1 its not all that bad, Aeroflot is now banned from flying into Europe.
2 looks like you may be arriving in-time for WW111, and will probably get stuck in pommy-land. but you will fit in as you seem to be able to winge like a pom.
3 pommy-land has some good movies you could watch, like day of the triffids, survivor, how i live now. or an international flavor, Red Dawn both of them.
4 i just had a thought. Russia has invaded Europe 2 times. once they got as far as Berlin. once as far as Paris. maybe the third time they could get to London. so to help you out. Previet ( pervert ) means hello, Dra stach ha ( does your ass fit ya) means hello to anyone with a gun.
and Spice sea Bar means Thank you for not blowing my head of with your AK47
Oh do not try to walk across Trafalgar Square if there has been a bit of rain. it makes all the pidgin poo slippery. that's why the fire dep comes out every second day to hose it down.
NB 2, just think when you get back to Aus, you could tell us all about your nuclear winter survival skills.



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