4. 9th February 2007, 12:56 PM #7044
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    That joke really does sound better when it's told not read.
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  5. 9th February 2007, 03:59 PM #7045
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    just what the world needs
    another bad Pedro joke,,,
    "How long since you've visited The Good Oil?"

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    Or the French version, Dirty Pierre. I remember a joke about a "Pierre the Famous French Fighter pilot", a woman, a bottle of Cognac, and something about going down in flames. Maybe for the Mud Pit, twas late at night during an Anzac weekend, so is probably not for human consumption.
    Don't let em get you Pedro, that's the taxman's job.

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  7. 10th February 2007, 06:28 PM #7047
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    Lol
    It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".


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  8. 10th February 2007, 06:30 PM #7048
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    Hey that's me at 8000 posts !

    ( Again )
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  9. 10th February 2007, 08:10 PM #7049
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    Quote Originally Posted by VladTepes View Post
    Hey that's me at 8000 posts !

    ( Again )
    married life seems to have slowed you down a bit young fella
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    Quote Originally Posted by fernockulated View Post
    married life seems to have slowed you down a bit young fella

    Thinking about all the sex he wont have in years to come
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