I can see.......... Stars !

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What do you mean ....NOTHING....there are 515 pages of enlightenment.....:D

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This thread is about as enlightening as a K-Mart torch with flat batteries

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in the old days you could quote a quote quoting a quote that would just keep quoting on

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Can I quote you on that?
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and who is this Em that just bedded us all? 8O

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Hey guys get over it :roll: You are now in the matrix and when you venture into this thread you are embedded :twisted:

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Not long till 4000 replies now. :D

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Inc could confiscate a star from the person who post's the 4000 :twisted:so watch out. Your safe though Matt....you have lips :roll:

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collagen? 8O

:):):)

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ooooh nasty 8O 8O 8O ...liposuction

Well I'll be slapped by the AULRO Cosmetic Sturgeon

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ROLMAO :!:

ahhh the memories--- :)

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<span style="color:blue">what do you mean.....?
you have been slapped by the aulro cosmetic surgeon......?
or you are the aulro cosmetic surgeon.....?












or maybe the result....? </span>

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bit hung over this morning Zook?
need glasses?
or are you just fishing?
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Hey.....just got a flathead :wink:

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Better a flathead than a (blind) mullet (It's a naval term) :wink:

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Seen my fair share of blind mullets OI.....I've been to Bondi for a swim :wink:

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I see sea mulletts at work--

most are around 900mm long, 8)

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What jobs could a sea mullet possibly have on Fraser Isle 8O

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Tourism. :wink:

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You work in tourism dont you Pedro :p

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and your a miner?
:p :)

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Funny I'd have sworn he was well over the age of 18 8O

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Physically or mentaly :twisted:

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Oh no, they started this up again

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Just wanted to see my lack of stars....

and started what up again???

i want to know what they started up. was it funny? If they start it again will it be funny???

Why do star gear teeth come out my transfer drain plug :roll:

it's all a bit much for me to deal with :?

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I have no recollection.... ask Re... he is gathering the evidence 8O

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<span style="color:blue">is there a meaning to any of this...?</span>

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Not really...it's a bit like the monthly council clean up..the things that we used to value are no longer needed take up space and we leave them out for land fill :wink:

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<span style="color:indigo">oh...thankgod for that.....
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that this was starting to make sense........


silly me.......</span>[/quote]

Just call me Skip Doggy Dogg.

Always going through the trash.

:D:D

Cheers
Simon




Ah, the good old days.

Page 400 millenium fever.
http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread...18652&page=400

Cheers
Simon

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Originally Posted by abaddonxi

The twelve steps of Land Rover ownership.

Apologies to the 12 steppers out there, but Land Rovers are an addiction.


1. We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable without Land Rovers.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity and joined AULRO

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Fourm.

4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our vehicles

5. Admitted to AULRO, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our Land Rover's problems.

6. Were entirely ready to have The Forum discuss all these defects

7. Humbly asked The Forum how to remedy these shortcomings

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all - friends and partners we've bored rigid talking about Land Rovers, taken looking at endless Land Rovers, loaned us money to buy another bloody Land Rover.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others- Apologised to the wife and mechanic, but didn't sell the LR, didn't think either of them could survive without it.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it - Frequent trips to the mechanic for ongoing maintenance.

11. Sought through meditation to improve our conscious contact with AULRO, looking only for knowledge of The Forum's will for us and the power to carry those repairs out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs - Converted friends and family to Land Rovers and introduced them to AULRO.

:D:D:D

Cheers
Simon

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And a bit more, page 359.
http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread...18652&page=359

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Well this is my first time here in the "I can see stars" subculture. 237 pages which started long before I joined back in 1788.

So at about ten replies per page, that's about 2370 pieces of........

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Quiggers first stars thread post, page 355
http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread...18652&page=355

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Well, every cloud has a silver lining. :D:D:D
Cheers

Simon

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My first stars post, page 321
http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread...18652&page=321

I need to wash.


I'm starting to feel dirty.

Too much trawling in the stars thread.:eek:

Cheers
Simon

good memories Simon!!!

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