Thread: goose in a doof-doof

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] now thats what i call "poetic justice" , thats almost as good as having constable plod come around the corner and confiscate the offending vehicle and the contents of the offenders wallet !!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

LOL [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] Love it when that happens. I've played around with big horsepower cars for years, but the young people now have no idea what it takes to make a real car :roll:

The idea that stickers and a wing make a car :roll:

Anyway, its not the power thats the problem, its the brains (or lack thereof) that makes the difference.

I love it when a plan comes together...


Does this mean if I put stickers on the tray of the Landy, it will go faster :?:

Oh, and jaydafordman: I completely agree.

I blame 'The fast and the furious' which only had ONE real car in it.

I hear another snotty teenager saying the word "NOS" ever again I'll go postal. :x


Perhaps I'm just getting grumpy in my old (er) age.

Originally posted by fernockulated
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] now thats what i call "poetic justice" [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

I so very strongly agree!!

I too have had my fair share of the turbo/nos/idiot injected hotted up pseudo sports cars!!!

Nup, i have seen TOO Many of these 'pretend drivers' write their cars off, themselves off and worst still others in their cars off!!
Never a good sight! and mostly/always speed related...wonder why?!! 8O
(investigated a couple in my time) and it's quite sad when there is only ONE car involved and the evidence points to nothing but: speed and inexperience=driver losing control and sometimes the end result is in the paper the next day!

Anyways, there are race days everywhere if you really want to race around and show off in front of your mates and a crowd!! :wink:
that's where you can show off and do it pretty safely too!!

Cheers
Knight

Let's rent Phiilip Island and have a Land Rover race day....

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ROFL

LOL

he he he he he he

chcukle chuckle chuckle...



Thank god I got that out of my system.... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]

Wait untill you see a F350 doing the quater mile in under 12 seconds.

THATS POWER.

Got it on a vid file for those that want it.

Big file and takes ages but.


But yes I agree if they dont know how to control the power keep them away from it for a while.

I'll have the file please......

(I got Cable :!: [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] )

Nothing used to make me happier than pulling a doof doof over then issuing tickets for :

Driving lights - lights unprescribed ie during the day etc
Loud stereo - noise pollution
Burn out - need i say any more.

and then the classic conversation. ...

Me - So mate open the bonnet up for me
Them - Wot for - theres nothing wrong with my car - im an apprentice mechanic
Me - Oh really (gets out defect book) , ok this is the deal mate ill have a look at your car and for everything I find wrong ill give you a $60 ticket, or I can just defect it now which will it be ?

Them - nothing wrong with it mate

SO anyhow after about $600 in fines they usually go with ok ok you got me officer!

and then they get that dirty big Red (tow me home) label in the middle of the windscreen, and seven days to fix it up of cancelled rego here we come.

LOL ROFL

oh and then I took the ignition leads so they would have to get a tow or at least go out of the way and get new ones.....

Yes I was one of those types of coppers that we love to hate - BUT IT WAS FUN!!!!!