Thread: I can see.......... Stars !

9 days to go when we go on hols for 2 weeks


Mrs ho har

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

It would have helped if we could have remembered the words

What!, I must have been the only recipient of MRs HH, singing the ditty, or was it slurring the ditty,

well it sorted of sounded like what has been written!


john

Dear Santa,

After reading the "shed thread" I am ever so depressed. My shed is only big enough for one of my Land Rovers whilst the other 2 must live in the drive awaiting the carport to be finished.

I know I have made some mistakes this year (well it's usually her fault anyway) but if you could possibly find some room in your sliegh for a 3 car garage (Steel is OK but would prefer double brick) I would be ever so grateful.

Your favourite

Sleepy

P.S. No need to leave it uder the tree but the northeast corner of the yard facing west would be great

P.P.S. Plumbing and 240V would be good too.

P.P.P.S The bottle of Glenfiddich is in the usual place

Originally Posted by Sleepy

Dear Santa,

After reading the "shed thread" I am ever so depressed. My shed is only big enough for one of my Land Rovers whilst the other 2 must live in the drive awaiting the carport to be finished.

I know I have made some mistakes this year (well it's usually her fault anyway) but if you could possibly find some room in your sliegh for a 3 car garage (Steel is OK but would prefer double brick) I would be ever so grateful.

Your favourite

Sleepy

P.S. No need to leave it uder the tree but the northeast corner of the yard facing west would be great

P.P.S. Plumbing and 240V would be good too.

P.P.P.S The bottle of Glenfiddich is in the usual place

Dear Sleepy

I am sorry but I can not fit a 3 bay shed in my sleigh, but I can give you something to fix your shed envy depression.

Hope you enjoy your bottle of Prozac, young Sleepy.


PS, next year can you please not get your cat to do its business in an empty Glenfiddich bottle.

I may be fat, but I'm not stupid.

Santa

Dear Santa,

Thank you for your prompt reply.

If you can't fit the shed then how about an SVX Defender or perhaps a RRS ?

Ever flexibly yours

Sleepy

P.S. I think you may have mistaken Grannies colostomy bag with a cask of chardonnay! I wondered who emptied it

P.P.S Back to the shed idea - Does the sleigh have a tow bar? I can lend you a trailer if you need more load space.

[QUOTE=Sleepy;873221][SIZE="4"][I][FONT="Bradley Hand ITC"]Dear Santa,

Thank you for your prompt reply.

If you can't fit the shed then how about an SVX Defender or perhaps a RRS ?

Ever flexibly yours

Sleepy

P.S. I think you may have mistaken Grannies colostomy bag with a cask of chardonnay! I wondered who emptied it

P.P.S Back to the shed idea - Does the sleigh have a tow bar? I can lend you a trailer if you need more load space.

Dear Sleepy

Nice to hear from you again, you are a very, umm persistent young boy.

Do you think that if I could give you a SVX Defender or RRS that I would be driving this ****box sleigh. Half a dozen reindeer does not count as power steering and dont start me on the ****ing air con.

Give up on the shed, no I cant tow it, last year I got pulled over and put on the scales by the RTA near your joint and it cost me $500 and three points.

Sorry, but you are probably used to disappointment seeing that you own a Disco

Merry Xmas

Santa

Dear Santa,

Well, if you think you can please me with another pair of socks forget it.

Sleepy


P.S. I've heard there is a religion that lets you have 72 land rovers when you die. If I can convince them to give me a few in advance then you can forget my chimney!