Are Mods elected??

Was he the one living in a tent with his girlfriend in S.E.Qld, the one that has been sneaking into ladies bedrooms at night :eek:

No!
Tombie is the S.A member, I've covered N.S.W
QLD problems are Sheerlucks department.

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Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

No!
Tombie is the S.A member, I've covered N.S.W
QLD problems are Sheerlucks department.

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Sounds like we have a bit of a triumvirate going on. :p

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Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

No!
Tombie is the S.A member, I've covered N.S.W
QLD problems are Sheerlucks department.

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So, Sheerluck lives in a tent.

Well he does live in Jimboomba.
Better than living in an old cardboard box in a hole in the middle of the road and having to get out of bed in the middle of the night to like the road clean.
We need Tas, Vic, WA and NT covered.
Then we will be unstoppable.

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Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

Well he does live in Jimboomba(ish)
Better than living in an old cardboard box in a hole in the middle of the road and having to get out of bed in the middle of the night to like the road clean.
We need Tas, Vic, WA and NT covered.
Then we will be unstoppable.

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There, fixed it.

For Tas, WA, NT and Vic applicants, tent dwellers only need apply.

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Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

Well he does live in Jimboomba.
Better than living in an old cardboard box in a hole in the middle of the road and having to get out of bed in the middle of the night to like the road clean.
We need Tas, Vic, WA and NT covered.
Then we will be unstoppable.

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Shoe box?

Oddly, with my current job, I work at a mill.

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Originally Posted by Mick_Marsh

Shoe box?

Oddly, with my current job, I work at a mill.

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You're quite right.
And when you get home do you get sliced down the middle with a bread knife?

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Originally Posted by Mick_Marsh

I heard on the ABC news, "Strange man wearing beard warmer terrorises children.
Police are still looking for the suspect who escaped in a white four wheel drive."

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It would appear that the suspect, aka "The Nominee" is attempting to endear himself to a wider range of owners, by quote "driving a mile in their cars"

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