Road Rage?

ahhhhhhhhhhh......... road rage

takes me back a few years
when i was young dumb and full of you know

driving home from work friday afternoon around the 5pm mark heavy traffic
young P plate driver in and out the traffic
i was watching him in my mirrow just waiting for my chance
then all of a sudden he over takes me as i was breaking for the traffic
now he was almost in front of me on wrong side of the road giving me the bird and abuse

so as we had nowhere to go my chance came
out i jump and im no little bloke
young kid try's to wind up he's window :twisted:
too slow

so i reach in the car was going to smash his needle head through the passenger window from the drivers door but i had a brain wave .. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

grabed his keys from the car threw them up onto a shop roof

final comment to the kid

NOW THAT WILL SLOW YOU DOWN................. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

cheers hiline

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] Now that is **** funny! I've seen photos of motorcyclists standing outside a car beating on the window with said car driver cringing/crapping daks as they are now under the realisation that their stupidity may have just ****ed someone off.

Funny story - Years ago driving Ser II in Melbourne on FTG Rd had a knob in a REAL hurry to go somewhere. He picked wrong lane at set of lights and I passed him. Managed to get alonside a light truch that was travelling about 5 km/h below posted limit and sat next to it for about 3km, just teasing said idiot by varying my speed a little so he was changing lanes back and fwd every few seconds. Eventually he turned off and I sped back up and off I went. Passive resistance with a satisfying outcome.

Isnt it amazing that everyone who rides or has riden motorbikes has the stories, for instance who out there who rides or has riden a motorbike has inflicted damage to some pathetic morons pride and joy for the simple fact that they tried to kill you, and the fits of pure rage that you strike back, kicking of mirrors(because they really dont need them seeing as they dont use them) or the removal of lights as it is the closest to the boot.

I tell you the most gratifing is when some ****** tries to take you out on purpose and after the 3rd time in 10km he cuts you off the red flushes start, so the next set of traffic lights the silly man left his window open leaving his face completley vunerable to 3 sharp jabs from kevlar reinforced gloves :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


Its funny how personally you take it when people try to kill you 8O



<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">Disclaimer: This post in no way encourages violence, unrully driving or the destruction of other peoples property or in any way shape or form incriminate the person who posted it </span>

More power to you BUT make sure your number plate is covered
because no matter what they do to you, if you even look sideways back at them, they call the cops. :twisted:

Ain't that the truth. Everyone is always looking for someone else to blame for their bad day. Or refuse to responsibility for their own stupidity. I always love the incredulous look they get on their faces.........What did I do wrong? why are you picking on me?.

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Originally posted by drivesafe
More power to you BUT make sure your number plate is covered
because no matter what they do to you, if you even look sideways back at them, they call the cops. :twisted:

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The Suzuki Across (a 250 but with a bigger bike look) had the fuel tank under the seat. A switch on the handlebars opened the flap that gave access to the fuel filler. Happily the number plate was mounted to this, so a quick flick of the switch (when passing a radar for example) would conceal the number plate... just right for the situations mentioned above. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by drivesafe
More power to you BUT make sure your number plate is covered
because no matter what they do to you, if you even look sideways back at them, they call the cops. :twisted:

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One thing I learnt on motorbikes was that people always feared a ****ed off bloke on a motorbike, Ive had people that cut me off run red lights because they were scared of getting the snot smacked out of them, It also helps that I am 6 foot 2 :wink:

Yuck, but you had to ride a Suzuki :oops: :oops: for this and to make matters worse it's a 250 :oops: . I would rather drive........gasp a toyo thingy than ride an Across. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Tyrepower
Yuck, but you had to ride a Suzuki :oops: :oops: for this and to make matters worse it's a 250 :oops: . I would rather drive........gasp a toyo thingy than ride an Across. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gif

hang on,,
its still the only bike ever to have helmet storage under the , er, fuel tank thing,, [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]